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Dumpster Sex, Switchblades and Senior Citizens
« on: September 15, 2009, 05:39:33 PM »
http://www.ktul.com/news/stories/0909/659457.html

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Wichita, KS - A tender moment in a trash bin went all wrong for a couple who found themselves being held up at pocket knifepoint.

Wichita police say two 44-year-olds had climbed into a Dumpster to be alone just after 6 p.m. Saturday when two men interrupted them and demanded their belongings.

Officers say the man and woman were engaged in "an intimate moment" when they were robbed of their shoes, jewelry and the man's wallet.

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Police say one of the robbers was a 64-year-old man who egged his 59-year-old companion on during the robbery.

Now Dumpster Sex isn't even safe, what with seniors robbing you at knifepoint.  :usacry
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Re: Dumpster Sex, Switchblades and Senior Citizens
« Reply #1 on: September 15, 2009, 05:40:23 PM »
:rofl
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Re: Dumpster Sex, Switchblades and Senior Citizens
« Reply #2 on: September 15, 2009, 05:44:03 PM »
How does...

I mean...

Why would they...







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Re: Dumpster Sex, Switchblades and Senior Citizens
« Reply #3 on: September 15, 2009, 05:48:16 PM »
Not even the rape dumpster is safe anymore. :(
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Re: Dumpster Sex, Switchblades and Senior Citizens
« Reply #4 on: September 15, 2009, 05:48:27 PM »
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posted by: whosyadaddy on 4:17 pm on 09/15/09
Just when he's got his stick up, poor guy's involved in a stick-up! Feel sorry for him.

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Re: Dumpster Sex, Switchblades and Senior Citizens
« Reply #5 on: September 15, 2009, 06:41:59 PM »
I wont lie, I find this story pretty hot.
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Re: Dumpster Sex, Switchblades and Senior Citizens
« Reply #6 on: September 15, 2009, 07:12:23 PM »
Quote from: TVC
It's always been a risky proposition. I can't tell you how many times I've crawled out of a dumpster after some inspired bum buggery only to find a gaggle of syringes poking out of my ass. And no, most of them weren't mine.
 

Our very own Patron Saint of the Rape Dumpster chimes in.
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Re: Dumpster Sex, Switchblades and Senior Citizens
« Reply #7 on: September 16, 2009, 04:20:55 PM »
If this topic isn't enough to bring TVC back nothing will.  :'(
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Re: Dumpster Sex, Switchblades and Senior Citizens
« Reply #8 on: September 16, 2009, 06:45:04 PM »
I was like "44 isn't a senior cit--OH."  :lol

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Re: Dumpster Sex, Switchblades and Senior Citizens
« Reply #9 on: September 16, 2009, 06:57:52 PM »
I'd figure that at least 98% of defensive maneuvers don't take into account having your wiener stuck in someone else at the time of use.
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Re: Dumpster Sex, Switchblades and Senior Citizens
« Reply #10 on: September 17, 2009, 01:23:07 PM »
I'd figure that at least 98% of defensive maneuvers don't take into account having your wiener stuck in someone else at the time of use.

A real man is on guard at all times.

In a situation like this you'd be best off pulling it(your dick) out and use your jizz to blind the ringleader then take out the other guy. Alternatively, you could use the woman(or guy) that you're fucking as a battering ram to knock both geezers down and then maliciously stomp on them until a hip breaks.
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Re: Dumpster Sex, Switchblades and Senior Citizens
« Reply #11 on: September 17, 2009, 02:00:50 PM »
^ Yeah, like Hitler! :omg
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