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The Fake Shemp

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http://www.playcornhole.org :lol

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The American Cornhole Association is an organization chartered with the sole purpose to promote the game of Cornhole or Corn Toss.

The American Cornhole Association was established by a small group of dedicated Cornholers from the west side of Cincinnati, Ohio. It has grown over the years and, to the best of our knowledge, now represents the largest organized Cornhole / Corn Toss association in the United States.

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My dream has always been working for the American Cornhole Association.
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muckhole

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All my Ohio customers bring this up with them, and it's always fun to feign ignorance and ask what they're playing, especially when it's women.

"What are you guys playing?"

"Cornhole...
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Rim the corn.  :-*
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Saint Cornelius

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All of you need to fuck off.
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Everyone's laughing and riding and cornholing except Buster.
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All of you need to fuck off.

Get 'im!  Hold 'im down!
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tehjaybo

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I don't see the humor.  I guess because it's so common around here.
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I was at church last week and they said they were going to play cornhole. It was at that point that I told myself I had watched too much Beavis & Butthead as a teenager.

Human Snorenado

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I don't see the humor.  I guess because it's so common around here.

Yes, I would imagine that in backwoods, rural areas where there's nothing much to do that cornholing would be a popular activity.  Verily, there must be a legion of cornholers in your area, good chap. :tophat
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Re: Let's join the American Cornhole Association! Yes, The Bore's favorite game!
« Reply #10 on: September 04, 2009, 12:25:33 PM »
This is where I would post the Carlin bit about cornholing if some asshole didn't get it taken down from YouTube
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Re: Let's join the American Cornhole Association! Yes, The Bore's favorite game!
« Reply #11 on: September 04, 2009, 02:19:57 PM »
Some of our friends moved to Seattle from Chicago, and they always play cornhole at their summer barbecues. We love to give them shit about it.
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Re: Let's join the American Cornhole Association! Yes, The Bore's favorite game!
« Reply #12 on: September 04, 2009, 03:53:22 PM »
There's an arcade game about cornholing.
http://www.bhmvending.com/Amusements/Incredible%20Technologies/Itsgames_TargetTossProBags.html

It's got a Wii port, too.  :-*
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Re: Let's join the American Cornhole Association! Yes, The Bore's favorite game!
« Reply #13 on: September 04, 2009, 04:17:33 PM »
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Saint Cornelius

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Re: Let's join the American Cornhole Association! Yes, The Bore's favorite game!
« Reply #14 on: September 04, 2009, 04:25:24 PM »
It's got a Wii port, too.  :-*

It's actually a fun lil' diversion!
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Re: Let's join the American Cornhole Association! Yes, The Bore's favorite game!
« Reply #15 on: September 04, 2009, 07:03:23 PM »
Never heard of it
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ToxicAdam

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Re: Let's join the American Cornhole Association! Yes, The Bore's favorite game!
« Reply #16 on: September 05, 2009, 12:13:39 AM »
It's been around for a decade now ... for some reason it caught on among the football tailgating crowd 3-4 years ago.

It's just horseshoes for big fat, lazy drunk people.

The sad part is that fairs/bars/events are trying to cash in on the craze by having "cornhole tournaments" with cash prizes. Can you imagine the amount of douchery that surrounds such an event? Ex-jocks that once gravitated toward softball or bowling are now trading chest bumps over throwing a bean bag through a hole in a piece of plywood.

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