Author Topic: How come the Twilight chick looks cute in Adventureland? (Read 1465 times)

The Fake Shemp · « **on:** September 29, 2009, 02:08:36 AM »

But so hideos in Twilight?

Reb · « **Reply #1 on:** September 29, 2009, 02:09:19 AM »

Boobs.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #2 on:** September 29, 2009, 02:17:35 AM »

Lisa P!

Reb · « **Reply #3 on:** September 29, 2009, 02:19:32 AM »

RIDES
RIDES
RIDES

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #4 on:** September 29, 2009, 02:20:21 AM »

Anyone looks more attractive when they're sharing the screen with Jesse Eisenberg

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #5 on:** September 29, 2009, 02:27:50 AM »

Quote from: OptimoPeach on September 29, 2009, 02:20:21 AM

Anyone looks more attractive when they're sharing the screen with Jesse Eisenberg

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #6 on:** September 29, 2009, 02:51:43 AM »

Eisenberg is pretty cool

twerd · « **Reply #7 on:** September 29, 2009, 03:11:48 AM »

as someone on this board mentioned, she's hot in into the wild too.

twilight girl > megan fox.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #8 on:** September 29, 2009, 03:14:37 AM »

Quote from: twerd on September 29, 2009, 03:11:48 AM

as someone on this board mentioned, she's hot in into the wild too.

twilight girl > megan fox.

Jesus Christ, no. Mostly just because Megan Fox seems smarter and more with it, and that's not a compliment of Megan Fox. Twilight Girl is DUMB. Did anyone catch her on Letterman? Oh boy.

edit- she was pretty hot in Adventureland and Into the Wild, tho. I would definitely nail her, but she couldn't talk to me afterwards.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #9 on:** September 29, 2009, 03:21:19 AM »

Quote from: The Card Cheat on September 29, 2009, 03:14:37 AM

Quote from: twerd on September 29, 2009, 03:11:48 AM
as someone on this board mentioned, she's hot in into the wild too.

twilight girl > megan fox.

Jesus Christ, no. Mostly just because Megan Fox seems smarter and more with it, and that's not a compliment of Megan Fox. Twilight Girl is DUMB. Did anyone catch her on Letterman? Oh boy.

edit- she was pretty hot in Adventureland and Into the Wild, tho. I would definitely nail her, but she couldn't talk to me afterwards.

Man, that's like saying a rock is smarter than mud. They're both fuckdumb.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #10 on:** September 29, 2009, 03:24:01 AM »

She wears like the same shirt in the entire movie, what a dirty whore

twerd · « **Reply #11 on:** September 29, 2009, 03:34:59 AM »

Quote from: The Card Cheat on September 29, 2009, 03:14:37 AM

Quote from: twerd on September 29, 2009, 03:11:48 AM
as someone on this board mentioned, she's hot in into the wild too.

twilight girl > megan fox.

Jesus Christ, no. Mostly just because Megan Fox seems smarter and more with it, and that's not a compliment of Megan Fox. Twilight Girl is DUMB. Did anyone catch her on Letterman? Oh boy.

edit- she was pretty hot in Adventureland and Into the Wild, tho. I would definitely nail her, but she couldn't talk to me afterwards.

megan fox has a tramp's face tattooed to her arm, your argument is invalid.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #12 on:** September 29, 2009, 03:35:41 AM »

Megan Fox is just "pretty" dumb, she's not mentally handicapped. Twilight broad looks like she has down syndrome at times.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #13 on:** September 29, 2009, 03:35:41 AM »

Quote from: BrandNew on September 29, 2009, 03:21:19 AM

Quote from: The Card Cheat on September 29, 2009, 03:14:37 AM
Quote from: twerd on September 29, 2009, 03:11:48 AM
as someone on this board mentioned, she's hot in into the wild too.

twilight girl > megan fox.

Jesus Christ, no. Mostly just because Megan Fox seems smarter and more with it, and that's not a compliment of Megan Fox. Twilight Girl is DUMB. Did anyone catch her on Letterman? Oh boy.

edit- she was pretty hot in Adventureland and Into the Wild, tho. I would definitely nail her, but she couldn't talk to me afterwards.

Man, that's like saying a rock is smarter than mud. They're both fuckdumb.

Megan Fox, while certainly dumb, seems to know where she's at and that she's a carbon based bipedal life form. After watching the Letterman interview with Kristen Stewart, I wasn't at all sure of any of those things where she's concerned.

edit- oh jesus, here we go with the lame internet virgin brigade "tattooed girls are gross hurr hurr" argument.

twerd · « **Reply #14 on:** September 29, 2009, 03:36:29 AM »

she's a druggie, you indie-fucks love druggies.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #15 on:** September 29, 2009, 03:47:58 AM »

"My Hollywood crushes will be pure and innocent like the spring breeze on a cool day!"

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #16 on:** September 29, 2009, 04:02:09 AM »

Quote from: twerd on September 29, 2009, 03:36:29 AM

she's a druggie, you indie-fucks love druggies.

Who, Megan Fox? Sorry el twerdo, but Kristen Stewart acts like she's high a lot more often than Megan Fox does. Although Fox is fucking Brian Austin Green...

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #17 on:** September 29, 2009, 04:03:47 AM »

Yeah, after he's done, that shit will look like roast beef.

twerd · « **Reply #18 on:** September 29, 2009, 05:01:41 AM »

Quote from: The Card Cheat on September 29, 2009, 03:35:41 AM

edit- oh jesus, here we go with the lame internet virgin brigade "tattooed girls are gross hurr hurr" argument.

i was saying that kristen stewart was a druggie, and i'm all for hot tattoos but anyone that thinks that an uggo version of marilyn's face on someone's arm is attractive needs to step back and reassess their live.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #19 on:** September 29, 2009, 06:53:22 AM »

she looks great in Into the Wild. that scene when the dude goes into his trailer and she's sitting on the bed in a white shirt and panties!!!!

Solo · « **Reply #20 on:** September 29, 2009, 06:59:05 AM »

Shes stoned all the time, so its hard for her to look attractive. She did look marginally less stoned in Adventureland than elsewhere, but still. Good little movie, BTW.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #21 on:** September 29, 2009, 07:58:20 AM »

She looks and acts like she is always stoned.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #22 on:** September 29, 2009, 09:21:16 AM »

Hell, she acted stoned when she was in Panic Room, and she was only like 13 in that movie

ch1nchilla · « **Reply #23 on:** September 29, 2009, 09:52:24 AM »

Whoa whoa whoa guys, guys.... Twilight girl was super fucking hot in Twilight, I have no idea what y'all are talking about. Get that shit on blu ray, kash some beers, and PLEASE reevaluate.

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Disposable White Guy · « **Reply #24 on:** September 29, 2009, 11:16:49 AM »

Quote from: Willco on September 29, 2009, 03:47:58 AM

"My Hollywood crushes will be pure and innocent like the spring breeze on a cool day!"

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #25 on:** September 29, 2009, 11:33:08 AM »

Quote from: Disposable White Guy on September 29, 2009, 11:16:49 AM

Quote from: Willco on September 29, 2009, 03:47:58 AM
"My Hollywood crushes will be pure and innocent like the spring breeze on a cool day!"

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That's how I picture Willco, actually.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #26 on:** September 29, 2009, 11:38:33 AM »

I bear a pretty close resemblance.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #27 on:** September 29, 2009, 12:12:44 PM »

Quote from: ch1nchilla on September 29, 2009, 09:52:24 AM

Whoa whoa whoa guys, guys.... Twilight girl was super fucking hot in Twilight, I have no idea what y'all are talking about. Get that shit on blu ray, kash some beers, and PLEASE reevaluate.

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i thought she looked pretty meh, but the short haired vamp chick was omg super hot I WOULD LET HER EXSANGUINATE MY CAWK

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i am doped up on sudafed $:-\$

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Author Topic: How come the Twilight chick looks cute in Adventureland? (Read 1465 times)