Author Topic: Breaking- jet hijacked on runway in Mexico (Read 1536 times)

Human Snorenado · « **on:** September 09, 2009, 05:04:14 PM »

BREAKING

http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/americas/09/09/mexico.hijacking/index.html

Sounds like they're Bolivian or Colombian or something. Want to talk to Felipe Calderon. Maybe cartel related? Somehow I'm sure this is all Obama's fault.

Bocsius · « **Reply #1 on:** September 09, 2009, 05:07:06 PM »

Of course, we know what me must do.

Invade Iran.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #2 on:** September 09, 2009, 05:07:22 PM »

"They took our jerbs!"

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #3 on:** September 09, 2009, 05:11:14 PM »

Quote from: Tauntaun on September 09, 2009, 05:07:22 PM

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"They took our jerbs!"

Is that... a GOLD plated rocket launcher? FoC just creamed his Randian jeans.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #4 on:** September 09, 2009, 05:12:13 PM »

They ballin from all that oil monay.

Kestastrophe · « **Reply #5 on:** September 09, 2009, 05:13:22 PM »

How many times did he beat prestige mode to get that?

Brehvolution · « **Reply #6 on:** September 09, 2009, 05:44:15 PM »

Hijacking a plane was always the stupidest thing you could do IMO.

Turist: We want $5M or we crash dis plane.
Negotiator: You realize that you'd die too?
Turist: wait...what? I guess I didn't think this through.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #7 on:** September 09, 2009, 05:48:18 PM »

[youtube=560,345]nuTQeoS3fcg[/youtube]

Bocsius · « **Reply #8 on:** September 09, 2009, 05:50:46 PM »

Quote from: Kosma on September 09, 2009, 05:49:04 PM

Im hjiacking this thread right now!

I demand Icon status, a back rub from Cloudwalking and a sixpack of beer OR ELSE

Of course, we know what we must do.

Invade Iran.

Bocsius · « **Reply #9 on:** September 09, 2009, 05:54:28 PM »

Find some oil in a jungle region and off we'll go.

That, or we'll need some serious climate change.

drew · « **Reply #10 on:** September 09, 2009, 06:43:55 PM »

Quote from: Kestastrophe on September 09, 2009, 05:13:22 PM

How many times did he beat prestige mode to get that?

i didnt even make that connection

man im slippin

Diunx · « **Reply #11 on:** September 09, 2009, 07:04:35 PM »

Meh let me know when they crash into something.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #12 on:** September 09, 2009, 07:36:11 PM »

Quote from: Bocsius on September 09, 2009, 05:50:46 PM

Quote from: Kosma on September 09, 2009, 05:49:04 PM
Im hjiacking this thread right now!

I demand Icon status, a back rub from Cloudwalking and a sixpack of beer OR ELSE

Of course, we know what we must do.

Invade Poland.

fixed

Diunx · « **Reply #13 on:** September 09, 2009, 07:42:52 PM »

But why would anyone want to invade Poland?

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #14 on:** September 09, 2009, 07:45:12 PM »

Because it's easy?

ManaByte · « **Reply #15 on:** September 09, 2009, 09:24:22 PM »

The plane was originally headed to Mexico City.

Why hijack a plane headed to Mexico City and then take it there?

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #16 on:** September 09, 2009, 09:27:33 PM »

Quote from: ManaByte on September 09, 2009, 09:24:22 PM

The plane was originally headed to Mexico City.

Why hijack a plane headed to Mexico City and then take it there?

have you seen the price of tickets these days?

ManaByte · « **Reply #17 on:** September 09, 2009, 09:31:14 PM »

But if you want to get to Mexico City and get on a plane headed to Mexico City, why hijack it?

Well they are Bolivian, so they were probably coked out of their skulls in the first place.

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #18 on:** September 09, 2009, 09:34:23 PM »

edit: reading the updated article may help us all...

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #19 on:** September 09, 2009, 10:15:06 PM »

MUPEPE NOOOOOoooooo!

duckman2000 · « **Reply #20 on:** September 09, 2009, 10:44:36 PM »

So, he got clean, found God and went on to hijack a plane. Sounds reasonable.

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Author Topic: Breaking- jet hijacked on runway in Mexico (Read 1536 times)