1) you flirt on the internet. and badly.
2) you like the smashing pumpkins, the worst band of the last decade.
3) you are easily upset and trip on long, tedious, unfunny tirades whenevr someone (easily) gets your goat.
4) you comment on other peoples' appearances and never post your own picture.
5) you don't like IRC rape.
That said, I'll take a google's worth of you over one of The Black Stallion.