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Fresh Prince

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Olde people suck
« on: October 05, 2009, 09:01:26 PM »
Except maybe Prole but that's a maybe.
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Re: Olde people suck
« Reply #1 on: October 05, 2009, 09:38:59 PM »
nah, he sucks too.
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Re: Olde people suck
« Reply #2 on: October 05, 2009, 09:44:30 PM »
A lot of them fought in WW2 which makes you cool. 

Nobody cares about WW2 anymore. Stupid old people thinking they're important just because they fought in a few battles.

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Re: Olde people suck
« Reply #3 on: October 05, 2009, 09:53:09 PM »
they shouldn't be allowed on the bus because they take too long to get on the bus and then they get mad because the bus driver doesn't stop instantly when they pull the "request stop" cord and complain loudly about how they have to walk 10 more feet because the bus has to stop as designated stops and get even madder because bus rides aren't as smooth as a fucking hover car and it's all the bus driver's fault and then they distract the driver with inane questions about how to get to random ass part of town that nobody cares about and then they take too long to get off the bus and then I hate them.

yeah.

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Re: Olde people suck
« Reply #4 on: October 05, 2009, 09:54:53 PM »
They fought for themselves not for us. I swear baby boomers had the chance to make the world different and yet they fucked up.
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Re: Olde people suck
« Reply #5 on: October 05, 2009, 10:03:59 PM »
They fought for themselves not for us. I swear baby boomers had the chance to make the world different and yet they fucked up.

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Re: Olde people suck
« Reply #6 on: October 05, 2009, 10:21:48 PM »
We're probably going to have to fight in WWIII and that's one better than WWII. Suck it, old people.
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Re: Olde people suck
« Reply #7 on: October 05, 2009, 10:22:50 PM »
We're probably going to have to fight in WWIII and that's one better than WWII. Suck it, old people.

we don't have to fight shit.  we're gonna make the old people fight WWIII.

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Re: Olde people suck
« Reply #8 on: October 05, 2009, 10:23:33 PM »
Oh man we really are the worst
A lot of them fought in WW2 which makes you cool. 

Nobody cares about WW2 anymore. Stupid old people thinking they're important just because they fought in a few battles.

Oh man we really are the worst generation.  :(
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Re: Olde people suck
« Reply #9 on: October 05, 2009, 10:28:24 PM »
They fought for themselves not for us. I swear baby boomers had the chance to make the world different and yet they fucked up.

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Re: Olde people suck
« Reply #10 on: October 05, 2009, 10:43:03 PM »
i hope you all have heartbreaking and miserable elder years, and live to be 120
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Re: Olde people suck
« Reply #11 on: October 05, 2009, 10:45:13 PM »
Not too many can claim to be WWII veterans.  The youngest you'd have to be born to fight in it would be 1928, or 81 years old today.  Most old people would have been too old for Vietnam, too young for WWII, and too young for most of the Korean war.

As for me 30 is getting to be too old.  I can't imagine being 40.
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Re: Olde people suck
« Reply #12 on: October 05, 2009, 10:45:56 PM »
i hope you all have heartbreaking and miserable elder years, and live to be 120

i'd say that the first part is guaranteed if their not-so-elder years are any indicator
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Re: Olde people suck
« Reply #13 on: October 05, 2009, 10:47:33 PM »
Not too many can claim to be WWII veterans.  The youngest you'd have to be born to fight in it would be 1928, or 81 years old today.  Most old people would have been too old for Vietnam, too young for WWII, and too young for most of the Korean war.

As for me 30 is getting to be too old.  I can't imagine being 40.
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Re: Olde people suck
« Reply #14 on: October 05, 2009, 10:50:43 PM »
i hope you all have heartbreaking and miserable elder years, and live to be 120
Most old people have failed humanity. Now we have to pick up their shit and try to fix it as best we can.

Old people :piss2 

Also what Zero Hero said. Age I've found is a state of mind if anything.
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Re: Olde people suck
« Reply #15 on: October 05, 2009, 10:55:06 PM »
no, you're going to fail humanity twice as hard

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Re: Olde people suck
« Reply #16 on: October 05, 2009, 10:55:37 PM »
Old people suck as much as young people.  Somewhere between mid-20 and 60 is the golden time for living.

Though, young people suck mentally and old people suck physically.  Get an robot to stick an old guy's brain in and he'll be fine.
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Re: Olde people suck
« Reply #17 on: October 05, 2009, 10:57:08 PM »
no, you're going to fail humanity twice as hard

real talk
I know this is true but there is always hope. Most old people are useless.
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Re: Olde people suck
« Reply #18 on: October 05, 2009, 11:03:25 PM »
i hope you all have heartbreaking and miserable elder years, and live to be 120

i'd say that the first part is guaranteed if their not-so-elder years are any indicator
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Re: Olde people suck
« Reply #19 on: October 05, 2009, 11:08:39 PM »
this is why i know you are destined to fail

because when you say old people are useless, you're much too self-absorbed to even realize you're talking about your own mothers and fathers and grandparents, people who often made great personal sacrifices and more than likely set aside their own dreams and aspirations just to help make your life a little better than theirs

and what's your thanks?  what's your expression of gratitude?  a fucking gif of a monkey pissing

you'll fail, you'll fail hard, and it will be a well-deserved failure, because you're not just asking for it, you're begging for it
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Re: Olde people suck
« Reply #20 on: October 05, 2009, 11:09:29 PM »
no, you're going to fail humanity twice as hard

real talk
Was it something I said ???
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Re: Olde people suck
« Reply #21 on: October 05, 2009, 11:19:10 PM »
this is why i know you are destined to fail

because when you say old people are useless, you're much too self-absorbed to even realize you're talking about your own mothers and fathers and grandparents, people who often made great personal sacrifices and more than likely set aside their own dreams and aspirations just to help make your life a little better than theirs

and what's your thanks?  what's your expression of gratitude?  a fucking gif of a monkey pissing

you'll fail, you'll fail hard, and it will be a well-deserved failure, because you're not just asking for it, you're begging for it
No you're living is some deluded dream where you think old people aren't selfish, self preserving scum who thinks the world should bow to them in 'respect'. Any way I'm not talking about my parents but neither am I so deluded to think they are perfect either.

When I say old people I say old people as a generation not people who have a biological link with me since while those who do have made a sacrifice for me (which if you think about it is selfish in a sense) they continue to think the 'world' owes them something in gratitude.

Respect to the few that did something and greater respect to the few that continue to do something to make the 'world a better place'.
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Re: Olde people suck
« Reply #22 on: October 05, 2009, 11:19:43 PM »
I'm shocked the oldest of farts are doing damage control for old farts itt
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Re: Olde people suck
« Reply #23 on: October 05, 2009, 11:24:43 PM »
Many things Jin. Many things but not my parents.
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Re: Olde people suck
« Reply #24 on: October 05, 2009, 11:29:08 PM »
why do old people always dress shitty?
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Re: Olde people suck
« Reply #25 on: October 05, 2009, 11:33:07 PM »
why do old people always dress shitty?

they don't need to impress anymore

why do young people always dress shitty?

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Re: Olde people suck
« Reply #26 on: October 05, 2009, 11:33:30 PM »
White people don't have asses either.  What's up with that?
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Phoenix Dark

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Re: Olde people suck
« Reply #27 on: October 05, 2009, 11:34:18 PM »
why do old people always dress shitty?

it depends
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Re: Olde people suck
« Reply #28 on: October 05, 2009, 11:38:28 PM »
White people don't have asses either.  What's up with that?

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Re: Olde people suck
« Reply #29 on: October 05, 2009, 11:43:13 PM »
I'm surprised this thread has so many replies.
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Re: Olde people suck
« Reply #30 on: October 05, 2009, 11:44:14 PM »
White people don't have asses either.  What's up with that?

well it's bullshit

Asian people don't have asses.  White people just have small asses.

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Re: Olde people suck
« Reply #31 on: October 05, 2009, 11:44:33 PM »
Oh man we really are the worst generation.  :(

actually the hippies are

we are simultaneously the best and second worse generation ever

and that accounts for two different sets of people, not two sides of the same person

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Re: Olde people suck
« Reply #32 on: October 05, 2009, 11:55:01 PM »
There's a cultural gap in this thread, Jinfash.  In your country people respect their elders but in the USA we yell profanities out the window of our cars at them when they don't peel out after a red light.  American society.   :usacry

in america we have people that like sippin an swervin

we also have fast and furious faggots too

you see what i mean?

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Re: Olde people suck
« Reply #33 on: October 05, 2009, 11:55:58 PM »
White people don't have asses either.  What's up with that?

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Re: Olde people suck
« Reply #34 on: October 06, 2009, 12:01:07 AM »
White people don't have asses either.  What's up with that?

well it's bullshit

Asian people don't have asses.  White people just have small asses.

I have a big ass and I'm a honky :P
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Re: Olde people suck
« Reply #35 on: October 06, 2009, 12:02:54 AM »
wilde olde homo

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Re: Olde people suck
« Reply #36 on: October 06, 2009, 12:07:43 AM »
I don't necessarily like old people.  But I do respect a number of dead people.

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Re: Olde people suck
« Reply #37 on: October 06, 2009, 12:08:22 AM »
twitter generation has no right to talk

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Re: Olde people suck
« Reply #38 on: October 06, 2009, 12:11:01 AM »
I have no problems with paying respect to those whom I'm grateful for (i.e. deserve it), it just so happens that most of them are older.

If, however, you're talking about the broader definition, then please mention the instances where they demand respect that bothers you the most. Health care? Retirement? what?
Housing is another one specifically in Australia.

I don't twitter.
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Re: Olde people suck
« Reply #39 on: October 06, 2009, 12:11:01 AM »
old people are always like "i don't pay you to sit around all day!" and i'm like "actually you do"
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Re: Olde people suck
« Reply #40 on: October 06, 2009, 12:11:38 AM »
White people don't have asses either.  What's up with that?

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Fresh Prince

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Re: Olde people suck
« Reply #41 on: October 06, 2009, 12:16:50 AM »
And Jin would know of course! :teehee
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Re: Olde people suck
« Reply #42 on: October 06, 2009, 12:29:20 AM »
I don't mind old people.  In all age brackets there are people you get along with and people you don't.  I don't feel their age is the problem as much as who they are as individuals.

Shitty people will be shitty.

White people don't have asses either.  What's up with that?

well it's bullshit

Asian people don't have asses.  White people just have small asses.

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Re: Olde people suck
« Reply #43 on: October 06, 2009, 12:30:56 AM »
of course, look at my screen name. Go on, quote me. I dare you.

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Re: Olde people suck
« Reply #44 on: October 06, 2009, 12:52:37 AM »
twitter generation has no right to talk

shitty highschool years havin early 90's ball droppin assholes like yourself < us

and like i said, twitter users are much more than likely over half of the current second shittiest generation of all time, but theres some users who are just misguided, which is a place that everyone has been in their life (for a couple years at most, 10 years or even slightly under is unacceptable)

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Re: Olde people suck
« Reply #45 on: October 06, 2009, 12:55:07 AM »
I'm older, white, and my ass is v-o-l-u-p-t-u-o-u-s! :zzz
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Re: Olde people suck
« Reply #46 on: October 06, 2009, 01:02:34 AM »
zzzzz

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Re: Olde people suck
« Reply #47 on: October 06, 2009, 01:53:31 AM »
I don't mind old people.  In all age brackets there are people you get along with and people you don't.  I don't feel their age is the problem as much as who they are as individuals.

Shitty people will be shitty.

White people don't have asses either.  What's up with that?

well it's bullshit

Asian people don't have asses.  White people just have small asses.

HEY NOW.


I bet yours is to die for.  :-*
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Re: Olde people suck
« Reply #48 on: October 06, 2009, 02:00:23 AM »
Aren't you like 10 years older than her?
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Re: Olde people suck
« Reply #49 on: October 06, 2009, 04:01:33 AM »
You have to be a real prick to dislike old people. 

Most of them are harmless at worst and in general, their age and experience help them to be much easier to deal with than young'uns. 

Telling longwinded stories about the old days is pretty much their only collective flaw but I can't really blame them for that.  Almost everyone tends to think more fondly about the days that have gone by. 

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« Reply #50 on: October 06, 2009, 04:01:58 AM »
twitter generation has no right to talk

shitty highschool years havin early 90's ball droppin assholes like yourself < us

and like i said, twitter users are much more than likely over half of the current second shittiest generation of all time, but theres some users who are just misguided, which is a place that everyone has been in their life (for a couple years at most, 10 years or even slightly under is unacceptable)

I see your point, let me rephrase

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Re: Olde people suck
« Reply #51 on: October 06, 2009, 07:13:56 AM »
http://www.istrategylabs.com/twitter-2009-demographics-and-statistics/

What, exactly, is the twitter generation?




:piss The need to identify as part of or rebel against a "generation" :piss2

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Re: Olde people suck
« Reply #52 on: October 06, 2009, 07:21:37 AM »
People suck, young, old, male, female.

Such an uninteresting thing to argue about.
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Re: Olde people suck
« Reply #53 on: October 06, 2009, 07:30:46 AM »
I think the stereotype that "xyz" generations sucks is half-true and half made up.  People are usually ruder to strangers (obviously) but that they try and keep their rudeness as something that they can blame on their particular stereotype.  IE: young kids might think it's all right to tip 5% or answer their phones in a theater or something and old people walking slow in the middle of the aisle and whatever.

Regardless, Fresh Prince is probably pissed off over somebody who personally fucked him over properly so this age war is useless anyways.

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Re: Olde people suck
« Reply #54 on: October 06, 2009, 08:21:33 AM »
I don't like to generalize according to age, but I will say that when history is written the baby boomer generation will be seen as a vapid, mostly useless collection of selfish idiots.  That's pretty much indisputable.
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« Reply #55 on: October 06, 2009, 08:42:47 AM »
:piss This becoming a semi-serious thread not devolving into gay innuendo :piss2

what the fuck? Haven't you noticed my new screen name? Or how I complimented muckhole's tushie?

I don't get enough credit for what I do.

Hey, about 8 of the Icons wanted you to be Iconized after your second harsh takedown of Kosma.  demi said no, turn your scary Arab wrath on him.
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Re: Olde people suck
« Reply #56 on: October 06, 2009, 09:53:22 AM »
Aren't you like 10 years older than her?
I'm complimenting her, not hitting on her. There is a difference.
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Re: Olde people suck
« Reply #57 on: October 06, 2009, 02:46:12 PM »
don't you olde people have some busses to yell at because they tried turning while you were taking 10 years to cross the street?  stop olding up us young people's thread with all this serious business, we're trying to enjoy our lives.

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Re: Olde people suck
« Reply #58 on: October 06, 2009, 07:00:40 PM »
I was wondering why Jinfash was not made an Icon yet.  Crushed too but I see he's barely around these days.

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Re: Olde people suck
« Reply #59 on: October 06, 2009, 07:55:55 PM »
ICON JIN! no, seriously: icon jin, he's the bee's knees (note: an old person's expression)