Author Topic: Who is watching House tonight? (Read 2603 times)

The Fake Shemp · « **on:** September 21, 2009, 08:30:57 PM »

He's a nutter!

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #1 on:** September 21, 2009, 08:34:47 PM »

I stopped watching in the middle of the 4th season. Why is he in an asylum?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #2 on:** September 21, 2009, 08:36:18 PM »

He started hallucinating at the end of last season, and checked himself in voluntarily.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #3 on:** September 21, 2009, 08:36:54 PM »

Drink everytime he calls someone an idiot.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #4 on:** September 21, 2009, 08:39:28 PM »

In a surprise twist, all the inmates have lupus.

Boogie · « **Reply #5 on:** September 21, 2009, 08:43:06 PM »

Quote from: Willco on September 21, 2009, 08:39:28 PM

In a surprise twist, all the inmates have lupus.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #6 on:** September 21, 2009, 08:45:04 PM »

Quote from: Willco on September 21, 2009, 08:39:28 PM

In a surprise twist, all the inmates have lupus.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #7 on:** September 21, 2009, 08:57:42 PM »

I think I'm gonna watch MNF since I didn't see most of Season Five. I'll get caught up one day.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #8 on:** September 21, 2009, 09:00:51 PM »

Nice opening.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #9 on:** September 21, 2009, 09:17:24 PM »

That was pretty great.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #10 on:** September 21, 2009, 09:44:45 PM »

Don't give up, House. $:-\$

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #11 on:** September 21, 2009, 09:55:00 PM »

Holy shit.

Bocsius · « **Reply #12 on:** September 21, 2009, 09:55:58 PM »

That worked out....

Raban · « **Reply #13 on:** September 21, 2009, 10:01:18 PM »

Fuck you Easterners!!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #14 on:** September 21, 2009, 10:02:12 PM »

Dude should've soaked up so more UV rays.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #15 on:** September 21, 2009, 10:13:22 PM »

House needs to hit that shit.

Bocsius · « **Reply #16 on:** September 21, 2009, 10:23:47 PM »

Jason Bourne would mess him up if he tried.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #17 on:** September 21, 2009, 10:24:28 PM »

"Failure is forever"

M3wThr33 · « **Reply #18 on:** September 21, 2009, 10:30:32 PM »

Actually, I was way behind, but I've been watching like mad. Halfway through season 5. Recording, but not watching until I'm caught up.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #19 on:** September 21, 2009, 10:33:17 PM »

CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE TONIGHT?!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #20 on:** September 21, 2009, 10:33:36 PM »

Awwwwww yeeeeaaah.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #21 on:** September 21, 2009, 10:34:12 PM »

It's like the Bourne Identity! When does House beat the fuck out of some dudes?!?!

Oh wait, he already beat that one dude up.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #22 on:** September 21, 2009, 10:35:23 PM »

Was that even sex?

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #23 on:** September 21, 2009, 10:37:49 PM »

House is quicker than the 40-Year-Old Virgin. He even cried too!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #24 on:** September 21, 2009, 10:39:02 PM »

House was crymaxing.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #25 on:** September 21, 2009, 10:39:22 PM »

omg

GIF that, Cajole!

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #26 on:** September 21, 2009, 10:40:19 PM »

I'm on it.

Bocsius · « **Reply #27 on:** September 21, 2009, 10:42:58 PM »

House rapping. I've seen it all.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #28 on:** September 21, 2009, 10:44:10 PM »

MC House.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #29 on:** September 21, 2009, 10:46:05 PM »

HOUSE MAKES MIRACLES HAPPEN

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #30 on:** September 21, 2009, 10:46:42 PM »

For his next trick, PD will get laid.

Bocsius · « **Reply #31 on:** September 21, 2009, 10:47:26 PM »

Actually, that was all superdude. It was his idea.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #32 on:** September 21, 2009, 10:48:08 PM »

Quote from: Bocsius on September 21, 2009, 10:47:26 PM

Actually, that was all superdude. It was his idea.

I wonder if he levels up for that.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #33 on:** September 21, 2009, 10:48:12 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on September 21, 2009, 10:46:42 PM

For his next trick, PD will get laid.

To be fair, House pieced it all together. He is like Jesus, but with a limp and gets laid more.

Bocsius · « **Reply #34 on:** September 21, 2009, 10:48:51 PM »

House is about truth. He doesn't plaigarize.

Bocsius · « **Reply #35 on:** September 21, 2009, 10:49:55 PM »

Quote from: Bocsius on September 21, 2009, 10:48:51 PM

House is about truth. He doesn't plaigarize.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

truth, hallucinations, schemes, extra-marital sex...

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The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #36 on:** September 21, 2009, 10:53:01 PM »

Ugh, this is going to be awkward. $:-\$

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #37 on:** September 21, 2009, 10:54:18 PM »

There goes all of House's progress!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #38 on:** September 21, 2009, 10:58:34 PM »

That nurse is so cute.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #39 on:** September 21, 2009, 10:58:53 PM »

hahahahahah that was a Dexter move in the first shot of the preview

and the last line

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #40 on:** September 21, 2009, 10:59:44 PM »

That last line

Akala · « **Reply #41 on:** September 21, 2009, 11:22:02 PM »

Pretty good. Kind of wanted more aslylum, but figured he'd be out by midway through the second ep anyway.

Was worried (and am) about him being happyish as a plot device, but who knows. I think the show has earned the benefit of the doubt.

Bocsius · « **Reply #42 on:** September 21, 2009, 11:29:21 PM »

Quote from: Green Man on September 21, 2009, 11:27:06 PM

That German chick was pretty hot. GO GO DR. HOUSE!

That German chick has a name.

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Marie.

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Akala · « **Reply #43 on:** September 21, 2009, 11:30:14 PM »

Quote from: Bocsius on September 21, 2009, 11:29:21 PM

Quote from: Green Man on September 21, 2009, 11:27:06 PM
That German chick was pretty hot. GO GO DR. HOUSE!

That German chick has a name.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Marie.
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She'll always be Lola to me. :'(

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #44 on:** September 21, 2009, 11:30:58 PM »

Quote from: Green Man on September 21, 2009, 11:30:35 PM

Oh shit. I know who that is now. She looked different with shorter hair but man that accent is so pleasing to the ears.

tiesto · « **Reply #45 on:** September 21, 2009, 11:35:10 PM »

I am listening to House tonight.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #46 on:** September 21, 2009, 11:37:24 PM »

Quote from: tiesto on September 21, 2009, 11:35:10 PM

I am listening to House tonight.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #47 on:** September 21, 2009, 11:37:51 PM »

Quote from: Akala on September 21, 2009, 11:30:14 PM

Quote from: Bocsius on September 21, 2009, 11:29:21 PM
Quote from: Green Man on September 21, 2009, 11:27:06 PM
That German chick was pretty hot. GO GO DR. HOUSE!

That German chick has a name.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Marie.
[close]

She'll always be Lola to me. :'(

a transvestite?

Akala · « **Reply #48 on:** September 21, 2009, 11:41:06 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on September 21, 2009, 11:37:51 PM

Quote from: Akala on September 21, 2009, 11:30:14 PM
Quote from: Bocsius on September 21, 2009, 11:29:21 PM
Quote from: Green Man on September 21, 2009, 11:27:06 PM
That German chick was pretty hot. GO GO DR. HOUSE!

That German chick has a name.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Marie.
[close]

She'll always be Lola to me. :'(

a transvestite?

Lola is a common name!

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #49 on:** September 22, 2009, 12:36:48 AM »

Franke was such a pleasant surprise.

Raban · « **Reply #50 on:** September 22, 2009, 05:18:06 AM »

This was pretty good, except the really forced emotional stuff. The denouement was ridiculously stupid. And that little teaser for the rest of the season made me want to shoot myself. Back to not watching TV! Woo!

Bocsius · « **Reply #51 on:** September 28, 2009, 08:53:21 PM »

Tonight's episode of House is lifted straight from pretty much any video game site we know.

Title: Epic Fail
Patient of the week: Video game designer who would rather listen to treatment options offered by internet users rather than actual doctors (according to TVGuide.com listings)

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #52 on:** September 28, 2009, 09:01:31 PM »

This the worst videogame ever. The assets look like they're lifted from Batman: Arkham Asylum.

Bocsius · « **Reply #53 on:** September 28, 2009, 09:02:38 PM »

I was going to say it looks more promising than anything shown at E3.

But I didn't follow E3, so I really can't say.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #54 on:** September 28, 2009, 09:02:52 PM »

What ridiculous Q&A session is that!?

That's up there with the mainframes from HACKERS.

Bocsius · « **Reply #55 on:** September 28, 2009, 09:09:47 PM »

There you go, kids. Back at the asylum.

Bocsius · « **Reply #56 on:** September 28, 2009, 09:16:13 PM »

House just saved Wilson's balls.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #57 on:** September 28, 2009, 09:19:57 PM »

Waggle

Bocsius · « **Reply #58 on:** September 28, 2009, 09:21:41 PM »

Virtual Waggle in 3D HD

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #59 on:** September 28, 2009, 09:35:27 PM »

House should become the new Hell's Kitchen!

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Author Topic: Who is watching House tonight? (Read 2603 times)