Nah, it's fine with me. RL personal attacks from people too ugly to post their own pic - or ugly people that HAVE posted their pic - are hilarious

shaved head, beard, and a shirt that says "Jesus Did It For The Chicks" makes me incredibly better than the middle aged man having a mid-life crisis. usually people your age buy cigarillo cars, but you must think you're hip. too bad the only people that 'dig it' are the fat chicks whose biological clocks have been ticking for thousands of years.
also,
do you feel bad wearing pants that will be too tight for you in 5 years?
Do you know that I'm fucking THIRTY THREE, dude? If anything, this would be a quarter-life crisis.
I would stick my dick in your eyesocket and wear your eyeball on the tip of my cock like an olive on a swizzle stick, baby doll. Shaved head and all.