Author Topic: do you like cheeseburgers? (Read 1431 times)

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #1 on:** September 08, 2009, 11:36:20 PM »

WALLGUY OR BUST

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #2 on:** September 08, 2009, 11:44:13 PM »

walltits

bork · « **Reply #3 on:** September 08, 2009, 11:44:51 PM »

Her right leg looks really weird-- just like Wallguy!

drew · « **Reply #4 on:** September 09, 2009, 02:41:18 AM »

what is this about

did i miss something

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #5 on:** September 09, 2009, 02:42:58 AM »

Her poorly rendered boobies look like hamburger buns, that's what

Beezy · « **Reply #6 on:** September 09, 2009, 10:12:12 AM »

Jansen · « **Reply #7 on:** September 09, 2009, 10:43:49 AM »

were they so embarrassed that they took the renders down? i can't see the pic anymore

ah i can see it again!

Yeti · « **Reply #8 on:** September 09, 2009, 11:02:40 AM »

Wow, that is awful. This franchise fell so far.

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #9 on:** September 09, 2009, 11:23:20 AM »

It looks like something off a graphics card box from the late 90s.

Third · « **Reply #10 on:** September 09, 2009, 11:24:58 AM »

RARE

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #11 on:** September 09, 2009, 12:23:31 PM »

oh god my eyes

rodi · « **Reply #12 on:** September 09, 2009, 12:26:15 PM »

I thought they were pockets at first glance.

Sho Nuff · « **Reply #13 on:** September 09, 2009, 12:26:57 PM »

what the

AdmiralViscen · « **Reply #14 on:** September 09, 2009, 12:33:52 PM »

The original N64 renders are pretty normal compared to this. Who the hell did this in 2009?

Reb · « **Reply #15 on:** September 09, 2009, 01:49:33 PM »

duckman2000 · « **Reply #16 on:** September 09, 2009, 01:53:05 PM »

I swear, it's as if Rare doesn't have art directors on staff.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #17 on:** September 09, 2009, 03:00:31 PM »

Quote from: duckman2000 on September 09, 2009, 01:53:05 PM

I swear, it's as if Rare doesn't have art directors on staff.

Or as if there art directors were really just Junpei.

Akala · « **Reply #18 on:** September 09, 2009, 03:39:11 PM »

How does one mess up proportion that badly? Is it still possible to get past the age of eleven and not have seen enough naked ladies to where alarms sound when you look at something like this?

This is either a joke to get people to talk about the game, or someone's concept of the female body was derived wholly from cheeseburger porn.

drew · « **Reply #19 on:** September 09, 2009, 03:43:13 PM »

wtf is this?

i thought perfect dark xbla was cancelled?

bork · « **Reply #20 on:** September 09, 2009, 03:56:26 PM »

Goldeneye XBLA got cancelled.

drew · « **Reply #21 on:** September 09, 2009, 04:07:27 PM »

yeah thats the one

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #22 on:** September 09, 2009, 07:15:55 PM »

Looks like poppin' fresh muffins.

demi · « **Reply #23 on:** September 09, 2009, 07:29:45 PM »

Do you think yours are bigger Joe?

Beezy · « **Reply #24 on:** September 09, 2009, 07:44:11 PM »

Why the fuck can't they just use the original from the N64 game? This is so ugly.

FatalT · « **Reply #25 on:** September 09, 2009, 08:54:48 PM »

Quote from: The Card Cheat on September 09, 2009, 03:00:31 PM

Quote from: duckman2000 on September 09, 2009, 01:53:05 PM
I swear, it's as if Rare doesn't have art directors on staff.

Or as if there art directors were really just Junpei.

$:-\$

Bildi · « **Reply #26 on:** September 10, 2009, 03:49:19 AM »

Wow orbs.

And even uglier than the N64 original. Impressive.

Yeti · « **Reply #27 on:** September 10, 2009, 08:50:28 PM »

I ate a couple burger shots from Burger King today that made me think of this thread.

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Author Topic: do you like cheeseburgers? (Read 1431 times)