Official N-Hate Thread

[Mupepe]

This board seems to have a lot of hate for Nintendo.  Let's do it here.

Why doesn't this shit look better than the Gamecube?  HOW FUCKING HARD IS IT?

[Eel O'Brian]

The original Xbox had games in 720p, WTF NINTONDO

[Van Cruncheon]

And Pixel Shader 1.1 support, WTF NINTONDO

The Wii can never do Riddick or Phantom Dust at an Xbox 1 level

[FlameOfCallandor]

WHY CANT I ENJOY GAMES THAT DONT HAVE AMAZING GRAPHICS!!!

[Human Snorenado]

HATE HATE HATE HATE

Nintendo sucks so bad, even when something succeeds (DS), it's because it specifically DOES NOT cater to the whole gimmicky basis for it's existence in the first place.

[Mupepe]

WHY NO FUCKING OPTICAL AUDIO!  5.1 BITCHES!  DO YOU READ ME?!

[MrAngryFace]

They should scrap the Wii and focus on the DS. Wii is for people who fail videogame classes.

[Bloodwake]

[FlameOfCallandor]

I cant wait till 2 years from now, when nintendo is using Sony and microsoft as a foot rest.  

[Human Snorenado]

I can't wait till 2 years from now, when FoC is in jail for murdering, eating and raping all those people.  In that order.

[FlameOfCallandor]

I can't wait till 2 years from now, when FoC is in jail for murdering, eating and raping all those people.  In that order.

 

Where do you come up with this stuff?

[Christopher]

I cant wait till 2 years from now, when nintendo is using Sony and microsoft as a foot rest.  

You mean how Sony did to Nintendo for 2 generations?  I'm sure if the little Wii gimmick wins this generation Sony will underpower and undercharge better.

[Eel O'Brian]

I forgot about the lack of 5.1 audio

NINTONDO:  "GAMERS DON'T CARE ABOUT SOUND, JUST FUN.  IT'S ALL JUST A BUNCH OF NOISE ANYHOW.  OUR NEXT SYSTEM WILL NOT EVEN HAVE SOUND, JUST MUSICAL NOTES SCROLLING ACROSS THE BOTTOM OF THE SCREEN."

[Human Snorenado]

I can't wait till 2 years from now, when FoC is in jail for murdering, eating and raping all those people.  In that order.

 

Where do you come up with this stuff?

[Diablos]

Nintendo sucks and has sucked since the NES, basically.

FFIV-VI and Chrono Trigger are the only good things about SNES. And a couple other games.

[The Sceneman]

Nintendo sucks and has sucked since the NES, basically.

FFIV-VI and Chrono Trigger are the only good things about SNES. And a couple other games.

Have you played Earthbound? Its pretty sweet.

[Human Snorenado]

Nintendo sucks and has sucked since the NES, basically.

FFIV-VI and Chrono Trigger are the only good things about SNES. And a couple other games.

Have you played Earthbound? Its pretty sweet.

Ugh.  Earthbound might be the most nostalgia tainted game of ALL TIME EVER.  It sucked, people.

[The Sceneman]

Nintendo sucks and has sucked since the NES, basically.

FFIV-VI and Chrono Trigger are the only good things about SNES. And a couple other games.

Have you played Earthbound? Its pretty sweet.

Ugh.  Earthbound might be the most nostalgia tainted game of ALL TIME EVER.  It sucked, people.

Youre kidding? Possibly the funniest shit in a game, period.

A quote: "You beat up the town bullies, punched them out big time, kicked their butts, bit their heads off, spit in their eyes, and made them wet their pants."

You cant actually say thats not awesome

[Himu]

THE GENESIS WAS BETTER. 

Scenester, I'll do you one better: it's gay. Earthbound's attempt at "humor" is about as funny as having my anus drilled with my Wii mote.

[The Sceneman]

THE GENESIS WAS BETTER. 

Thats true

[Human Snorenado]

You're both wrong; but that's not surprising.  The SNES was better and Earthbound sucks.

[CajoleJuice]

You're both wrong; but that's not surprising.  The SNES was better and Earthbound sucks.

Pretty much.

[Vizzys]

Nintendo sucks and has sucked since the NES, basically.

FFIV-VI and Chrono Trigger are the only good things about SNES. And a couple other games.

Have you played Earthbound? Its pretty sweet.

You are a god amongst men sir.

* Viz bows to you.

[Mupepe]

The only thing worse than Nintendo is Nintendo fanboys.

FUCK THEM UP THEIR ASS.

They make everything Nintendo does 10x dumber.  Nintendo is genius in the form of a company apparently and they can do no wrong.  Eat me.

[etiolate]

Seriously, if the bellevue boys want to ruin the gaming forum then you might as well shut it down. 

[FlameOfCallandor]

The only thing worse than Nintendo is Nintendo fanboys.

FUCK THEM UP THEIR ASS.

They make everything Nintendo does 10x dumber.  Nintendo is genius in the form of a company apparently and they can do no wrong.  Eat me.

No, they are just the best software developer in the business. No other company has as many hits at a constant rate as their first party developers. Just look at the gamecube, their first party software supported the cube alone. Could Microsoft support the Xbox with just first party support? no. Could SONY?  Dont make me laugh.

Shigeru Miyamto is a god amongst men. He is the creator of the top 2 franchises in video game history. That blows my mind. Is there a film director equivalent? No there isn't.

You can poo poo Nintendo all you want, but they make great games that are fun to play. Sometimes you assholes forget to play games, too busy bitching  on GAF and downloading Lohan porn.

[CajoleJuice]

WTF are you blabbering about?

[MrAngryFace]

God damn, N-Tards do NOTHING but help me build a case against them with every fucking stupid rant they post.

As for 'ruining the gaming forum cause we dont agree with delusional fanboys', there's an ignore feature. You dont have to worry about me modding you based on you guys being dumb enough to like Nintendo as much as you do.

[FlameOfCallandor]

God damn, N-Tards do NOTHING but help me build a case against them with every fucking stupid rant they post.

And what's your case? You love bitching about nintendo on message boards? I would say you already won that case.

[MrAngryFace]

Im the winner.

[etiolate]

You wanted threads abotu games people were enthused to play and threads to talk about them.  Now you've resorted back to N trolling and sony am fuxored. 

AND you spam it.  It's already getting worse than gaf. 

[MrAngryFace]

you guys arent playing games, youre masturbating to them, there's a difference

[Eel O'Brian]

i could just be joking, if this weren't deadly serious waggle wand talk that affects the fate of nations

[TVC15]

The only thing worse than Nintendo is Nintendo fanboys.

FUCK THEM UP THEIR ASS.

They make everything Nintendo does 10x dumber.  Nintendo is genius in the form of a company apparently and they can do no wrong.  Eat me.

No, they are just the best software developer in the business. No other company has as many hits at a constant rate as their first party developers. Just look at the gamecube, their first party software supported the cube alone. Could Microsoft support the Xbox with just first party support? no. Could SONY?  Dont make me laugh.

Shigeru Miyamto is a god amongst men. He is the creator of the top 2 franchises in video game history. That blows my mind. Is there a film director equivalent? No there isn't.

You can poo poo Nintendo all you want, but they make great games that are fun to play. Sometimes you assholes forget to play games, too busy bitching  on GAF and downloading Lohan porn.

You DO know that Shiggy hasn't developed a game since Pikmin, right?  And Hitchcock has probably made more mindblowing movies than Shiggy has made games.  Other directors that rape Shiggy's output:  Altman, Godard, Truffaut, Scott, Spielberg. . .

[FlameOfCallandor]

The only thing worse than Nintendo is Nintendo fanboys.

FUCK THEM UP THEIR ASS.

They make everything Nintendo does 10x dumber.  Nintendo is genius in the form of a company apparently and they can do no wrong.  Eat me.

No, they are just the best software developer in the business. No other company has as many hits at a constant rate as their first party developers. Just look at the gamecube, their first party software supported the cube alone. Could Microsoft support the Xbox with just first party support? no. Could SONY?  Dont make me laugh.

Shigeru Miyamto is a god amongst men. He is the creator of the top 2 franchises in video game history. That blows my mind. Is there a film director equivalent? No there isn't.

You can poo poo Nintendo all you want, but they make great games that are fun to play. Sometimes you assholes forget to play games, too busy bitching  on GAF and downloading Lohan porn.

You DO know that Shiggy hasn't developed a game since Pikmin, right?  And Hitchcock has probably made more mindblowing movies than Shiggy has made games.  Other directors that rape Shiggy's output:  Altman, Godard, Truffaut, Scott, Spielberg. . .

Do any of them have the top 2 movies ever made? Nope dont think so.

[Vizzys]

They didn't make kung pow so no.

[TVC15]

The only thing worse than Nintendo is Nintendo fanboys.

FUCK THEM UP THEIR ASS.

They make everything Nintendo does 10x dumber.  Nintendo is genius in the form of a company apparently and they can do no wrong.  Eat me.

No, they are just the best software developer in the business. No other company has as many hits at a constant rate as their first party developers. Just look at the gamecube, their first party software supported the cube alone. Could Microsoft support the Xbox with just first party support? no. Could SONY?  Dont make me laugh.

Shigeru Miyamto is a god amongst men. He is the creator of the top 2 franchises in video game history. That blows my mind. Is there a film director equivalent? No there isn't.

You can poo poo Nintendo all you want, but they make great games that are fun to play. Sometimes you assholes forget to play games, too busy bitching  on GAF and downloading Lohan porn.

You DO know that Shiggy hasn't developed a game since Pikmin, right?  And Hitchcock has probably made more mindblowing movies than Shiggy has made games.  Other directors that rape Shiggy's output:  Altman, Godard, Truffaut, Scott, Spielberg. . .

Do any of them have the top 2 movies ever made? Nope dont think so.

It's okay, going by the most objective ranking available, Gamerankings, Shiggy doesn't have the 2 best rating games, either.

[Eel O'Brian]

NINTONDO:  "WE ARE ALREADY HARD AT WORK ON THE NEXT-NEXT-GEN NINTONDO INTERACTIVE FUN MACHINE.  HERE IS A SNEAK PEAK AT THE FUTURE OF FUN - "

[TVC15]

NINTONDO:  "WE ARE ALREADY HARD AT WORK ON THE NEXT-NEXT-GEN NINTONDO INTERACTIVE FUN MACHINE.  HERE IS A SNEAK PEAK AT THE FUTURE OF FUN - "

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OMG IT COMBINES THE WAGGLE WITH REAL TACTILE FEEDBACK!

[FlameOfCallandor]

The only thing worse than Nintendo is Nintendo fanboys.

FUCK THEM UP THEIR ASS.

They make everything Nintendo does 10x dumber.  Nintendo is genius in the form of a company apparently and they can do no wrong.  Eat me.

No, they are just the best software developer in the business. No other company has as many hits at a constant rate as their first party developers. Just look at the gamecube, their first party software supported the cube alone. Could Microsoft support the Xbox with just first party support? no. Could SONY?  Dont make me laugh.

Shigeru Miyamto is a god amongst men. He is the creator of the top 2 franchises in video game history. That blows my mind. Is there a film director equivalent? No there isn't.

You can poo poo Nintendo all you want, but they make great games that are fun to play. Sometimes you assholes forget to play games, too busy bitching  on GAF and downloading Lohan porn.

You DO know that Shiggy hasn't developed a game since Pikmin, right?  And Hitchcock has probably made more mindblowing movies than Shiggy has made games.  Other directors that rape Shiggy's output:  Altman, Godard, Truffaut, Scott, Spielberg. . .

Do any of them have the top 2 movies ever made? Nope dont think so.

It's okay, going by the most objective ranking available, Gamerankings, Shiggy doesn't have the 2 best rating games, either.

You're right I mean Franchises. Does anyone out there have the two best Trilogies? Lucas has the best, but thats it.

[FlameOfCallandor]

NINTONDO:  "WE ARE ALREADY HARD AT WORK ON THE NEXT-NEXT-GEN NINTONDO INTERACTIVE FUN MACHINE.  HERE IS A SNEAK PEAK AT THE FUTURE OF FUN - "

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Does it play Zelda?

[Human Snorenado]

The only thing worse than Nintendo is Nintendo fanboys.

FUCK THEM UP THEIR ASS.

They make everything Nintendo does 10x dumber.  Nintendo is genius in the form of a company apparently and they can do no wrong.  Eat me.

No, they are just the best software developer in the business. No other company has as many hits at a constant rate as their first party developers. Just look at the gamecube, their first party software supported the cube alone. Could Microsoft support the Xbox with just first party support? no. Could SONY?  Dont make me laugh.

Shigeru Miyamto is a god amongst men. He is the creator of the top 2 franchises in video game history. That blows my mind. Is there a film director equivalent? No there isn't.

You can poo poo Nintendo all you want, but they make great games that are fun to play. Sometimes you assholes forget to play games, too busy bitching  on GAF and downloading Lohan porn.

You DO know that Shiggy hasn't developed a game since Pikmin, right?  And Hitchcock has probably made more mindblowing movies than Shiggy has made games.  Other directors that rape Shiggy's output:  Altman, Godard, Truffaut, Scott, Spielberg. . .

Do any of them have the top 2 movies ever made? Nope dont think so.

It's okay, going by the most objective ranking available, Gamerankings, Shiggy doesn't have the 2 best rating games, either.

You're right I mean Franchises. Does anyone out there have the two best Trilogies? Lucas has the best, but thats it.

*slowly backs away in alarm*

Guys, it's worse than I thought.  He's not just stupid... he's INSANE too.

[FlameOfCallandor]

Is there a better trilogy than original star wars?

[Beezy]

FoC, just shut the hell up. Your stupidity makes me wanna sell all my Nintendo games and consoles.

[TVC15]

Is there a better trilogy than original star wars?

You MIGHT want to talk to Kurosawa.  Or Fellini.  Then again, you're a film student.  YOu probably know jack shit outside of Bruckheimer.

[FlameOfCallandor]

Is there a better trilogy than original star wars?

You MIGHT want to talk to Kurosawa.  Or Fellini.  Then again, you're a film student.  YOu probably know jack shit outside of Bruckheimer.

 

Oh please, Seven Sameurai is amazing but is it a trilogy? I dont know. Most people in america and the entertainment business will say Star Wars is the biggest trilogy. But it certanily is the biggest franchise, thats not even debatable.

[Human Snorenado]

Is there a better trilogy than original star wars?

I probably shouldn't be doing with this with a borderline sentient film student, but here goes:

Kieslowski's Three Colors Trilogy
LotR Trilogy
Shaft/Shaft's Big Score/Shaft in Africa

Those are the ones that obviously spring to mind as being superior to the original Star Wars trilogy.

[FlameOfCallandor]

Is there a better trilogy than original star wars?

I probably shouldn't be doing with this with a borderline sentient film student, but here goes:

Kieslowski's Three Colors Trilogy

Dont even know who this douchbag is

LotR Trilogy

Great movies, but not quite as good as star wars.

Shaft/Shaft's Big Score/Shaft in Africa

Joke?

[Vizzys]

lLET THE LOTR VS STAR WARS FIGHT BEGIN!!

[TVC15]

Actually, why are we even talking about trilogies?  WTF do trilogies have to do with this discussion at all?

[CajoleJuice]

"I don't know, but I'm here to fuck shit up"

[Human Snorenado]

Wait a minute, wait a minute, WAIT A MINUTE.

You're supposed to be a FILM STUDENT, and you're telling me you don't know who KRZYSZTOF FUCKING KIESLOWSKI is???

[FlameOfCallandor]

Wait a minute, wait a minute, WAIT A MINUTE.

You're supposed to be a FILM STUDENT, and you're telling me you don't know who KRZYSZTOF FUCKING KIESLOWSKI is???

Sounds like an asshole

[Human Snorenado]

BAN THIS FILTH

[FlameOfCallandor]

 

I love the internet.

[Vizzys]

Actually, why are we even talking about trilogies?  WTF do trilogies have to do with this discussion at all?

This is EVILBORE, home of derailed topics.

[Beezy]

 

I love the internet.

I can't stand you...

 

[Bacon]

you guys arent playing games, youre masturbating to them, there's a difference

Did you ever accpet my XBL friend request?

[Diablos]

NINTONDO:  "WE ARE ALREADY HARD AT WORK ON THE NEXT-NEXT-GEN NINTONDO INTERACTIVE FUN MACHINE.  HERE IS A SNEAK PEAK AT THE FUTURE OF FUN - "

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 :hehe :tbslol

[Mupepe]

Hey FoC, in case you didn't notice, the majority of the bitching is about Nintendo's hardware which is always lacking.  Sure, they're are an awesome software developer, but guess what!  THEY MAKE HARDWARE TOO.  It would be really awesome if they could get 3rd parties to support their platform.  Because, to be honest, it fucking sucks waiting 3 to 6 months to play the only decent titles on Nintendo platforms... Nintendo games.  I love their software, but I hate their hardware with every ounce of sperm in my nutsack.