Author Topic: I'm drinking Chinese red wine (Read 2402 times)

Flannel Boy · « **on:** September 30, 2009, 02:47:49 AM »

will I die?

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Akala · « **Reply #1 on:** September 30, 2009, 02:53:47 AM »

Robably mot. Was gonna make some racist joke about L's, but my phone gathered whatever the fuck is at the beginning of this sentence from what I was trying to type, and I think that's funnier than whatever I could say.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #2 on:** September 30, 2009, 02:58:14 AM »

Depending on the level of antifreeze in it, yeah.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #3 on:** September 30, 2009, 02:59:49 AM »

That's not wine, that's pig's blood!

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #4 on:** September 30, 2009, 03:02:22 AM »

Quote from: Willco on September 30, 2009, 02:59:49 AM

That's not wine, that's pig's blood!

I assumed it was the blood of a spiritual Tibetan monk.

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Spirits!

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What a rip.

etiolate · « **Reply #5 on:** September 30, 2009, 03:55:52 AM »

Quote from: Malek on September 30, 2009, 02:47:49 AM

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yes, because what they actually meant to say is it's lead wine

chronovore · « **Reply #6 on:** September 30, 2009, 05:50:09 AM »

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yes, because what they actually meant to say is it's lead wine

Win. Or, loss for Malek, I suppose. ENJOY THE BRAIN CELLS WHILE YOU'VE GOT 'EM, M!

E-DuB · « **Reply #7 on:** September 30, 2009, 12:34:29 PM »

Quote from: Malek on September 30, 2009, 02:47:49 AM

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Paging Cohen

Honestly though probably not

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #8 on:** September 30, 2009, 01:11:42 PM »

Quote from: Kosma on September 30, 2009, 01:09:20 PM

It's going to give you a killer hangover don't do it.

I've had worse.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #9 on:** September 30, 2009, 03:40:31 PM »

Have you tried Tsingtao beer? I don't drink much but Tsingtao tasted pretty good to me, certainly better than American crap like Budweiser and Coors.

Himu · « **Reply #10 on:** September 30, 2009, 03:51:21 PM »

Make sure there's not a snake in it.

Robo · « **Reply #11 on:** September 30, 2009, 03:58:58 PM »

That reminds me. I had shots of JD with a friend at a bar in Delaware a few weeks ago and only after downing them did we notice that there were tons and tons of dead FLIES floating in the bottle. There were four or five dead flies at the bottom of my shot glass alone. Just thinking about it again is making me nauseous.

Himu · « **Reply #12 on:** September 30, 2009, 04:02:11 PM »

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #13 on:** September 30, 2009, 04:20:37 PM »

Quote from: RoboJ on September 30, 2009, 03:58:58 PM

That reminds me. I had shots of JD with a friend at a bar in Delaware a few weeks ago and only after downing them did we notice that there were tons and tons of dead FLIES floating in the bottle. There were four or five dead flies at the bottom of my shot glass alone. Just thinking about it again is making me nauseous.

Easy lawsuit. You missed out.

Oblivion · « **Reply #14 on:** September 30, 2009, 04:22:16 PM »

Quote from: The Card Cheat on September 30, 2009, 02:58:14 AM

Depending on the level of antifreeze in it, yeah.

Don't you mean lead?

Robo · « **Reply #15 on:** September 30, 2009, 04:40:41 PM »

Quote from: Malek on September 30, 2009, 04:20:37 PM

Quote from: RoboJ on September 30, 2009, 03:58:58 PM
That reminds me. I had shots of JD with a friend at a bar in Delaware a few weeks ago and only after downing them did we notice that there were tons and tons of dead FLIES floating in the bottle. There were four or five dead flies at the bottom of my shot glass alone. Just thinking about it again is making me nauseous.

Easy lawsuit. You missed out.

Yeah, I realize that now. Lawsuits seem unnatural as a solution to problems. The thought only occurs to me after I've already considered swearing, punching, and pushing over magazine racks. If the problem doesn't warrant following through with all of those actions, I don't think about it any further. I was nearly as drunk as the flies at the time and hardly remembered it the following morning.

Himu · « **Reply #16 on:** September 30, 2009, 04:45:03 PM »

Quote from: Oblivion on September 30, 2009, 04:22:16 PM

Quote from: The Card Cheat on September 30, 2009, 02:58:14 AM
Depending on the level of antifreeze in it, yeah.

Don't you mean lead?

No.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #17 on:** September 30, 2009, 04:50:07 PM »

RoboJ, your situation is fairly identical to a famous House of Lords case that expanded product liability to the ultimate consumers of products, Donoghue v Stevenson. That case involved a snail at the bottom of a bottle, not flies.

Himuro

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #18 on:** September 30, 2009, 05:22:28 PM »

The bottle was large and inexpensive. It's not as if I have anything to live for.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #19 on:** September 30, 2009, 05:22:33 PM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on September 30, 2009, 04:59:40 PM

Chines Wine? Jesus christ you're about two steps away from drinking everclear (two steps past everclear, mind you.)

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #20 on:** September 30, 2009, 06:12:01 PM »

Quote from: Malek on September 30, 2009, 05:22:28 PM

The bottle was large and inexpensive. It's not as if I have anything to live for.

WWFGD

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #21 on:** September 30, 2009, 06:15:36 PM »

Quote from: Willco on September 30, 2009, 06:12:01 PM

Quote from: Malek on September 30, 2009, 05:22:28 PM
The bottle was large and inexpensive. It's not as if I have anything to live for.

WWFGD

She would drink expensive French wine and then have sex with her lucky boyfriend. :'(

Barry Egan · « **Reply #22 on:** September 30, 2009, 06:21:54 PM »

(with massive intellect)

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #23 on:** September 30, 2009, 06:28:06 PM »

:'(

Himu · « **Reply #24 on:** September 30, 2009, 06:42:41 PM »

How long are you, Malek?

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #25 on:** September 30, 2009, 06:44:50 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on September 30, 2009, 06:42:41 PM

How long are you, Malek?

trade cock pics to find out.

chronovore · « **Reply #26 on:** September 30, 2009, 07:21:54 PM »

And if you're Kosma, they let you do the tour guide as well.

chronovore · « **Reply #27 on:** September 30, 2009, 07:34:20 PM »

Those might just be Chinese porta-potties.

Himu · « **Reply #28 on:** September 30, 2009, 07:36:53 PM »

Quote from: Kosma on September 30, 2009, 07:33:06 PM

Oh yeah all over Qingdao you see people with beer in plastic bags.

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Fresh Prince · « **Reply #29 on:** September 30, 2009, 07:43:43 PM »

Milk in bags, beer in bags.

Looks like mostly head to me.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #30 on:** September 30, 2009, 07:51:47 PM »

Well that's probably why there is so much head.

Robo · « **Reply #31 on:** October 01, 2009, 03:02:21 AM »

The Chinese are always backwards. The head is supposed to come AFTER you drink.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #32 on:** October 01, 2009, 09:47:56 AM »

Quote from: Kosma on September 30, 2009, 07:33:06 PM

Oh yeah all over Qingdao you see people with beer in plastic bags.

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Diunx · « **Reply #33 on:** October 01, 2009, 06:41:41 PM »

Thats an amazing picture.

China

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #34 on:** October 01, 2009, 07:12:04 PM »

Quote from: chronovore on September 30, 2009, 07:34:20 PM

Those might just be Chinese porta-potties.

chronovore · « **Reply #35 on:** October 01, 2009, 10:03:50 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on October 01, 2009, 07:12:04 PM

Quote from: chronovore on September 30, 2009, 07:34:20 PM
Those might just be Chinese porta-potties.

Maybe they just are ad hoc recycled into porta-potties after the beer is gone. In that case, you'd really have to be careful not to mix-and-match.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #36 on:** October 01, 2009, 10:05:59 PM »

Quote from: chronovore on October 01, 2009, 10:03:50 PM

Quote from: Father_Mike on October 01, 2009, 07:12:04 PM
Quote from: chronovore on September 30, 2009, 07:34:20 PM
Those might just be Chinese porta-potties.

Maybe they just are ad hoc recycled into porta-potties after the beer is gone. In that case, you'd really have to be careful not to mix-and-match.

Nah, they send the recycled beer to Budweiser.

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Author Topic: I'm drinking Chinese red wine (Read 2402 times)