Reasons why Kojima is a tard:
--Meryl and Johnny proposal scene
--Making Naomi the most overdramatic woman ever
--Making Eva cheesy and awkward to watch. showing granny nipple.
--So much emphasis on Johnny's stupid fart/poop jokes. It's like the guy who says one funny thing that people laugh at (Johnny's bathroom scene in MGS1) but then runs the joke into the ground thinking it's still fresh and clever (MGS4.)
--Breaking up the flow of MGS4 by making you fly all over the fucking place
--requiring installs of every act, with no option for full install, making replays a bitch, since there's 10 minutes of gameplay in each act when you skip the cutscenes.
--Read on gaf that there's 8 hours of cutscenes. I played for 18 hours, I think. Almost half my time was wasted.
--The best part -- most of that gameplay was in acts 1 and 2, when it was still an MGS game.
--Retcons and nonsense connections and forced resolutions of all of the stories
--Not having the heart to really kill it off in the end
--Throwing in a million different genres at the expense of stealth
--forgetting that it's about the stealth
--No fucking stealth
--lack of stealth
--minimal stealth
--Act 4 was wasted by putting you through shitty robot stealth and then more fucking rail shooting. Though I don't care, but if you didn't play MGS1, Act 4 would be completely lost on you. You would have no clue what's happening. You would probably be pissed.
--And MGS online is a whole other disaster altogether
--Even after the ending, the feeling that the game was pasted together by pre-schoolers left me unsatisfied. It's like Kojima wants to be deadly serious, but chickened out in the end, so he went for the hollywood route to keep manbabies on gaf from being too distraught.