Author Topic: I'm going to a hippie festival. Wearing a toga and a crown of marijuana cigars. (Read 2719 times)

T234 · « **on:** September 14, 2009, 11:20:22 AM »

On the last weekend of this month, I will descend upon Terrapin Hill with only a toga, crown of blunts, and a trunkload of moonshine for trade.

I've got my weekend planned out: Thursday, I will show up, smoke a blunt, and go looking for mescaline and adventure and hippie chicks.

Wish me luck, evilbore.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #1 on:** September 14, 2009, 11:26:26 AM »

This sounds awesome in the abstract, but I'm sure there will be lots of bad hippie music there.

T234 · « **Reply #2 on:** September 14, 2009, 11:34:46 AM »

I will be FAR too fucked up to care

Barry Egan · « **Reply #3 on:** September 14, 2009, 11:51:51 AM »

how long did it take to make the crown?

E-DuB · « **Reply #4 on:** September 14, 2009, 11:51:56 AM »

Walk in with your crown of dubes and proclaim yourself their new king and command that they bring you more drugs and wenches.

tehjaybo · « **Reply #5 on:** September 14, 2009, 11:52:48 AM »

Hope you're bringing a camera. If you aren't bringing a camera, bring me.

I love hippie bitches.

twerd · « **Reply #6 on:** September 14, 2009, 12:02:10 PM »

hippies are unclean.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #7 on:** September 14, 2009, 12:07:24 PM »

Quote from: twerd on September 14, 2009, 12:02:10 PM

hippies are unclean.

Hippies can be bathed; Twilight fans are unclean on the INSIDE.

lordmaji · « **Reply #8 on:** September 14, 2009, 12:12:17 PM »

Quote from: T234 on September 14, 2009, 11:34:46 AM

I will be FAR too fucked up to care

Where at? I wanna go!

huckleberry · « **Reply #9 on:** September 14, 2009, 01:14:42 PM »

T234 just a warning - if you see a booth at the festival asking to give aid for Palestinians don't do it....its a gypsy scam. The woman running the scam lives in a decrepit old building near where I work. My buddy has a sells stuff at Terrapin Hill and she ran that scam on all the hippies last year.

muckhole · « **Reply #10 on:** September 14, 2009, 01:49:13 PM »

I dunno if you should have told him that. Flash forward to the image of an extrememly high T234 standing in front of her booth, trying to convince people not to support giving aid to Palenstinians.

T234 · « **Reply #11 on:** September 14, 2009, 01:54:04 PM »

I won't have any cash, just moonshine to trade for the drugs I want.

huckleberry · « **Reply #12 on:** September 14, 2009, 01:57:19 PM »

Quote from: muckhole on September 14, 2009, 01:49:13 PM

I dunno if you should have told him that. Flash forward to the image of an extrememly high T234 standing in front of her booth, trying to convince people not to support giving aid to Palenstinians.

She would just end up bugging the shit out of him. I have actually looked her directly in the eyes and told her to "fuck off, you gypsy piece of shit" and she still comes up to me every time I am outside and tries to bum shit from me -

<in worst eastern European accent>

- give me cigarette

- I need make call, let me borrow phone.

- give me dollar for pepsi.

....and so on.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #13 on:** September 14, 2009, 02:14:26 PM »

lmfao. God, wish I could get off of work to witness this.

T234 · « **Reply #14 on:** September 14, 2009, 02:16:59 PM »

There will be pictures, lotsa pictures.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #15 on:** September 14, 2009, 03:38:17 PM »

Quote from: Bloodwake on September 14, 2009, 02:14:26 PM

lmfao. God, wish I could get off of work to witness this.

What's up with school man, are just taking time off to work for a while? Didn't you have problems with some college? How you is?

tehjaybo · « **Reply #16 on:** September 14, 2009, 03:41:11 PM »

Quote from: Tauntaun on September 14, 2009, 03:38:17 PM

Quote from: Bloodwake on September 14, 2009, 02:14:26 PM
lmfao. God, wish I could get off of work to witness this.

What's up with school man, are just taking time off to work for a while? Didn't you have problems with some college? How you is?

Diunx · « **Reply #17 on:** September 14, 2009, 03:44:35 PM »

Man i'm so jealous of you right now that if I saw you I would probably kill you and steal your identity so I could get high and fuck unshaved hippie chicks.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #18 on:** September 14, 2009, 03:56:22 PM »

Quote from: tehjaybo on September 14, 2009, 03:41:11 PM

Quote from: Tauntaun on September 14, 2009, 03:38:17 PM
Quote from: Bloodwake on September 14, 2009, 02:14:26 PM
lmfao. God, wish I could get off of work to witness this.

What's up with school man, are just taking time off to work for a while? Didn't you have problems with some college? How you is?

You rapin him teahjabooboo?

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #19 on:** September 14, 2009, 04:10:34 PM »

Take some pics please.

I'm curious about the level of attractiveness in people that go to stuff like this.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #20 on:** September 14, 2009, 04:11:37 PM »

One of my good friends just got back from Burning Man, I can post some pictures once he sends them out.

lordmaji · « **Reply #21 on:** September 14, 2009, 04:20:08 PM »

Quote from: T234 on September 14, 2009, 01:54:04 PM

I won't have any cash, just moonshine to trade for the drugs I want.

I want some shine!

drew · « **Reply #22 on:** September 14, 2009, 04:21:36 PM »

Quote from: distantmantra on September 14, 2009, 04:11:37 PM

One of my good friends just got back from Burning Man, I can post some pictures once he sends them out.

please dont

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #23 on:** September 14, 2009, 06:18:03 PM »

You're gonna get cornholed.

drew · « **Reply #24 on:** September 14, 2009, 06:23:56 PM »

why go to a hippie festival, even for drugs? all theyd have is shitty drugs that make you more self aware like weed, shrooms and lsd

why not go to some some place a cool band is playing and get coke, pills, and whatever other good drugs you want

or even better yet why not get a stable good drug connect? oh this is kentucky and magic players we're talking about nvm

Barry Egan · « **Reply #25 on:** September 14, 2009, 06:27:45 PM »

Quote from: drew on September 14, 2009, 06:23:56 PM

drugs that make you more self aware

drew · « **Reply #26 on:** September 14, 2009, 06:28:43 PM »

boo you

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #27 on:** September 14, 2009, 06:28:50 PM »

I know this is probably news to an almost certainly undiagnosed assburger like yourself, but NOT EVERYBODY LIKES THE SAME SHIT. If we all liked the same shit as you, there'd be nothing but tennis and bitching threads on the forum. Hell, SOME PEOPLE EVEN LIKE DIFFERENT HIGHS.

Fucking fascinating, I know. Now why don't you go get enough meth to finish the job your mom undoubtedly started with a wayward coat hanger plunge while you were in the womb and just fucking GO AWAY.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #28 on:** September 14, 2009, 06:43:31 PM »

Quote from: The Card Cheat on September 14, 2009, 06:28:50 PM

I know this is probably news to an almost certainly undiagnosed assburger like yourself, but NOT EVERYBODY LIKES THE SAME SHIT. If we all liked the same shit as you, there'd be nothing but tennis and bitching threads on the forum. Hell, SOME PEOPLE EVEN LIKE DIFFERENT HIGHS.

Fucking fascinating, I know. Now why don't you go get enough meth to finish the job your mom undoubtedly started with a wayward coat hanger plunge while you were in the womb and just fucking GO AWAY.

drew · « **Reply #29 on:** September 14, 2009, 07:25:44 PM »

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Author Topic: I'm going to a hippie festival. Wearing a toga and a crown of marijuana cigars. (Read 2719 times)