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Himu

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Tonight I had malt vinegar on fries for the first time
« on: September 07, 2009, 12:39:46 AM »
Okay, I bought some malt vinegar and went to McDonalds to get some fries.

Not bad, not bad.

Preferable to ketchup, which ruins the taste of the fries. Vinegar, however, enhances the taste. Especially if you throw enough on them to make the fries soggy.

It's especially delicious when you've got a decent amount of salt on the fries.

Not bad.

What does fries with mayo taste like? That can't possibly taste good?
« Last Edit: September 07, 2009, 12:48:43 AM by Himuro »
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Re: Tonight I had malt vinegar on fries for the first time tonight
« Reply #1 on: September 07, 2009, 12:44:30 AM »
went to McDonalds to get some fries.
Wtf. At least go to Burger King or something :lol
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Re: Tonight I had malt vinegar on fries for the first time tonight
« Reply #2 on: September 07, 2009, 12:45:49 AM »
Try some good BBQ sauce.

It's great.




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Re: Tonight I had malt vinegar on fries for the first time tonight
« Reply #3 on: September 07, 2009, 12:46:54 AM »
You need to get proper mayonnaise for chips. 
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Re: Tonight I had malt vinegar on fries for the first time tonight
« Reply #4 on: September 07, 2009, 12:47:35 AM »
mayo on fries is awesome. really horrible for you, but awesome.

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Re: Tonight I had malt vinegar on fries for the first time tonight
« Reply #5 on: September 07, 2009, 12:48:25 AM »
went to McDonalds to get some fries.
Wtf. At least go to Burger King or something :lol

McDonalds has the best fries though.
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Re: Tonight I had malt vinegar on fries for the first time tonight
« Reply #6 on: September 07, 2009, 12:50:03 AM »
You need proper fries first!  Thick cut fries (like from boardwalk fries, if they still have those, or Great Steak and Potato Company, 5 Guys, etc.) work best with malt vinegar.  The kind with actual skins on them.  

and mayo is good to dab on fries, but I prefer mixing mayo and ketchup together.    I haven't done that in forever.  

I like poutine too.  I ate that shit up when I visited Toronto.

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Re: Tonight I had malt vinegar on fries for the first time
« Reply #7 on: September 07, 2009, 12:53:40 AM »
McDonald's fries are good for shoveling handfuls in your mouth, but that's about it. Just get some thick ones from the supermarket
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Re: Tonight I had malt vinegar on fries for the first time
« Reply #8 on: September 07, 2009, 12:54:27 AM »
What about wedges?
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Re: Tonight I had malt vinegar on fries for the first time
« Reply #9 on: September 07, 2009, 12:55:17 AM »
wtf? you dont use fast food fries when doing this fancy bullshit.
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Re: Tonight I had malt vinegar on fries for the first time
« Reply #10 on: September 07, 2009, 12:56:00 AM »
Wedges and sour cream :drool
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Re: Tonight I had malt vinegar on fries for the first time
« Reply #11 on: September 07, 2009, 12:56:50 AM »
wtf? you dont use fast food fries when doing this fancy bullshit.
Yes putting vinegar on fries is fancy  ::)
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Re: Tonight I had malt vinegar on fries for the first time
« Reply #12 on: September 07, 2009, 12:58:05 AM »
You need to try it with some decent fries. You have a boardwalk fries or a five guys burgers nearby?

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Re: Tonight I had malt vinegar on fries for the first time
« Reply #13 on: September 07, 2009, 12:58:57 AM »
wtf? you dont use fast food fries when doing this fancy bullshit.
Yes putting vinegar on fries is fancy  ::)

It's disgusting, like everything you Euro shitstains do.
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Re: Tonight I had malt vinegar on fries for the first time
« Reply #14 on: September 07, 2009, 12:59:32 AM »
What about wedges?

i guess that works...pretty much any potatoes + malt vinegar is good.  but when you have nice thick french fries, it's best.

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Re: Tonight I had malt vinegar on fries for the first time
« Reply #15 on: September 07, 2009, 01:00:26 AM »
Just make some pink sauce with mayo and ketchup, its delicious and it sure as hell beat fucking vinegar.
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Re: Tonight I had malt vinegar on fries for the first time
« Reply #16 on: September 07, 2009, 01:03:44 AM »
Just make some pink sauce with mayo and ketchup, its delicious and it sure as hell beat fucking vinegar.

wtf?  it's not called "pink sauce."  it's russian dressing.  I'LL KICK YOUR ASS IF YOU CALL IT PINK SAUCE AGAIN FUCKER

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Re: Tonight I had malt vinegar on fries for the first time
« Reply #17 on: September 07, 2009, 01:04:25 AM »
wtf? you dont use fast food fries when doing this fancy bullshit.
Yes putting vinegar on fries is fancy  ::)

It's disgusting, like everything you Euro shitstains do.
I'm not Euro  :'(
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Re: Tonight I had malt vinegar on fries for the first time
« Reply #18 on: September 07, 2009, 01:04:54 AM »
Oh, well

I blame Kosma
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Re: Tonight I had malt vinegar on fries for the first time
« Reply #19 on: September 07, 2009, 01:07:53 AM »
Euros put mayonnaise.
English and hence the Commonwealth put vinegar.
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Re: Tonight I had malt vinegar on fries for the first time
« Reply #20 on: September 07, 2009, 01:12:46 AM »
Just make some pink sauce with mayo and ketchup, its delicious and it sure as hell beat fucking vinegar.

wtf?  it's not called "pink sauce."  it's russian dressing.  I'LL KICK YOUR ASS IF YOU CALL IT PINK SAUCE AGAIN FUCKER

Fuck that, the Russians didn't invented it, they just put their name on it to consolidate the communist influence over the free world
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Re: Tonight I had malt vinegar on fries for the first time
« Reply #21 on: September 07, 2009, 01:13:56 AM »
Wouldnt Thousand Island be more appropriate?
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Re: Tonight I had malt vinegar on fries for the first time
« Reply #22 on: September 07, 2009, 01:20:45 AM »
I am intrigued by curry sauce on chips now. Might make some for dinner.
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Re: Tonight I had malt vinegar on fries for the first time
« Reply #23 on: September 07, 2009, 01:43:04 AM »
Just make some pink sauce with mayo and ketchup, its delicious and it sure as hell beat fucking vinegar.

wtf?  it's not called "pink sauce."  it's russian dressing.  I'LL KICK YOUR ASS IF YOU CALL IT PINK SAUCE AGAIN FUCKER

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Re: Tonight I had malt vinegar on fries for the first time
« Reply #24 on: September 07, 2009, 02:25:18 AM »
mayo on fries is awesome. really horrible for you, but awesome.

oil, egg, vinegar = mayonaisse is incredibly GOOD for you.

Maybe not the store bought stuff, but it's ridiculously easy to make if you have the above. If you meant the fries, on the other hand, i agree.
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Re: Tonight I had malt vinegar on fries for the first time
« Reply #25 on: September 07, 2009, 02:45:09 AM »
mayo on fries is awesome. really horrible for you, but awesome.

oil, egg, vinegar = mayonaisse is incredibly GOOD for you.

Maybe not the store bought stuff, but it's ridiculously easy to make if you have the above. If you meant the fries, on the other hand, i agree.

I was talking total fat/caloric content of fries and store-bought mayo. I have never heard of homemade mayo being good for you. I'll have to check it out.

We recently(ish) changed to the kraft olive oil mayo, which tastes far better than typical light mayo but has something like 1/3 the fat.

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Re: Tonight I had malt vinegar on fries for the first time
« Reply #26 on: September 07, 2009, 03:02:27 AM »
don't want to derail this by ranting about nutrition so i'll leave it here: i never eat low-fat anything.
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Re: Tonight I had malt vinegar on fries for the first time
« Reply #27 on: September 07, 2009, 11:49:07 AM »
I'd be willing to try olive oil mayo; sounds yummy. But malt vinegar on fries is my favorite.

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Re: Tonight I had malt vinegar on fries for the first time
« Reply #28 on: September 07, 2009, 12:45:18 PM »
Just make some pink sauce with mayo and ketchup, its delicious and it sure as hell beat fucking vinegar.

wtf?  it's not called "pink sauce."  it's russian dressing.  I'LL KICK YOUR ASS IF YOU CALL IT PINK SAUCE AGAIN FUCKER

Fuck that, the Russians didn't invented it, they just put their name on it to consolidate the communist influence over the free world


Whatever, I don't share my pink sauce with nobody.   :-*

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Re: Tonight I had malt vinegar on fries for the first time
« Reply #29 on: September 07, 2009, 12:47:18 PM »
I just threw up a little bit. 

Vinegar =  :yuck
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Re: Tonight I had malt vinegar on fries for the first time
« Reply #30 on: September 07, 2009, 12:51:14 PM »
I love Vinegar.

Salt + Vinegar = amazing

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Re: Tonight I had malt vinegar on fries for the first time
« Reply #31 on: September 07, 2009, 12:54:54 PM »
i used to wake up with a shot of apple cider vinegar in the morning.  it's not too horrible, actually...like very acidic apple juice.  and you wake up right the fuck away! I think i'll start doing that again...

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Re: Tonight I had malt vinegar on fries for the first time
« Reply #32 on: September 07, 2009, 12:55:30 PM »
I had just actually tried malt vinegar for the first time about a week ago, but it's definitely not for me. Dunno why I held off so long, probably because I don't tend to use regular vinegar that often.
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Re: Tonight I had malt vinegar on fries for the first time
« Reply #33 on: September 07, 2009, 02:31:21 PM »
Listen to the people Himuro, mcdonalds chips arent good for this and also its not fancy :P

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:drool

Best crisps in the world.


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requesting euro word filters-- crisps to chips, chips to fries

Re: Tonight I had malt vinegar on fries for the first time
« Reply #34 on: September 07, 2009, 03:52:41 PM »
I am intrigued by curry sauce on chips now. Might make some for dinner.

Curry ketchup + fries = win.
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Re: Tonight I had malt vinegar on fries for the first time
« Reply #35 on: September 07, 2009, 04:50:45 PM »
wtf evilbore servers are hosted in 'merica, use the right words euro

requesting euro word filters-- crisps to chips, chips to fries

Seconded!
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Re: Tonight I had malt vinegar on fries for the first time
« Reply #36 on: September 07, 2009, 05:18:11 PM »
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We have a German deli/grocery store that sells curry ketchup. I know you can easily make it at home, but the stuff they sell is so much better.
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Re: Tonight I had malt vinegar on fries for the first time
« Reply #37 on: September 07, 2009, 05:25:11 PM »
curry ketchup?!
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« Reply #38 on: September 07, 2009, 05:38:50 PM »
curry ketchup?!

Hell yeah curry ketchup!

There is this awesome German pub in Seattle called Feierabend that makes a killer schnitzel sandwich that has sweet hot mustard, apple slaw and curry ketchup on it. It also comes with pommes frites and curry ketchup.

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Re: Tonight I had malt vinegar on fries for the first time
« Reply #39 on: September 07, 2009, 06:22:03 PM »
Made some yesterday it was :drool

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Re: Tonight I had malt vinegar on fries for the first time
« Reply #40 on: September 07, 2009, 06:34:04 PM »
OMG Kosma that looks so good :drool

:bow euro food :bow2
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Re: Tonight I had malt vinegar on fries for the first time
« Reply #41 on: September 07, 2009, 06:42:47 PM »
Were you drunk?  Kurrywurst is only good when you're drunk.  Also, malt vinegar with McDonalds fries?  smh
Nah I just had home made thick cut chips with it- since we're becoming all connoisseurs :tophat
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Re: Tonight I had malt vinegar on fries for the first time
« Reply #42 on: September 07, 2009, 07:01:50 PM »
I can't believe there is a thread about malt vinegar and fries. Didn't you people grow up with fish and chips?

smh
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Re: Tonight I had malt vinegar on fries for the first time
« Reply #43 on: September 07, 2009, 07:03:19 PM »
Aurthur Treachers' fish and chips. :drool

Sadly they all closed down before I was 10.  :'(
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Re: Tonight I had malt vinegar on fries for the first time
« Reply #44 on: September 07, 2009, 08:14:38 PM »
McD's French fires + Sweet and Sour sauce = :drool
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Re: Tonight I had malt vinegar on fries for the first time
« Reply #45 on: September 07, 2009, 08:17:53 PM »
McD's French fires + Sweet and Sour sauce = :drool

The BBQ sauce is my favorite.

the hot mustard sauce sucks. It tastes like saw dust.  do they even make it anymore?

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Re: Tonight I had malt vinegar on fries for the first time
« Reply #46 on: September 07, 2009, 08:21:13 PM »
I can't believe there is a thread about malt vinegar and fries. Didn't you people grow up with fish and chips?

smh

Fuck no.
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Re: Tonight I had malt vinegar on fries for the first time
« Reply #47 on: September 07, 2009, 08:25:09 PM »
McD's French fires + Sweet and Sour sauce = :drool

The BBQ sauce is my favorite.

the hot mustard sauce sucks. It tastes like saw dust.  do they even make it anymore?

I've never gotten the hot mustard one... but wasn't there a honey one? I think I had some honey sauce back when I was a kid but sweet and sour has been the de facto dipping suace for anything McD's related.
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Re: Tonight I had malt vinegar on fries for the first time
« Reply #48 on: September 07, 2009, 08:40:56 PM »
I can't believe there is a thread about malt vinegar and fries. Didn't you people grow up with fish and chips?

smh

Fuck no.

Really? No fish and chips for you? Oh well.
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Re: Tonight I had malt vinegar on fries for the first time
« Reply #49 on: September 07, 2009, 09:01:34 PM »
I had this spicy curry on rice.  It was amazing.  It might have kickstarted my love of spicy food.

One European thing I don't get is mayonnaise.  It sits heavy and even the texture of it kind of sickens me.  Some dumbfuck on GAF thought that Americans were pretty only limited to Miracle Whip for mayonnaise.  I can't even remember the last time I had miracle whip.  Reminds me of American Cheese and Margarine: some kind of frankenstein concoction.  If a fly doesn't want to eat it, I definitely should not eat it.

Regarding fish, if you don't live on the coasts or the great lakes area, it isn't that popular.  Either get it flash freeze dried or pay $25 a pound for fresh fish.
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Re: Tonight I had malt vinegar on fries for the first time
« Reply #50 on: September 07, 2009, 09:14:39 PM »
weird, i had my first currywurst on Sunday at a bierfest. it did not come with fries sadly.
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« Reply #51 on: September 07, 2009, 09:16:48 PM »
America's lack of curry love makes me sad. I got hooked on curry while I was in Australia as a wee lad back in 1989, and then ate it up like crazy during my time in England, Germany, India, Israel and Japan. We have some great Indian places here in Seattle, but still, the acceptance of curry into everyday cooking is nonexistant outside our household.
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Re: Tonight I had malt vinegar on fries for the first time
« Reply #52 on: September 07, 2009, 09:51:01 PM »
Does Long John Silver sell fish and chips?

I don't remember.
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Re: Tonight I had malt vinegar on fries for the first time
« Reply #53 on: September 07, 2009, 10:01:52 PM »
America's lack of curry love makes me sad. I got hooked on curry while I was in Australia as a wee lad back in 1989, and then ate it up like crazy during my time in England, Germany, India, Israel and Japan. We have some great Indian places here in Seattle, but still, the acceptance of curry into everyday cooking is nonexistant outside our household.

there's a place in chicago that serves french fry wedges with curry sauce.  it's good shit. 

and Himu-  they have fish and they have fries...if I understand this alien euro-speak correctly, that counts as fish and chips.


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Re: Tonight I had malt vinegar on fries for the first time
« Reply #54 on: September 07, 2009, 10:02:16 PM »
America's lack of curry love makes me sad. I got hooked on curry while I was in Australia as a wee lad back in 1989, and then ate it up like crazy during my time in England, Germany, India, Israel and Japan. We have some great Indian places here in Seattle, but still, the acceptance of curry into everyday cooking is nonexistant outside our household.

Down in Cali there are tons of Indian places with decent all-you-can-eat lunch specials. Usually there's dhal and a few veggie curries that are quite nice.
:drool dhal

...but as for that curry ketchup stuff, I've never seen it.

Re: Tonight I had malt vinegar on fries for the first time
« Reply #55 on: September 07, 2009, 10:04:15 PM »
America's lack of curry love makes me sad. I got hooked on curry while I was in Australia as a wee lad back in 1989, and then ate it up like crazy during my time in England, Germany, India, Israel and Japan. We have some great Indian places here in Seattle, but still, the acceptance of curry into everyday cooking is nonexistant outside our household.

Down in Cali there are tons of Indian places with decent all-you-can-eat lunch specials. Usually there's dhal and a few veggie curries that are quite nice.
:drool dhal

...but as for that curry ketchup stuff, I've never seen it.

We've got tons of Indian restaurants in Seattle, but I wish that curry was integrated into more dishes outside of Indian restaurants like I saw in Europe, Australia and Japan.

Does Long John Silver sell fish and chips?

I don't remember.

Long John Silver?

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Re: Tonight I had malt vinegar on fries for the first time
« Reply #56 on: September 07, 2009, 10:04:34 PM »
I am Indian and only know of it because there is a German guy at work here. Curry sausages and mashed potatoes is pretty good.
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Re: Tonight I had malt vinegar on fries for the first time
« Reply #57 on: September 07, 2009, 10:14:11 PM »
Does Long John Silver sell fish and chips?

I don't remember.

I hate fish and even I know the best Fish and Chips comes from your local Pizzeria/Grinder place. The ones around here do haddock (and only on Fridays).
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Re: Tonight I had malt vinegar on fries for the first time
« Reply #58 on: September 07, 2009, 10:39:00 PM »
Fish and Chips is incredibly easy to make, I was eating some this saturday.
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Re: Tonight I had malt vinegar on fries for the first time
« Reply #59 on: September 07, 2009, 11:24:39 PM »
We've got tons of Indian restaurants in Seattle, but I wish that curry was integrated into more dishes outside of Indian restaurants like I saw in Europe, Australia and Japan.

Ah, yeah. Japan has the "curry doughnut" fried breads and the curry flavored Pringles, etc. Right. YUM. Curry caramel, not so much.