Just got this Email: I'VE BEEN GIVEN A MISSION!

[BlueTsunami]

TELEPHONE:+44702401914

EMAIL BOX:will_ron12@yahoo.ie


Attn:
We are Diplomatic Corp that holds special and valuable consignments for reputable clients that are honest and trustworthy.

We work in collaboration with top firms all over the world as we have earned a name as a service whosehallmarks in reliability and confidentiality are revered.International missions, Diplomats, Embassies of the world have used our services to satisfaction.

A benefactor has mandated me to get someone that can assist her and her family in retrieving her packagecontaining some amount of money from a Diplomatic Corp in Europe.

The benefactor and her children have been confinedonly to their country home and all their calls and movements are monitored, as a result,its absoultely impossible for them to do anything as regards retrieving the money.

Their only means of communication is via internet and you are being contacted because your assistance is needed in claiming the funds on their behalf.


The amount was accrued from Diamond sales over aperiod of six years and its USD75M (Seventy FiveMillion U.S.Dollars).These funds are fully free of any liens, or encumbrances and are clean, clear and has no criminal origin.


The funds have nothing to do with any form of illegality and all documentations needed to prove the source of the funds were submitted when the funds werebeing deposited and these documents would prove the source of the funds and authenticate the fact that thefunds are clean and has no links whatsoever with
either drugs or terrorism.


For your assistance in this transaction,the benefactor and her Children have agreed to give you 30% of the total amount of money which is equivalent to US$22.5 Million (Twenty Two Million,Five Hundred ThousandUnited States Dollars) and this role simply entails retrieving the funds on their behalf from the Diplomats in Europe and all the information needed to claim the funds would be sent to you as soon as you indicate your interest in assisting them as well as providing the following information to facilitate the smooth conclusion of the transaction..

1) Your Full Name: ___________________________

2) Your Address:_______________________________

3) Your Telephone Number:_______________________

4) Your Fax Number: __________________________

5) Your Mobile Number:_____________________________

6) The Name of the Closest Airport to your City of
Residence:____________________


I await your response Urgently.

MR.WILSON RON



****PRIVATE & CONFIDENTIAL*****

This e-mail and any attached files are confidential and may be legally privileged.

If you are not the addressee, any disclosure,reproduction, copying,distribution, or other dissemination or use of this communication is strictly prohibited.

lol I'll get right on it! I'm gonna be soooo rich , that 8800GTS is mine

[The Fake Shemp]

You joke, because you think it's a scam, but you're passing up the opportunity of a lifetime!

[BlueTsunami]

You joke, because you think it's a scam, but you're passing up the opportunity of a lifetime!

Its definitely not a scam! I mean, look at question #6!

6) The Name of the Closest Airport to your City of
Residence:____________________

:O

[GilloD]

If you don't go through with this, I will

[BlueTsunami]

I'm trying to decide which Airport is best to list. Worcester Airport or Logan Airport. Probably Logan, I don't think Worcester has International flights.

[BlueTsunami]

I wonder if they continue with it if you reply

Just to make this thread more worthwhile, I will do this. Hopefully he/them will respond

Just responded with this

This sounds extremely important, I'll definitely help you with this endeavor. I just need to know. I've shown this to some people I know and their telling me its all a farce, people I trust. I don't think it is. I need to know though, is this this a scam? Will I be burned if I try to help this family? Please reply to this so I can respond with my info.

Thank you and God Speed


>From: "Wilson Ron" <w.r.ron@hotmail.com>
>Reply-To: will_ron12@yahoo.ie
>Subject: REPLY SOON.
>Date: Tue, 12 Dec 2006 02:13:24 +0100
>
>TELEPHONE:+44702401914
>
>EMAIL BOX:will_ron12@yahoo.ie
>
>
>Attn:
>We are Diplomatic Corp that holds special and valuable consignments
>for reputable clients that are honest and trustworthy.
>
>We work in collaboration with top firms all over the world as we
>have earned a name as a service whosehallmarks in reliability and
>confidentiality are revered.International missions, Diplomats,
>Embassies of the world have used our services to satisfaction.
>
>A benefactor has mandated me to get someone that can assist her and
>her family in retrieving her packagecontaining some amount of money
>from a Diplomatic Corp in Europe.
>
>The benefactor and her children have been confinedonly to their
>country home and all their calls and movements are monitored, as a
>result,its absoultely impossible for them to do anything as regards
>retrieving the money.
>
>Their only means of communication is via internet and you are being
>contacted because your assistance is needed in claiming the funds on
>their behalf.
>
>
>The amount was accrued from Diamond sales over aperiod of six years
>and its USD75M (Seventy FiveMillion U.S.Dollars).These funds are
>fully free of any liens, or encumbrances and are clean, clear and
>has no criminal origin.
>
>
>The funds have nothing to do with any form of illegality and all
>documentations needed to prove the source of the funds were
>submitted when the funds werebeing deposited and these documents
>would prove the source of the funds and authenticate the fact that
>thefunds are clean and has no links whatsoever with
>either drugs or terrorism.
>
>
>For your assistance in this transaction,the benefactor and her
>Children have agreed to give you 30% of the total amount of money
>which is equivalent to US$22.5 Million (Twenty Two Million,Five
>Hundred ThousandUnited States Dollars) and this role simply entails
>retrieving the funds on their behalf from the Diplomats in Europe
>and all the information needed to claim the funds would be sent to
>you as soon as you indicate your interest in assisting them as well
>as providing the following information to facilitate the smooth
>conclusion of the transaction..
>
>1) Your Full Name: ___________________________
>
>2) Your Address:_______________________________
>
>3) Your Telephone Number:_______________________
>
>4) Your Fax Number: __________________________
>
>5) Your Mobile Number:_____________________________
>
>6) The Name of the Closest Airport to your City of
>Residence:____________________
>
>
>I await your response Urgently.
>
>MR.WILSON RON
>
>
>
>****PRIVATE & CONFIDENTIAL*****
>
>This e-mail and any attached files are confidential and may be
>legally privileged.
>
>If you are not the addressee, any disclosure,reproduction,
>copying,distribution, or other dissemination or use of this
>communication is strictly prohibited.
>
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[BlueTsunami]

Ok people...I got a fucken response!

DEAR JEREMY,
 
THANK YOU FOR THE IAM VERY HAPPY TOWARD YOUR RESPONSE TO THIS MAIL.
 
WELL CONTACTED YOU BECAUSE I KNOW FOR SURE THAT THIS BUSINESS TRANSACTION IS A REAL AND LEGAL TRANSACTION.
 SO HAVE IT IN MIND THAT THIS TRANSACTION IS NOT SCAM.
 
ALL I NEED IS YOUR ASSITANT TO ENABLE THE BENAFACTOR CLIAM IS CONSIGNMAENT IN EUROPE.
 
so i contacted you.For your assistance in this transaction,the benefactor and her Children have agreed to give you 30% of the total amount of money which is equivalent to US$22.5 Million (Twenty Two Million,FiveHundred Thousand United States Dollars) and this role simply entails retrieving the funds on their behalf from the Diplomats in Europe and all the information needed to claim the funds would be sent to you as soon as you indicate your interest in assisting them.
 
For your information these funds have nothing to do with any form of illegality and all documentations needed to prove the source of the funds were submitted when the funds were being deposited and these documents would prove the source of the funds and authenticate the fact that the funds are clean and has no links whatsoever with either drugs or terrorism.
 
I would implore you to send your contact information immediately via email to expediate action, the detain are below.
 
1) YOUR FULL NAME.
2) YOUR PHONE NUMBER
3) YOUR CONTACT ADDRES
4) YOUR FAX NUMBER.
5)YOUR MOBILE NUMBER.
6)THE NAME OF CLOSET AIRPORT TO YOU CITY OF RESIDENSE.
 
As soon as you send those information my lawyer would start processing all relievant document that entain this transaction on your behalf.which shall be summited to the security company to start releasing the funds to you.
 
 
Your Sincerely,
Mr.Wilson Ron.

What should I do?! WHAT SHOULD I DOOO?

[Christopher]

give them all fake info.

[GilloD]

Become a legend and play along, doofus.

[BlueTsunami]

I think I'm going to mix up real info and fake. But implore him to contact me through email...hmmmmm

* BlueTsunami runs away giggling

[BlueTsunami]

OK, I sent out this response, fake info of course...

Ok, you've gained my trust Wilson, I shall impart on you my information and I hope I can be of help...

1) YOUR FULL NAME: Jeremy Cortez
2) YOUR PHONE NUMBER: 1-508-386-5352
3) YOUR CONTACT ADDRES: 3 Prescott st, Fitchburg, MA
4) YOUR FAX NUMBER: I do not have one unfortunately, I hope this won't cause an issue
5)YOUR MOBILE NUMBER: Same as my Phone Number (1-508-386-5352)
6)THE NAME OF CLOSET AIRPORT TO YOU CITY OF RESIDENSE.: The closest one would have to be Logan Airport of Boston Massachusetts.

I implore you though, to contact me through email. My Cell is actually a work phone but if its an emergency about the said benefactors, than you do what you have too.

Again, Thank You and Godspeed

>From: wilson ron <will_ron12@yahoo.ie>
>To: aquatictrancescape@hotmail.com
>Subject: YOUR INFORMATION IMMEDIATELY.
>Date: Tue, 12 Dec 2006 22:56:42 +0000 (GMT)
>
>DEAR JEREMY,
>
>   THANK YOU FOR THE IAM VERY HAPPY TOWARD YOUR RESPONSE TO THIS MAIL.
>
>   WELL CONTACTED YOU BECAUSE I KNOW FOR SURE THAT THIS BUSINESS TRANSACTION IS A REAL AND LEGAL TRANSACTION.
>    SO HAVE IT IN MIND THAT THIS TRANSACTION IS NOT SCAM.
>
>   ALL I NEED IS YOUR ASSITANT TO ENABLE THE BENAFACTOR CLIAM IS CONSIGNMAENT IN EUROPE.
>
>   so i contacted you.For your assistance in this transaction,the benefactor and her Children have agreed to give you 30% of the total amount of money which is equivalent to US$22.5 Million (Twenty Two Million,FiveHundred Thousand United States Dollars) and this role simply entails retrieving the funds on their behalf from the Diplomats in Europe and all the information needed to claim the funds would be sent to you as soon as you indicate your interest in assisting them.
>
>   For your information these funds have nothing to do with any form of illegality and all documentations needed to prove the source of the funds were submitted when the funds were being deposited and these documents would prove the source of the funds and authenticate the fact that the funds are clean and has no links whatsoever with either drugs or terrorism.
>
>I would implore you to send your contact information immediately via email to expediate action, the detain are below.
>
>1) YOUR FULL NAME.
>2) YOUR PHONE NUMBER
>3) YOUR CONTACT ADDRES
>4) YOUR FAX NUMBER.
>5)YOUR MOBILE NUMBER.
>6)THE NAME OF CLOSET AIRPORT TO YOU CITY OF RESIDENSE.
>
>As soon as you send those information my lawyer would start processing all relievant document that entain this transaction on your behalf.which shall be summited to the security company to start releasing the funds to you.
>
>
>Your Sincerely,
>Mr.Wilson Ron.
>
>
>
>
>
>  Send instant messages to your online friends http://uk.messenger.yahoo.com

[The Fake Shemp]

Haha, this is gold.  Hilarity will ensue or you will be murdered.  Think of the forum traffic!

[BlueTsunami]

I'm kinda afraid that he'll say hes sending me the tickets and gives me a link to a page confirming that the tickets have been bought. From which I can also print out the page to grab tickets at Logan.

[The Fake Shemp]

This is going to be awesome.

Tell him you need extra tickets for you big, black bodyguyard.  Be sure to mention he's black.  And big.  Like Shaq.

[BlueTsunami]

DEAR JEREMY CORTEZ,

THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR YOUR INFORMATIONS, AS I HAVE TO INFORM YOU THAT I HAVE SUBMMITED YOUR NAME AND CONTACT INFORMATIONS TO FIRST TRUST FINANCE AND SECURITIES HEAR IN LONDON FOR IMMEDIATE APPROVAL AND RESLEASE OF THE CONSIGNMENT TO YOU AS THE LEGAL BENEFICIARY.

BASE ON THIS , I ADVISE YOU START MAKING ARRANGEMENT FOR THE
ENDORSEMENT OF THE CONSIGNMENT RELEASE ORDER .

I WILL FORWARD TO YOU THE CONSIGNMENT DEPOSIT INFORMATIONS WHICH YOU WILL PRESENT TO THE SECURITY FIRM BEFORE THEY WILL HAND OVER THE CONSIGNMENT TO YOU AS EVERY DOCUMENTS HAD BEEN SUBMMITED ALONG SIDE WITH THE DEPOSITED CONSIGNMENT WHEN IT WAS INITIALY LODGED.

IT IS OF UTMOST IMPORTANCE , I INFORM YOU AT THIS JUNCTURE THAT THE SECURITY FIRM DOES NOT KNOW THE CONTENTS OF THE CONSIGNMENT . SO IT'S ONLY BOTH OF US THAT KNOWS THAT THE CONSIGNMENT IS CONTAINING FUND. SO DO NOT MAKE THE MISTAKE OF DISCLOSING TO THEM THE CONTENTS FOR SECURITY REASONS.

THE WORD SHOULD BE CONSIGNMENT WHEN EVER YOU ARE HAVING ANY CONVERSATION WITH THE SECURITY FIRM OK, THIS IS  THE INFORMATIONS OF THE SECURITY FIRM.

FIRST TRUST FINANCE AND SECURITIES
REGIONAL OFFICE DEPT,
ADDRESS:STR,1 GREAT CUMBERLAND
PLACE CITY LONDON. W1H 7AL COUNTY
GREATER LONDON UK.
TEL:+ 44 702 408 3222
Email: ft_trust_uk@safe-mail.net
 
CONTACT THE SECURITY FIRM NOW AND GET BACK TO ME FOR

MORE ADVISE.

REGARDS,
MR. WILSON RON
 
) YOUR FULL NAME: Jeremy Cortez
2) YOUR PHONE NUMBER: 1-508-386-5352
3) YOUR CONTACT ADDRES: 3 Prescott st, Fitchburg, MA
4) YOUR FAX NUMBER: I do not have one unfortunately, I hope this won't
cause
an issue
5)YOUR MOBILE NUMBER: Same as my Phone Number (1-508-386-5352)
6)THE NAME OF CLOSET AIRPORT TO YOU CITY OF RESIDENSE.: The closest one
would have to be Logan Airport of Boston Massachusetts.

Ok, I'm afraid

[Bloodwake]

wow.


This is hilarious.


You have to go through with it.

[GilloD]

E-mial the security firm at SAFE-MAIL.co.UK. IT's LIKE HOT MAIL: BUT SAFE. Doooo it

[BlueTsunami]

Well, for one, he doesn't state anything specific, just that I need to mention a "Consignment".

and secondly, fucken package is probably a fucken bomb. I'll call the number later and see what it actually leads to though.


It would be fuckin HILARIOUS if I called the number and got some random bloke you see in British movies trying to pass himself off as a teller or representative for this bank. Be like

"So, whats yo SSN and Credit Card numba love"

I would be like

"oh shi lol"

[Christopher]

Give him someone's Wii number as your SSN haha

[Disposable White Guy]

It's a good thing the consignment was initially lodged.

[PhoenixWright]

You should've looked up phone sex numbers in your area code and put one for the phone number.