My apartment faces the street on the first floor on a busy street where cars park on the curb.
Late at night cars speed by and very often I hear screeching tires, and akin to Dane Cook, I always hope to hear a crunch.
That is... until I heard one outside my window. The guy nearly fucking pushed a row cars through my living room at like 3AM. Out of the 2 dozen people that came outside, only I called 911. Basically it was some drunk guy and he was swerving, bumped against a line of cars and over corrected a few more times before coming to rest on the middle-curb-thing. Some nice cars got hit, too. Badly. Like, one of their tires was taken off and rolled under another one 3 cars away.
The guy tried to hoof it away on foot, but didn't get far.