Author Topic: Tonight is the night! (Read 3712 times)

The Fake Shemp · « **on:** September 12, 2009, 12:14:03 AM »

Friday. What are you drinking and eating?

Me?

and

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #1 on:** September 12, 2009, 12:15:49 AM »

large pepperoni and bacon pizza

drinking vodka and rickers beer

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #2 on:** September 12, 2009, 12:16:57 AM »

Eating sorrow and drinking loneliness. O and Chartreuse.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #3 on:** September 12, 2009, 12:17:38 AM »

Quote from: Green Shinobi on September 12, 2009, 12:16:04 AM

Bread and water.

Are you living in a third world country?!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #4 on:** September 12, 2009, 12:18:13 AM »

Quote from: Malek on September 12, 2009, 12:15:49 AM

large pepperoni and bacon pizza

drinking vodka and rickers beer

That sounds gross.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #5 on:** September 12, 2009, 12:27:50 AM »

Pineapple Jalopano teriyaki chicken, rice, veggies, and a diet mountain dew ultra violet.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #6 on:** September 12, 2009, 01:37:19 AM »

Saw the Baader Meinhoff Complex and then washed down a schnitzel sandwich (with curry apple slaw, spicy sweet mustard and curry ketchup on it) with some Hoegaarden on tap. Also had pommes frites with curry ketchup!!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #7 on:** September 12, 2009, 01:37:57 AM »

Translation, please.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #8 on:** September 12, 2009, 01:39:21 AM »

I think he said he wanted to militarize the Rhineland.

twerd · « **Reply #9 on:** September 12, 2009, 01:40:57 AM »

Vodka and cranberry juice, pasta.

Feels good man.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #10 on:** September 12, 2009, 01:42:13 AM »

Cranberry juice? Oh, Cher.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #11 on:** September 12, 2009, 01:42:37 AM »

Quote from: Willco on September 12, 2009, 01:37:57 AM

Translation, please.

I saw a German movie, then went and had German beer and food.

And then had efficient German sex.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #12 on:** September 12, 2009, 01:43:35 AM »

How is German sex different than raunchy American sex?

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #13 on:** September 12, 2009, 01:44:09 AM »

Quote from: distantmantra on September 12, 2009, 01:42:37 AM

Quote from: Willco on September 12, 2009, 01:37:57 AM
Translation, please.

I saw a German movie, then went and had German beer and food.

And then had efficient German sex.

with a well-engineered, German-made strap-on?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #14 on:** September 12, 2009, 01:44:37 AM »

Quote from: Malek on September 12, 2009, 01:39:21 AM

I think he said he wanted to militarize the Rhineland.

Quote from: Willco on September 12, 2009, 01:43:35 AM

How is German sex different than raunchy American sex?

ass play and scat.

Bocsius · « **Reply #15 on:** September 12, 2009, 01:45:10 AM »

Tonight for dinner, I literally had a plate full of tostitos and salsa.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #16 on:** September 12, 2009, 01:53:39 AM »

That sounds gross.

demi · « **Reply #17 on:** September 12, 2009, 01:56:24 AM »

today i stood in front of the bathroom mirror and watched myself jerk off

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #18 on:** September 12, 2009, 02:00:09 AM »

Did you you finish by saying "Was it as good for you as it was for me?" and then wink at yourself. That's what I would have done.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #19 on:** September 12, 2009, 02:01:29 AM »

Quote from: Willco on September 12, 2009, 01:43:35 AM

How is German sex different than raunchy American sex?

Really. You don't get it? [sigh]

Quote

Marge:      Homey!
Homer #2:   Marge honey-fräulein, I'm home.
Marge:      You're not my husband.
Homer #2:   Ja, please forgive my unexplained two-week absence.
      To make it up to you, we will go out to dinner at a
      sensibly priced restaurant, then have a night of
      efficient German sex.
/

demi · « **Reply #20 on:** September 12, 2009, 02:02:09 AM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on September 12, 2009, 02:00:09 AM

Did you you finish by saying "Was it as good for you as it was for me?" and then wink at yourself. That's what I would have done.

No, that's weird

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #21 on:** September 12, 2009, 02:04:13 AM »

Quote from: demi on September 12, 2009, 02:02:09 AM

Quote from: Father_Mike on September 12, 2009, 02:00:09 AM
Did you you finish by saying "Was it as good for you as it was for me?" and then wink at yourself. That's what I would have done.

No, that's weird

No wonder no one loves me ...but myself

Barry Egan · « **Reply #22 on:** September 12, 2009, 02:31:47 AM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on September 12, 2009, 02:04:13 AM

Quote from: demi on September 12, 2009, 02:02:09 AM
Quote from: Father_Mike on September 12, 2009, 02:00:09 AM
Did you you finish by saying "Was it as good for you as it was for me?" and then wink at yourself. That's what I would have done.

No, that's weird

No wonder no one loves me ...but myself

worst post on evilbore ever

Diunx · « **Reply #23 on:** September 12, 2009, 02:33:32 AM »

I didn't go out today

no money mo problems :'(

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #24 on:** September 12, 2009, 02:35:44 AM »

Quote from: Chipopo on September 12, 2009, 02:31:47 AM

Quote from: Father_Mike on September 12, 2009, 02:04:13 AM
Quote from: demi on September 12, 2009, 02:02:09 AM
Quote from: Father_Mike on September 12, 2009, 02:00:09 AM
Did you you finish by saying "Was it as good for you as it was for me?" and then wink at yourself. That's what I would have done.

No, that's weird

No wonder no one loves me ...but myself

worst post on evilbore ever

yes :'(

Barry Egan · « **Reply #25 on:** September 12, 2009, 02:36:03 AM »

oh and I had homemade chicken donair plus bong tokes.

Bebpo · « **Reply #26 on:** September 12, 2009, 02:50:52 AM »

peking duck

But I actually ate:
-Edamame
-Miso soup
-Shrimp sushi
-Eel Sushi
-Crunchy handroll

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #27 on:** September 12, 2009, 02:58:35 AM »

You are such a weaboo

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #28 on:** September 12, 2009, 03:02:03 AM »

Ulrike Meinhof

Beezy · « **Reply #29 on:** September 12, 2009, 03:30:08 AM »

I just saw "the world's strongest man", Mark Henry, in a wack ass strip club.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #30 on:** September 12, 2009, 03:32:03 AM »

Quote from: Beezy on September 12, 2009, 03:30:08 AM

I just saw "the world's strongest man", Mark Henry, in a wack ass strip club.

sounds like my kind of strip club

Beezy · « **Reply #31 on:** September 12, 2009, 03:56:12 AM »

Quote from: Malek on September 12, 2009, 03:32:03 AM

Quote from: Beezy on September 12, 2009, 03:30:08 AM
I just saw "the world's strongest man", Mark Henry, in a wack ass strip club.

sounds like my kind of strip club

Honestly though, it was my first time at a strip club and it was pretty boring. It was kinda empty and there was only one decent girl that came to our counter, put one leg up, and started poppin her ass on it.

Sadly, seeing Mark Henry there was the highlight of the night. I still can't believe it.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #32 on:** September 12, 2009, 03:56:39 AM »

Where's the "no homo" caveat? smh

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #33 on:** September 12, 2009, 03:58:04 AM »

Beezy · « **Reply #34 on:** September 12, 2009, 04:04:32 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on September 12, 2009, 03:56:39 AM

Where's the "no homo" caveat? smh

Lol not necessary. I already mentioned that it was an empty, wack strip club.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #35 on:** September 12, 2009, 04:10:16 AM »

Was there a VIP room, and if so did you get a bj?

demi · « **Reply #36 on:** September 12, 2009, 04:14:31 AM »

pd have you ever been to a strip club?

bork · « **Reply #37 on:** September 12, 2009, 05:14:16 AM »

Quote from: Beezy on September 12, 2009, 03:30:08 AM

I just saw "the world's strongest man", Mark Henry, in a wack ass strip club.

Did you get to talk to him? I read that he acts like a complete asshole in real life, but since that was from a wrasslin' site, you never know.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #38 on:** September 12, 2009, 05:52:37 AM »

So he isn't sexual chocolate? :'(

demi · « **Reply #39 on:** September 12, 2009, 05:58:57 AM »

Found the girl at the strip club

bork · « **Reply #40 on:** September 12, 2009, 06:02:06 AM »

Quote from: Fresh Prince on September 12, 2009, 05:52:37 AM

So he isn't sexual chocolate? :'(

One of the guys at Pro Wrestling Torch did an article on the top 10 least-friendly pro-wrestlers. Smilin' Mark Henry made number one.

Quote

If there has ever been a stretch for a person to play a character, it has to be Mark Henry's recent conversion to the smiley, lovable giant. In person, there is nothing likable about the man. Whenever I have seen, he has a horrific expression on his face and generally presents himself as a rude, unapproachable monster. I have seen him cuss out fans, ignore little children that want his autograph, as well as insult the people that are paying to see him. I have heard of wrestlers staying in kayfabe so as not to compromise their on-screen character so perhaps it is a big act, but if not, this guy has some serious issues.

Now I make it a point to never approach someone who I believe is wasting time on my television screen so Henry has never been rude to me, but just being in his presence makes me shake my head in disbelief. I believe no encounter sums up the experience of meeting Mark Henry than the time my African-American friend went up to him and asked if he could "take a picture with a brother." Henry yelled at him angrily, "You're not my brother and you never will be!" Despite the fact that he "wins" the top spot on this list of least friendly wrestlers, I must say that was an unforgettable moment that we have laughed about for years.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #41 on:** September 12, 2009, 06:08:56 AM »

He's just bitter that he didn't get a taste of that sweet, sweet sexual chocolate.

Beezy · « **Reply #42 on:** September 12, 2009, 09:07:34 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on September 12, 2009, 04:10:16 AM

Was there a VIP room, and if so did you get a bj?

No, stoopid. I told you there was only one decent girl. Also, I went there for a female friend's birthday. I wouldn't try anything like that with them there, even if I wanted to.

Quote from: the lyte edge on September 12, 2009, 05:14:16 AM

Quote from: Beezy on September 12, 2009, 03:30:08 AM
I just saw "the world's strongest man", Mark Henry, in a wack ass strip club.

Did you get to talk to him? I read that he acts like a complete asshole in real life, but since that was from a wrasslin' site, you never know.

Nah, he went and sat at a table in the back by himself. That dude looks scary. None of us wanted to approach him.

tiesto · « **Reply #43 on:** September 12, 2009, 11:15:55 AM »

Quote from: distantmantra on September 12, 2009, 01:37:19 AM

Saw the Baader Meinhoff Complex and then washed down a schnitzel sandwich (with curry apple slaw, spicy sweet mustard and curry ketchup on it) with some Hoegaarden on tap. Also had pommes frites with curry ketchup!!

Hoegaarden

curry ketchup

Sounds like a great meal!

Last nite I just went to a local burrito bar (Salsa Salsa, if you're familiar, Cajole)... had a chicken taco and a grilled vegetable wrap. Not sure what I'm gonna do for dinner tonite yet. I'm still a bit under the weather...

tiesto · « **Reply #44 on:** September 12, 2009, 11:17:46 AM »

Quote from: Beezy on September 12, 2009, 03:30:08 AM

I just saw "the world's strongest man", Mark Henry, in a wack ass strip club.

Certainly more interesting than seeing Mick Foley at Dairy Barn...

muckhole · « **Reply #45 on:** September 12, 2009, 11:28:54 AM »

Quote from: Beezy on September 12, 2009, 03:30:08 AM

I just saw "the world's strongest man", Mark Henry, in a wack ass strip club.

Yeah, reading this I was thinking "Mark Henry is stripping now?! I remember that guy!"

My advanced age is starting to show. :'(

Beezy · « **Reply #46 on:** September 12, 2009, 12:59:23 PM »

Quote from: tiesto on September 12, 2009, 11:17:46 AM

Quote from: Beezy on September 12, 2009, 03:30:08 AM
I just saw "the world's strongest man", Mark Henry, in a wack ass strip club.

Certainly more interesting than seeing Mick Foley at Dairy Barn...

Lol wtf? Was this in NY also? Did he look like a bum?

Quote from: muckhole on September 12, 2009, 11:28:54 AM

Quote from: Beezy on September 12, 2009, 03:30:08 AM
I just saw "the world's strongest man", Mark Henry, in a wack ass strip club.

Yeah, reading this I was thinking "Mark Henry is stripping now?! I remember that guy!"

My advanced age is starting to show. :'(

Brehvolution · « **Reply #47 on:** September 12, 2009, 01:35:47 PM »

I played Madden From 8PM til 12:30AM and drank 11 Coors Lights along the way. Its was a much needed night of solitude sprinkled with some expletive outbursts at the television.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #48 on:** September 12, 2009, 04:21:01 PM »

Tonight is Man Night at the Lakehouse (my house). 12 guys, beer, cigars, Rock Band and burgers.

muckhole · « **Reply #49 on:** September 12, 2009, 04:23:40 PM »

24 beer awaiting me at the gf's place after work.

FatalT · « **Reply #50 on:** September 12, 2009, 04:28:18 PM »

Played Rock Band for a bit, shot off some fireworks, funneled a few 24 oz and drank more 24 oz. Last night was great.

twerd · « **Reply #51 on:** September 12, 2009, 04:45:40 PM »

Quote from: Malek on September 12, 2009, 01:42:13 AM

Cranberry juice? Oh, Cher.

What's wrong with cranberry juice.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #52 on:** September 12, 2009, 10:19:10 PM »

TONIGHT!

3.14 pounds of slow cooked goodness known as Tri-Tip
Stuffed potatoes with all kinds of goodness inside
Green beans with garlic and peppercorns

drink of choice tonight: a small gift from the girlfriend

two growlers straight from Wild Buffalo Bills: one filled with the first batch of the famous Pumpkin Ale for the season. the other filled with Johnny Midnite Oatmeal Stout.

she also made two types of cookie dough OMG

a white chocolate macadamia, and the other a super chocochip cookie mix with all kinds of chocolate in it.
got the dish ready to make a small pizzoki with vanilla ice cream.

my tonight > yours

ch1nchilla · « **Reply #53 on:** September 13, 2009, 12:31:58 AM »

TONIGHT

Epic prime rib at the country club (

) plus a couple beers, now about to get ch1nchilla-drunk. Having the last friends who are still in town / haven't left for college over for boozing in an hour or so, so I can see them before I fly away to the nihons.

Coors Light

century clubs

chainsmoking

binge drinking

winning

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #54 on:** September 13, 2009, 05:35:11 AM »

We had a keg of Manny's Pale Ale at Man Night tonight, and between 11 of us, we finished that fucker off while playing Rock Band and eating pizza.

muckhole · « **Reply #55 on:** September 13, 2009, 02:04:53 PM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on September 12, 2009, 06:44:59 PM

I worked for 16 straight hours and drank 2006 Leon Barral Jadis, 2004 Paolo Bea San Valentino. Back at work now.

No wonder! If I could drink like that at work I'd pull 16 hour days too!

"Are you drunk?

"I'M WORKING HERE!"

Bocsius · « **Reply #56 on:** September 13, 2009, 07:29:48 PM »

Tonight...

Penne
Prego
Beef
Onions

Shaken, not stirred.

OK, stirred.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #57 on:** September 13, 2009, 07:31:00 PM »

TONIGHT

Fried ham.
Processed cheese.
Buns.
Ketchup.

The same thing I've been eating all day. College. :'(

Bocsius · « **Reply #58 on:** September 13, 2009, 07:34:05 PM »

Well, mine's going to be the same thing I'll eat tomorrow.

ch1nchilla · « **Reply #59 on:** September 13, 2009, 08:08:39 PM »

TONIGHT

Lou Malnati's pizza
Stella Artois and Rolling Rock (and Coors Light, of course)
BEARS
ENTOURAGE
MAD MEN

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