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Christopher

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Zelda Bomba: Consoles are Dead :(
« on: December 13, 2006, 12:02:50 PM »
Famitsu 12/4 - 12/10:

1. Gundam Seed vs ZAFT II (PS2 - Bandai/Namco)
2. Yakuza 2 (PS2 - Sega)
3. Pokémon Diamond/Pearl (NDS - Pokémon)
4. Blue Dragon (360 - Microsoft)
5. Wii Sports (Wii - Nintendo)
6. Wii Play (Wii - Nintendo)
7. Momotaro Dentetsu 16 (PS2 - Hudson)
8. Love and Berry DS Collection (NDS - Sega)
9. JUMP ULTIMATE STARS (NDS - Nintendo)
10. Kirby Squeak Squad (NDS - Nintendo)

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sinobi:
Google translated - would be appreciated if somebody who understands Japanese can correct anything I've misunderstood, it looks like it says:

360:
Blue Dragon ~80k (incl. bundle)

PS2:
Yakuza 2 ~300k
Yakuza Best Price ~200k (total)

NDS:
Hardware ~250k
DS 1000 Recipes ~40K
Pokémon Diamond/Pearl ~3.5 million (total)
Cooking Navi ~600k (total)
Kirby Squeak Squad ~400k (total)
Love and Berry DS Collection ~550k (total)
Common Sense Training ~650k (total)
NSMB, Brain Training 2, Animal Crossing ~3.5 million (total)

Wii:
Hardware ~100k (still sold out)
Wii Sports, Wii Play ~70k
Zelda ~35k, ~200k (total)


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Re: Zelda Bomba: Consoles are Dead :(
« Reply #1 on: December 13, 2006, 12:15:44 PM »
Im loling at goty sales.
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Re: Zelda Bomba: Consoles are Dead :(
« Reply #2 on: December 13, 2006, 12:27:49 PM »
HEE HAW

Seems the Japanese would rather play bullshit like Wii Play than OMG TEH PRECIOUS ZERUDA

Stupidity of Japanese market CONFIRMED.  Also, Blue Dragon > Zeruda!  :lol
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Re: Zelda Bomba: Consoles are Dead :(
« Reply #3 on: December 13, 2006, 12:28:42 PM »
admittedly, as they restock Wii unit, Zelda may sell a bit more --- MAYBE

but yeah, console gaming is dead in Japan
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Re: Zelda Bomba: Consoles are Dead :(
« Reply #4 on: December 13, 2006, 12:33:48 PM »
In the states maybe. Japanese are totally off their rocker confirmed.
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Re: Zelda Bomba: Consoles are Dead :(
« Reply #5 on: December 13, 2006, 12:35:42 PM »
Japanese have never about Zelda as much as us, distinguished mentally-challenged fellows.
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Re: Zelda Bomba: Consoles are Dead :(
« Reply #6 on: December 13, 2006, 12:36:04 PM »
wow, that's totally fucked up.
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Re: Zelda Bomba: Consoles are Dead :(
« Reply #7 on: December 13, 2006, 12:39:38 PM »
Japanese have never about Zelda as much as us, distinguished mentally-challenged fellows.

That's not even a sentence distinguished mentally-challenged fellow.  Zelda's numbers were always moderate to good, this is an indication of party games aka over glorified flashgames taking control of Japan. 

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Re: Zelda Bomba: Consoles are Dead :(
« Reply #8 on: December 13, 2006, 12:49:19 PM »
Man, makin excuses wherever they can lol.
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Himu

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Re: Zelda Bomba: Consoles are Dead :(
« Reply #9 on: December 13, 2006, 12:53:54 PM »
Japanese have never about Zelda as much as us, distinguished mentally-challenged fellows.

That's not even a sentence distinguished mentally-challenged fellow.

It's called a typo. You get offended really easily.
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MrAngryFace

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Re: Zelda Bomba: Consoles are Dead :(
« Reply #10 on: December 13, 2006, 12:54:19 PM »
Well its pretty clear Zelda, the goty, is hated by many
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Re: Zelda Bomba: Consoles are Dead :(
« Reply #11 on: December 13, 2006, 12:55:54 PM »
But this is the Japanese. Their taste is questionable. Zelda TP still sold more than Okami in Japanland. Atleast we know what the better game is.
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Re: Zelda Bomba: Consoles are Dead :(
« Reply #12 on: December 13, 2006, 12:57:08 PM »
Japanese care less about Zelda and Metroid, and more about friend in a box.

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Re: Zelda Bomba: Consoles are Dead :(
« Reply #13 on: December 13, 2006, 12:59:49 PM »
haha friend in a box?
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Re: Zelda Bomba: Consoles are Dead :(
« Reply #14 on: December 13, 2006, 01:01:25 PM »
Clearly they are having production problems.

Regardless, out of a 100k new Wii owners, 35k of them took home Zelda. Not a bad ratio.

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Re: Zelda Bomba: Consoles are Dead :(
« Reply #15 on: December 13, 2006, 01:02:31 PM »
Maybe the Japanese realized they had already played this game when it was called Ocarina of Time.



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Re: Zelda Bomba: Consoles are Dead :(
« Reply #16 on: December 13, 2006, 01:12:56 PM »
Bacon's 'What If' scenario coupled with his 'good enough' statement makes me lol for humanity.
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Re: Zelda Bomba: Consoles are Dead :(
« Reply #17 on: December 13, 2006, 01:14:24 PM »
It's selling "good enough" for another Zelda game to be made. We can't say the same for Okami.

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Re: Zelda Bomba: Consoles are Dead :(
« Reply #18 on: December 13, 2006, 01:16:17 PM »
AHAUAHAUA

OKAMI

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Re: Zelda Bomba: Consoles are Dead :(
« Reply #19 on: December 13, 2006, 01:18:07 PM »
Laugh all you want, but your fanboy shreeks won't change the fact that it's a better game than that ugly piece of crap Zelda.

Give it up you fruits.
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Re: Zelda Bomba: Consoles are Dead :(
« Reply #20 on: December 13, 2006, 01:20:32 PM »
The majority opinion differs from MAF's incorrect statement.

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Re: Zelda Bomba: Consoles are Dead :(
« Reply #21 on: December 13, 2006, 01:33:00 PM »
MAF wins because he has his head on straight
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Re: Zelda Bomba: Consoles are Dead :(
« Reply #22 on: December 13, 2006, 01:37:21 PM »
The majority opinion differs from MAF's incorrect statement.

Okami scored better than TP in Famitsu.  The Japanese tell it like it is.
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Re: Zelda Bomba: Consoles are Dead :(
« Reply #23 on: December 13, 2006, 01:43:52 PM »
But I thuoght the japs had crap tastes in gaming? Whatever suits your argument I suppose...

The people have spoken. They do not want the inferior Okami.

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Re: Zelda Bomba: Consoles are Dead :(
« Reply #24 on: December 13, 2006, 01:50:38 PM »
The inferior Okami is called Zelda lol
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Re: Zelda Bomba: Consoles are Dead :(
« Reply #25 on: December 13, 2006, 01:51:04 PM »
But I thuoght the japs had crap tastes in gaming? Whatever suits your argument I suppose...

The people have spoken. They do not want the inferior Okami.

The Jappy people do, but we are talking about the JAPANESE GAMING BIBLE!  As we all know, most people don't listen to the Bible.
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Re: Zelda Bomba: Consoles are Dead :(
« Reply #26 on: December 13, 2006, 01:55:14 PM »
Remember when I went against Okami and the MAF/Drinky circle jerk said that I went against it because it's popular.

NOW LOOK AT THEM


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Re: Zelda Bomba: Consoles are Dead :(
« Reply #27 on: December 13, 2006, 01:57:25 PM »
http://www.mission-in-snowdriftland.com/ <--- better than zelda

Himuro: But Zelda ISNT popular lol
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Re: Zelda Bomba: Consoles are Dead :(
« Reply #28 on: December 13, 2006, 01:58:36 PM »
Stop trying to play dumb. You don't like it because it's popular.

OMG TEH POPULAR

OMG VIVA PINATA IS SO UNDERRATED GOTY lol

OMG RAINBOW 6 SO UNDERRATED GOTY lol

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Re: Zelda Bomba: Consoles are Dead :(
« Reply #29 on: December 13, 2006, 01:59:28 PM »
Himuro: But Zelda ISNT popular lol

Are you sure? Because in American they sold a good 400k+ Wii units.

Guess how many Zelda's were sold. A little over 400+k.

AHAHAHAH

Maf am cry
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Re: Zelda Bomba: Consoles are Dead :(
« Reply #30 on: December 13, 2006, 02:02:12 PM »
I hate to turn this into Sales-Bore, but I'm happy to see Yakuza 2 do so well. Love or hate the first game, there's no denying the franchise has a shitton of potential and is the best original IP Sega's done in the past 5 years. Hooray for Nagoshi!
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Re: Zelda Bomba: Consoles are Dead :(
« Reply #31 on: December 13, 2006, 02:03:10 PM »
I dunno how Himuro has any self respect acting like a 12 year old ;p
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Re: Zelda Bomba: Consoles are Dead :(
« Reply #32 on: December 13, 2006, 02:04:25 PM »
I dunno how Himuro has any self respect acting like a 12 year old ;p

I mean really...

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Re: Zelda Bomba: Consoles are Dead :(
« Reply #33 on: December 13, 2006, 02:05:23 PM »
I hate to turn this into Sales-Bore, but I'm happy to see Yakuza 2 do so well. Love or hate the first game, there's no denying the franchise has a shitton of potential and is the best original IP Sega's done in the past 5 years. Hooray for Nagoshi!

Too bad we probably won't be seeing it in the US :(

Are you gunna import it, Mr. Patel?
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Re: Zelda Bomba: Consoles are Dead :(
« Reply #34 on: December 13, 2006, 02:06:53 PM »
Are you gunna import it, Mr. Patel?

Eventually. I still have a backlog of Okami, Castlevania: POR, Metal Gear Portable Ops, as well as giving Viva Pinata a "real" playthrough. And then there's the whole Burning Crusade thing in January. But I'll get around to it in Februaryish, I think.
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Re: Zelda Bomba: Consoles are Dead :(
« Reply #35 on: December 13, 2006, 02:10:38 PM »
My backlog is teh embarassing too
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« Reply #36 on: December 13, 2006, 02:12:02 PM »
Are you gunna import it, Mr. Patel?

Eventually. I still have a backlog of Okami, Castlevania: POR, Metal Gear Portable Ops, as well as giving Viva Pinata a "real" playthrough. And then there's the whole Bur1ning Crusade thing in January. But I'll get around to it in Februaryish, I think.

Have you let curiosity get the best of you and read spoilers about the story?  I'm intersted in knowing exactly what areas the game takes place in, and how long it is in comparison to the first one, and if the story is of the same comparable high quality as the first game.
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Re: Zelda Bomba: Consoles are Dead :(
« Reply #37 on: December 13, 2006, 02:17:27 PM »
I know that it reuses Kamurocho, and that a lot of it takes place in Osaka. Dunno about other locations. One of the most fun things about the first game was sidetrips to places like
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especially since I'd lived in Tokyo and new these places.

Early reports are that the story is as good as the first one; maybe even improved by the Osaka dialects and setting. The consensus is that the standard of the first game is upheld. The amount of story and sidequest contents sound to be about double the first one.

There's still tiny loads on the field map when the camera changes (boo), but battle streaming has been improved greatly.

I think the most important thing, though, is that you can be a host. And if you can convince your...Jane? to purchase the most expensive alcohol in the bar for you, all the other hosts will sing a song for you. This is actually very authentic to the bar experience in Japan. I got taken a few time to a Filipina hostess bar where if you sang a certain song on karaoke, they would all get up and do a booty-shaking dance. So that song got sung about twice an hour. Life in Japan's semi-seedy side-belly is ludicrous!
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Re: Zelda Bomba: Consoles are Dead :(
« Reply #38 on: December 13, 2006, 02:23:59 PM »
But I thuoght the japs had crap tastes in gaming? Whatever suits your argument I suppose...

The people have spoken. They do not want the inferior Okami.

The Jappy people do, but we are talking about the JAPANESE GAMING BIBLE!  As we all know, most people don't listen to the Bible.

I suppose you're one of them, since Okami only scored one point higher than TP, but you act like it's 10 points or something.

God knows if they were done by the same reviewers.

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Re: Zelda Bomba: Consoles are Dead :(
« Reply #39 on: December 13, 2006, 02:27:41 PM »
And Wind Waker outscore both of them. Famitsu scores mean nothing.

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Re: Zelda Bomba: Consoles are Dead :(
« Reply #40 on: December 13, 2006, 02:28:26 PM »
Famitsu is truth, bacon posts are lies!
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Re: Zelda Bomba: Consoles are Dead :(
« Reply #41 on: December 13, 2006, 02:29:33 PM »
But I thuoght the japs had crap tastes in gaming? Whatever suits your argument I suppose...

The people have spoken. They do not want the inferior Okami.

The Jappy people do, but we are talking about the JAPANESE GAMING BIBLE!  As we all know, most people don't listen to the Bible.

I suppose you're one of them, since Okami only scored one point higher than TP, but you act like it's 10 points or something.

God knows if they were done by the same reviewers.

Who cares.  As we all know, videogame scores are objective.  TP sucks according to the Bible.

And Wind Waker outscore both of them. Famitsu scores mean nothing.

Wind Waker so far has better dungeons, and the beginning of it wasn't quite as bad as the beginning of TP.  And let's not forget that Wind Waker looks better than TP despite being years older.
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Re: Zelda Bomba: Consoles are Dead :(
« Reply #42 on: December 13, 2006, 02:30:41 PM »
I dunno how Himuro has any self respect acting like a 12 year old ;p

???

Man, makin excuses wherever they can lol.

The inferior Okami is called Zelda lol

Laugh all you want, but your fanboy shreeks won't change the fact that it's a better game than that ugly piece of crap Zelda.

Give it up you fruits.

Well its pretty clear Zelda, the goty, is hated by many

Man, makin excuses wherever they can lol.

I'm sorry MAF, I was bringng myself down to your level for a second there.
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Re: Zelda Bomba: Consoles are Dead :(
« Reply #43 on: December 13, 2006, 02:38:16 PM »
Famitsu is truth

They did give FFXII a perfect score...

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« Reply #44 on: December 13, 2006, 03:41:26 PM »
There really should be no citing of Famitsu in arguments relating to game quality.
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« Reply #45 on: December 13, 2006, 03:57:10 PM »
There really should be no citing of Famitsu in arguments relating to game quality.

Famitsu says this line of thinking is ludicrous, and that you have consumed massive amounts of Himu semen, and that it felt good. 9/10
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Re: Zelda Bomba: Consoles are Dead :(
« Reply #46 on: December 13, 2006, 03:59:58 PM »
Well, y'all wanna use sales figures and review scores as evidence of "quality", so why can't we? I gave you an OBJECTIVE list of the Games of the Year and y'all whined!

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« Reply #47 on: December 13, 2006, 04:05:09 PM »
Famitsu - Nintendo Dogs - 40/40
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Re: Zelda Bomba: Consoles are Dead :(
« Reply #48 on: December 13, 2006, 04:42:01 PM »
How many Rainbow 6 vegas units were sold in Japan?