Author Topic: COLLEGE FOOTBALL!! (Read 20974 times)

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #240 on:** December 05, 2009, 09:20:51 PM »

Fuck you. Dragons won't slay themselves.

Ganhyun · « **Reply #241 on:** December 05, 2009, 09:40:56 PM »

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #242 on:** December 05, 2009, 10:55:19 PM »

Texas is gonna lose. Fuck them.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #243 on:** December 05, 2009, 11:21:05 PM »

GO HUSKERS GO. GO HUSKERS GO.

Oh God, c'mon Suh. Sack the shit out of Colt.

$:-\$

Bocsius · « **Reply #244 on:** December 05, 2009, 11:25:11 PM »

Even if they give them another second, Texas is distinguished mentally-challenged.

Two wasted plays and then a rollout with time running out? Seriously?

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #245 on:** December 05, 2009, 11:25:22 PM »

Oh God.... Oh God.....

This is too much.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #246 on:** December 05, 2009, 11:28:16 PM »

Well crap. Huskers put up more of a fight than I figured they would. That and Texas played like crap.

Bocsius · « **Reply #247 on:** December 05, 2009, 11:29:31 PM »

I was almost ready for TCU to beat Alabama and lay the smackdown on the BCS. Oh well.

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #248 on:** December 05, 2009, 11:30:47 PM »

Give the heisman to the kicker!!!

Akala · « **Reply #249 on:** December 05, 2009, 11:32:10 PM »

Fucking bullshit. Bama is gonna destroy em.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #250 on:** December 05, 2009, 11:33:07 PM »

FoC found drenched in sperm, some of it his own.

Himu · « **Reply #251 on:** December 05, 2009, 11:33:30 PM »

Florida-Alabama game owned.

Fuck Texas;etc

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #252 on:** December 05, 2009, 11:35:27 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on December 05, 2009, 11:33:30 PM

Florida-Alabama game owned.

Fuck Texas;etc

What's wrong with you son? How did Sn Jac community college do this year?

Himu · « **Reply #253 on:** December 05, 2009, 11:36:22 PM »

San Jacinto

I haven't been there since the day my dog died in second grade.

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #254 on:** December 05, 2009, 11:36:53 PM »

Where do you go?

Himu · « **Reply #255 on:** December 05, 2009, 11:40:39 PM »

Full Sail. Place sucks balls.

Going to transfer to Art Institute Houston.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #256 on:** December 06, 2009, 01:32:44 AM »

Yeah...Alabama is going to destroy Texas

Himu · « **Reply #257 on:** December 06, 2009, 01:33:25 AM »

Indeed.

Bocsius · « **Reply #258 on:** December 06, 2009, 01:44:01 AM »

something something USC

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #259 on:** December 06, 2009, 09:41:26 AM »

We'll see. After today Alabama played great and Teas didnt. Hopefully they do nothing but practice until then.

Bocsius · « **Reply #260 on:** December 06, 2009, 09:36:16 PM »

BCS is in full "eliminate undefeated challenger" mode.

Alabama vs. Texas in the Rose for the joke of a championship.
Boise State vs. TCU in the Fiesta.
Cincinnati vs. Florida in the Sugar.

So if everything goes as planned (meaning: Florida decimates Cincy), they'll be down to the Alabama/Texas and BSU/TCU winner as undefeated teams. Then they'll say "lol, weak conference" and pat themselves on the back and claim the system worked yet again.

The other two bowls are

Georgia Tech vs Iowa (Iowa?) in the Orange Bowl.
Oregon vs. Ohio State in the other Rose Bowl.

Akala · « **Reply #261 on:** December 06, 2009, 09:42:57 PM »

New Years day should actually be a pretty good day of football.

http://espn.go.com/college-football/schedule/_/seasontype/3/week/16

Bocsius · « **Reply #262 on:** December 06, 2009, 09:53:44 PM »

I have never been more excited for the Piggy Pit BBQ Bowl or the Tina's Hair Salon Bowl.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #263 on:** December 06, 2009, 11:58:30 PM »

TCU didn't play anyone, and chickened out of scheduling some decent games (home/home with Ole Miss)

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #264 on:** December 07, 2009, 11:53:32 AM »

Clausen going pro
http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=4721703

Personally I don't think he's ready, and I'm glad the Lions already chose a qb so I don't have to worry about them picking this bust-in-waiting.

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But six days later, he threw for 340 yards and five touchdowns at Stanford, and his ability to persevere is why several general managers, who have requested anonymity, believe he is the most NFL-ready quarterback in this year's draft. They say he's already mastered an NFL offense, has already been subjected to a leaky offensive line and has already been part of a rebuilding process. They like that he played his entire college career on national TV and that he thrived in one of the biggest fishbowls in sports: Notre Dame.

lol ok

Brehvolution · « **Reply #265 on:** December 07, 2009, 01:03:02 PM »

With a possible strike after next season and seeing what happened to Sam Bradford plus getting a new HC, he would be stupid to stay another year.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #266 on:** December 07, 2009, 01:05:12 PM »

Yup. Plus he could be the first qb pick whereas if he stays he'd most likely be second (Ryan Mallet

)

Kestastrophe · « **Reply #267 on:** December 09, 2009, 06:16:29 PM »

http://www.shirtaday.com/

Brehvolution · « **Reply #268 on:** December 09, 2009, 07:04:58 PM »

He's gonna cry when he loses the Heisman too.

Chussy Pacer · « **Reply #269 on:** December 10, 2009, 10:55:24 AM »

But USC is the best 4 loss team!!

:tbslol :tbslol

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #270 on:** December 27, 2009, 05:34:39 AM »

Holy shit Urban Meyer is resigning due to health reasons.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #271 on:** December 27, 2009, 12:39:11 PM »

More like getting out now before before the NCAA discovers all his illegal recruiting practices, player payroll, hush money payouts, mafia ties, prostitution rings, Tim Tebow on steroids, etc.

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #272 on:** December 27, 2009, 06:18:09 PM »

a leave of absence*

Ganhyun · « **Reply #273 on:** December 27, 2009, 11:34:56 PM »

Quote from: Methodis the Incorrigible! on December 27, 2009, 06:18:09 PM

a leave of absence*

I wonder who sucked his cock hard enough to convince him to just do a LOA instead of resigning as he said he was going to.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #274 on:** December 28, 2009, 12:17:35 AM »

Yea this is getting interesting. How do you go from "resigning to be with my family" to "lol leave of absence" in 24 hours.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #275 on:** December 28, 2009, 04:44:47 AM »

Doubtful in his case. They were already willing to pay him whatever he wanted.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #276 on:** January 07, 2010, 08:47:04 PM »

Nick Saban goes for it on 4th and 23 of the opening drive, and now Colt McCoy is hurt? The fug is going on in this game??

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #277 on:** January 07, 2010, 08:53:53 PM »

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #278 on:** January 07, 2010, 08:55:17 PM »

wtf alabama

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #279 on:** January 07, 2010, 09:03:34 PM »

McElroy's been sacked 3 times in 5 minutes.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #280 on:** January 07, 2010, 09:03:53 PM »

Texas' defense is very good, holy shit. Alabama has a good OL and they're getting owned

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #281 on:** January 07, 2010, 09:10:29 PM »

Can you imagine how much it sucks* to be that one guy? "Oh hey, we know you've never played a game before, but get out there and take control of the team and win the National Championship for us, okay?"

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*Unless he wins.

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Joe Molotov · « **Reply #282 on:** January 07, 2010, 09:15:20 PM »

Special Teams insanity aside, Texas looks boned. Ingram is going nuts, and without Colt they aren't getting anything on offense.

Akala · « **Reply #283 on:** January 07, 2010, 09:17:57 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov® EDGE™ on January 07, 2010, 09:15:20 PM

Special Teams insanity aside, Texas looks boned. Ingram is going nuts, and without Colt they aren't getting anything on offense.

yup. shame, really. although there is a slim chance this could be epic.

will probably go to hell pretty soon though. $:-\$

Akala · « **Reply #284 on:** January 07, 2010, 09:24:27 PM »

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #285 on:** January 07, 2010, 09:27:30 PM »

Put Vince in!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #286 on:** January 07, 2010, 09:39:05 PM »

game over man, game over

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #287 on:** January 07, 2010, 10:08:57 PM »

Well this game went from interesting to "let's watch something else."

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #288 on:** January 07, 2010, 10:12:02 PM »

They should just start calling the SEC championship game the national championship game every year, real talk.

I'm about 99% sure that Boise State could have beaten Texas, tho.

Akala · « **Reply #289 on:** January 07, 2010, 10:21:16 PM »

No way Texas would have made it to the NC in a playoff.

I will say though, that Texas looked way better than I expected them to on that first series, even if it's all out the window now. I really don't get the logic of sending McCoy right up the middle against a defense like Bama's. Especially so early in the game.

As much as Tebow sucks, the dude is a monster to do what he does (did lol) on a weekly basis.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #290 on:** January 07, 2010, 10:22:40 PM »

If McCoy was in the game this would be a competitive game. Writing them off after a scrub takes over the QB role is ridiculous. Their defense was looking pretty fired up for awhile, but it's so obvious they've lost hope.

Akala · « **Reply #291 on:** January 07, 2010, 10:51:44 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 07, 2010, 10:22:40 PM

If McCoy was in the game this would be a competitive game. Writing them off after a scrub takes over the QB role is ridiculous. Their defense was looking pretty fired up for awhile, but it's so obvious they've lost hope.

Agreed.

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I was ready to write them off based on that awful game they played against Nebraska.

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Brehvolution · « **Reply #292 on:** January 07, 2010, 11:03:07 PM »

:WTF they just said that mcoys injury wasn't serious but they were protecting his NFL future

it's the biggest game of your college career. :WTF

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #293 on:** January 07, 2010, 11:04:14 PM »

This game is so awful. Alabama's just looks like they're running down the clock and Texas can't do crap offensively.

Edit: And just like that, Texas finally does something!

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #294 on:** January 07, 2010, 11:06:51 PM »

lol Bama

It would serve them right if they lost, the way they've just twiddled their thumbs for the entire 3rd Quarter, not bothering to push their advantage at all.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #295 on:** January 07, 2010, 11:34:14 PM »

Bama

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #296 on:** January 07, 2010, 11:49:05 PM »

Welp, Texas had a good run.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #297 on:** January 08, 2010, 12:16:08 AM »

If that's true about McCoy, Texas deserved to lose. I feel bad for rooting for them in the 4th quarter now.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #298 on:** January 08, 2010, 03:25:21 AM »

Hmmm, pull a Willis Reed moment and will my team to victory...or preserve my draft status and become super rich. McCoy made the right decision.

Texas came back, which was rather exciting. But the freshmen couldn't solve that frenzy defense. What a story that would have been though: freshman QB wins championship for McCoy. I might have shed a tear

Ganhyun · « **Reply #299 on:** January 08, 2010, 12:02:34 PM »

according to the gaf thread, bama's qb played with cracked ribs.

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Author Topic: COLLEGE FOOTBALL!! (Read 20974 times)