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[Great Rumbler]

The Heart Attack Grill is a fast food hamburger restaurant in Chandler, Arizona,[1] United States. It has courted controversy by serving unashamedly high-calorie menu items with controversial names. The establishment is a hospital theme restaurant: waitresses ("nurses") take orders ("prescriptions") from the customers ("patients"). A tag is put on the patient's wrist showing which foods they ordered and a "doctor" examines the "patients" with a stethoscope.

The menu includes "Single", "Double", "Triple", and "Quadruple Bypass" hamburgers,[2] ranging from 0.5 to 2 lb (0.23 to 0.91 kg) of beef (up to about 8000 calories), "Flatliner Fries" (cooked in pure lard), unfiltered cigarettes, beer and liquor, and soft drinks such as Jolt cola and Mexican Coke made with real sugar.[3] Customers over 350 lb (160 kg) in weight eat for free if they weigh in with a doctor or nurse before each burger.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heart_Attack_Grill

[Don Flamenco]

holy shit, now my time living in AZ feels incomplete

[Flannel Boy]

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The Heart Attack Grill is a fast food hamburger restaurant in Chandler, Arizona,[1] United States. It has courted controversy by serving unashamedly high-calorie menu items with controversial names. The establishment is a hospital theme restaurant: waitresses ("nurses") take orders ("prescriptions") from the customers ("patients"). A tag is put on the patient's wrist showing which foods they ordered and a "doctor" examines the "patients" with a stethoscope.

The menu includes "Single", "Double", "Triple", and "Quadruple Bypass" hamburgers,[2] ranging from 0.5 to 2 lb (0.23 to 0.91 kg) of beef (up to about 8000 calories), "Flatliner Fries" (cooked in pure lard), unfiltered cigarettes, beer and liquor, and soft drinks such as Jolt cola and Mexican Coke made with real sugar.[3] Customers over 350 lb (160 kg) in weight eat for free if they weigh in with a doctor or nurse before each burger.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heart_Attack_Grill

8000 calories is 4 days worth for me.  Jeez. :/

[Great Rumbler]

Also, the french fries cooked in pure, pig lard are all-you-can-eat. 

If you eat the 2 pound burger then one of the nurses wheels you out to your car in a wheelchair. 

[Flannel Boy]

Also, the french fries cooked in pure, pig lard are all-you-can-eat. 

If you eat the 2 pound burger then one of the nurses wheels you out to your car in a wheelchair. 

heaven forbid the customers walk to their cars to try to burn off some of the 8,000 calories they just consumed. 

[HyperZoneWasAwesome]

to be fair, most of those 8000 calories won't be absorbed into the body but will instead become very greasy diarrhea soon thereafter.

[BlueTsunami]

to be fair, most of those 8000 calories won't be absorbed into the body but will instead become very greasy diarrhea soon thereafter.

Slick toilet bowls 

[Joe Molotov]

 

[Flannel Boy]

[chronovore]

I bet I could survive such a restaurant. I can virtually eat anything without gaining a significant amount of weight.

Wait, there's pig fat? I guess I can't survive such a thing due to religious reasons. Oh and you'd have to get rid of the vegetables and cheese too.

You'll get to enjoy that until just before you're 30, at which point your metabolism will finally calm down and you'll wonder what happened to your waist. At least that's what happened for me. I miss a wearing 32" waist. 

[Van Cruncheon]

I bet I could survive such a restaurant. I can virtually eat anything without gaining a significant amount of weight.

Wait, there's pig fat? I guess I can't survive such a thing due to religious reasons. Oh and you'd have to get rid of the vegetables and cheese too.

You'll get to enjoy that until just before you're 30, at which point your metabolism will finally calm down and you'll wonder what happened to your waist. At least that's what happened for me. I miss a wearing 32" waist. 

this. i used to be 155 lbs and a 32" waist and ate whole pizzas for lunch. then i turned 25.

[Don Flamenco]

Also, the french fries cooked in pure, pig lard are all-you-can-eat. 

If you eat the 2 pound burger then one of the nurses wheels you out to your car in a wheelchair. 

heaven forbid the customers walk to their cars to try to burn off some of the 8,000 calories they just consumed. 

They aren't just calories, they're our calories, and we'll be damned if our body can just burn them off.

[Great Rumbler]

If you eat the 2 pound burger then one of the nurses wheels you out to your car in a wheelchair. 

Two pounds doesn't see like a lot.

That's about four times as much as most burger places will give on their super-large burgers.

[Great Rumbler]

If you eat the 2 pound burger then one of the nurses wheels you out to your car in a wheelchair. 

Two pounds doesn't see like a lot.

That's about four times as much as most burger places will give on their super-large burgers.

Yeah, that doesn't seem like a lot.

 

[Joe Molotov]

I had a one-pound burger at a little burger joint once, and it was massive.

[Flannel Boy]

If you eat the 2 pound burger then one of the nurses wheels you out to your car in a wheelchair. 

Two pounds doesn't see like a lot.

That's about four times as much as most burger places will give on their super-large burgers.

Yeah, that doesn't seem like a lot.

You're full of shit.
It's like eating nearly ten baconators, each one of which is 840 calories.

[BlueTsunami]

The Baconator has limp wristed meat patties and even that made me nauseous. I can't imagine eating that double bypass.

[BlueTsunami]

I think this is an esoteric case of new avatars effecting posting styles (Stanley Smugness). But I don't know, I can eat 1lb worth of boneless chicken wings but that's the max before I start hating myself.

[Great Rumbler]

I dunno chums, after consulting with the people that know me best, they pretty much all agreed I could do it.

Well, it's not like people think it's IMPOSSIBLE to eat that much, but most of us agree that consuming two pounds of meat in one sitting is, in no way, healthy or wise.

[Human Snorenado]

I can still eat a whole pizza in one sitting, but around the fifth slice or so I start to hate myself.  By slice 7, I hate everything.

[Flannel Boy]

I can still eat a whole pizza in one sitting, but around the fifth slice or so I start to hate myself.  By slice 7, I hate everything.

I already hate myself before the first bite.

But I can easily eat eight or ten slices.

[The Fake Shemp]

I can still eat a whole pizza in one sitting, but around the fifth slice or so I start to hate myself.  By slice 7, I hate everything.

I can't do this anymore.

I feel within the past year, I've hit a wall in terms of my drinking and eating. There used to be a day where Disposable White Guy and I could polish off a 100 buffalo wings and a twelve pack of beer during a movie.

Those days are long gone.

[brawndolicious]

I don't think you get the dimensions Green man, like the first time you ever see a deep dish pizza.  At first, you think it's tiny but then you have two slices and you'll feel like you have a brick up your ass.  This sandwich is a lot of bricks, man.

[Purple Filth]

I can still eat a whole pizza in one sitting, but around the fifth slice or so I start to hate myself.  By slice 7, I hate everything.

I can't do this anymore.

I feel within the past year, I've hit a wall in terms of my drinking and eating. There used to be a day where Disposable White Guy and I could polish off a 100 buffalo wings and a twelve pack of beer during a movie.

Those days are long gone.

Sadly im starting to see this as well   :'(

Especially with anything sweet, just can't tolerate it anymore.  :'(

[Cormacaroni]

I have been pretty legendary on both the eating and drinking fronts for most of my life. Possibly my finest hour was when I was sponsored for charity to eat every single item on my university's canteen menu in a single sitting. (I did it and then went to the pub).

I of course hit the same wall that my fellow oldies did, and started putting on serious poundage when I overindulged. This whole Crossfit thing has been a revelation though. Now I routinely eat two dinners on the trot again   Waist size is 31" right now.

Having said that, I don't like the looks of this place. Sheer volume doesn't impress me much anymore. I can make a far tastier burger at home for less and have fun doing it.

[Disposable White Guy]

I can still eat a whole pizza in one sitting, but around the fifth slice or so I start to hate myself.  By slice 7, I hate everything.

I can't do this anymore.

I feel within the past year, I've hit a wall in terms of my drinking and eating. There used to be a day where Disposable White Guy and I could polish off a 100 buffalo wings and a twelve pack of beer during a movie.

Those days are long gone.

We can still down 2 lbs. of chili nachos during muthafukken MONSTERFEST amirite broski? 

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[Don Flamenco]

The day I decided to drop out of med school, I ordered half of KFC's menu. That night, my bathroom looked like a crime scene. Good thing I had Chipotlaway™.

  what's chipotlaway?  I need some of that. 


aging sucks.  I love spicy food, but I think it liquidates my insides easier than it used to.

[Diunx]

I hope they are successful and open one here