Keep safe this holiday season by SHOWING NO MERCY to predators!

[Howard Alan Treesong]

[MrAngryFace]

Wtf, you'd think they'd respect CHRISTMAS

[CajoleJuice]

DO NOT BE SYMPATHETIC

BE RUTHLESS

[The Fake Shemp]

Okay, I 'd at KICK OUT THE BACK OF THE TAIL LIGHT AND STICK YOUR ARM OUT OF THE HOLE AND WAVE.

The visual image, along with the selective bolding made it high-larious.

[Howard Alan Treesong]

If someone wishes you a "happy holidays," DO NOT RESPOND. Shoot mace INTO THEIR EYES from a distance of 18 to 24 inches, KICK THEM IN THE BALLS, then run away. Run away. RUN AWAY IF YOU WANT TO SURVIVE.

[The Fake Shemp]

 

[MrAngryFace]

RAPE TIME HAS BEEN CONFIRMED BY GAF AS PLAYED OUT! Someone should really let the sexual predators know.

[Howard Alan Treesong]

Memes I want to see arise from this thread:

- Praising something as "better than having your body found in a remote location."
- The popularization of "4 in 100" as shorthand for "statistically unlikely."
- Derailing girl problem threads with a boldfaced DO NOT BE SYMPATHETIC.
- STICK YOUR ARM OUT THE HOLE AND WAVE as the first solution offered for any problem.

[The Fake Shemp]

I will work on the last meme.

[Howard Alan Treesong]

 

[The Fake Shemp]

That's the standard gimp trunk release lever found in most Toyota vehicles.

[CajoleJuice]

Memes I want to see arise from this thread:

- Praising something as "better than having your body found in a remote location."
- The popularization of "4 in 100" as shorthand for "statistically unlikely."
- Derailing girl problem threads with a boldfaced DO NOT BE SYMPATHETIC.
- STICK YOUR ARM OUT THE HOLE AND WAVE as the first solution offered for any problem.