this looks absolutely amazing
i feel kind of bad not picking this up with odst today
how much is it? im too lazy and out of touch to know
$39.99
Willco, here are the themes:
Black Knight: The evil black knight has like taken over the village or something...fuck his shit up with insane multiball action on TWO DIFFERENT PLAYFIELDS AT ONCE OMG
Firepower: Aliens are attacking...fuck their shit up. Kind of cheesy, this one
Funhouse: You're at the carnival and Rudy the demonic puppet is all up in your face, so you've got to put him to sleep and then put your balls in his mouth
Gorgar: Few people realize that Robert E Howard's "Conan" books were originally "Gorgar" fanfiction. You're a barbarian with a hot wench and you're going up against the evil red demon known as Gorgar, who actually TALKS to you in a creepy synthesized voice. BEWARE OF THE PIT!
Pin*Bot: You've got to shoot a series of targets and fill in a grid so Pin*Bot's visor opens. Shoot the balls into his eyes and you give him LIFE!!! Then you will continue onward to the next planet because you're in space or something.
Space Shuttle: Easy table (probably not endorsed by NASA) where you've got to make the shuttle lift off and do missions. Big space shuttle toy in the middle of the board. I remember taping my die-cast Space Shuttle model onto my He-Man toy pinball table and pretend I was playing this game.
Taxi: My alltime favorite. Pick up Santa Claus, Gorbachev, Marilyn Monroe, Pin*Bot and Dracula and take them to...I don't know, the brothel or something. Cool interactive soundtrack and lots of voices, plus the double-crossover lanes. Just amazing.
Whirlwind: Oh no, the tornado's on its way to demolish the trailer park! When the whirlwind starts the creepy music starts playing and three spinners on the playfield start moving erratically to fuck with your ball. It's awesome.
Jive Time: Hippie shit, only fun if you're on weed.
Sorcerer: D&D theme at its finest. This one is really hard. There's a sorceror who keeps talking shit so you've got to cast lumos to make him shut up. Awesome art.
Medieval Madness: YES YES YES YES YES!!!!!!!!! There's some evil guy in the castle and you've got to fuck his shit up. This is the most complex game in the package and there are something like eight billion lights on the playfield. I have absolutely no idea what is going on. This is new for the Xbox version.
Tales of the Arabian Knights: Haven't played this yet, new for Xbox. Something with a big blue genie toy in the middle of the playfield.
No Good Gofers: Haven't tried this either. Caddyshack theme. You know it's gotta be better than that shitty "Teed Off" table in the Gottleib Collection. Gottleib sucks butts.
Sadly there are no licensed tables like Twilight Zone or Addams Family (DAMN) because they're licensing nightmares
