Author Topic: Ughhh. Worst. Food. Ever. (Read 5397 times)

GilloD · « **on:** October 13, 2009, 03:24:54 AM »

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I showed this to my Korean coworkers and they were horiffied.

GilloD · « **Reply #1 on:** October 13, 2009, 03:27:01 AM »

The best part is when she cracks that pepper and the camera guy is like "Fat baby, you crazy" and she gives us this look like "I am just so silly with the pepper"

GilloD · « **Reply #2 on:** October 13, 2009, 03:29:21 AM »

Oh god. She has like 70 videos. One starts: "Start with 1 cup of brown sugar and 1 cuo of orange juice concentrate". That's like 400000000000000000000000000000000000000000 grams of sugar. Jesus.

demi · « **Reply #3 on:** October 13, 2009, 03:34:50 AM »

Koreans? Scared of actually eating? Thats why they all look so emaciated. She's just a wholesome woman who does what women SHOULD BE DOING - best.

I wish she was my wife.

duckman2000 · « **Reply #4 on:** October 13, 2009, 03:47:57 AM »

And, of course, half a bucket of mayo.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #5 on:** October 13, 2009, 03:50:19 AM »

was expecting chicken noodle oatmeal

duckman2000 · « **Reply #6 on:** October 13, 2009, 03:50:55 AM »

She's so fat in the face that she can barely fucking see OMFG

TEEEPO · « **Reply #7 on:** October 13, 2009, 03:54:00 AM »

Tieno · « **Reply #8 on:** October 13, 2009, 05:45:17 AM »

Quote from: duckman2000 on October 13, 2009, 03:50:55 AM

She's so fat in the face that she can barely fucking see OMFG

It's an achievement, what it is.

Only in america

Brehvolution · « **Reply #9 on:** October 13, 2009, 10:25:19 AM »

This is why I'm fat
This is why I'm fat
This is why, this is why, this is why I'm fat.

Bocsius · « **Reply #10 on:** October 13, 2009, 10:56:07 AM »

Why America is fat:

There are places that sell hamburgers that use Krispy Kreme doughnuts for the bun.

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Barry Egan · « **Reply #11 on:** October 13, 2009, 11:01:19 AM »

Quote from: Jinfash on October 13, 2009, 10:59:26 AM

~~Where? I need to see it to believe it.~~

Edit: oh my... Holy shi... No fucking...

Jealous?

Bocsius · « **Reply #12 on:** October 13, 2009, 11:04:04 AM »

To be fair, that was a homemade version, probably by that Simply Sara lady.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #13 on:** October 13, 2009, 11:26:57 AM »

although "fossilized bones in rice pit" looks appealing, I think I'll stick with the krispy kreme donut burger.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #14 on:** October 13, 2009, 11:41:25 AM »

duckman2000 · « **Reply #15 on:** October 13, 2009, 11:50:03 AM »

And all of her cooking is based on prepackaged, processed foods and concentrated blends. I bet she writes cookbooks for her church.

Kestastrophe · « **Reply #16 on:** October 13, 2009, 11:52:19 AM »

Casual Empiricism: I've noticed that the students at college this year appear to be noticeably heavier than they were last year. There is still a disproportionate amount of hot chicks, but students on the whole are heavier

It's kind of sad to see the traditionally healthiest demographic regress like that $:-\$

Quote from: duckman2000 on October 13, 2009, 11:50:03 AM

And all of her cooking is based on prepackaged, processed foods and concentrated blends. I bet she writes cookbooks for her church.

Probably. The first thing I thought of when I watched it was it looked like a dish that a distant relative on my mom's side would bring to a family reunion (they're a bunch of fatty hillbillies).

duckman2000 · « **Reply #17 on:** October 13, 2009, 12:19:11 PM »

I don't think shitty food qualifies as a poison for the body. And I don't think they are in any rush to add shitty food to the list.

Kestastrophe · « **Reply #18 on:** October 13, 2009, 12:20:12 PM »

Quote from: mojovonio on October 13, 2009, 12:13:27 PM

I never said they're fat BECAUSE of their religion, but shouldn't their faith prevent it?

Except religions (at least most Christian religions that I'm familiar with) are built around picking and choosing which commandments/teachings they choose to follow and politicize, and which to ignore. See: anything gay related, racism etc.

duckman2000 · « **Reply #19 on:** October 13, 2009, 12:22:30 PM »

Well, she does call herself Sinful Sara. Food and thongs, oh my.

Himu · « **Reply #20 on:** October 13, 2009, 12:29:22 PM »

Quote from: Jinfash on October 13, 2009, 11:07:43 AM

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And yes, that's rice, not sand.

Wait. So these muslims call pigs foul and yet here they are, eating like pigs?

Kestastrophe · « **Reply #21 on:** October 13, 2009, 12:32:31 PM »

Quote from: duckman2000 on October 13, 2009, 12:22:30 PM

Well, she does call herself Sinful Sara. Food and thongs, oh my.

She gotta ass that'll swallow up a G-String, and up top ungh, two bee stings

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #22 on:** October 13, 2009, 12:33:21 PM »

Green Man: I could eat two bowls of that salad.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #23 on:** October 13, 2009, 12:37:58 PM »

Quote from: Jinfash on October 13, 2009, 12:35:56 PM

Quote from: Himuro on October 13, 2009, 12:29:22 PM
Wait. So these muslims call pigs foul and yet here they are, eating like pigs?

Oh you crazy rebel, stop.

Your fatwas don't scare Himuro or Rushdie

Himu · « **Reply #24 on:** October 13, 2009, 12:38:20 PM »

Quote from: Jinfash on October 13, 2009, 12:35:56 PM

Quote from: Himuro on October 13, 2009, 12:29:22 PM
Wait. So these muslims call pigs foul and yet here they are, eating like pigs?

Oh you crazy rebel, stop.

But it's true though, this is how we usually eat. Every single one of us; disgusting!

Huh? I know you're kidding. Please tell me you are.

I like how they have pepsi's next to them. Have a huge pan full of rice and camel carcass and a pepsi.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #25 on:** October 13, 2009, 02:05:21 PM »

She's not gasping for air. It's the anticipation that is making her breathless.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #26 on:** October 13, 2009, 02:23:09 PM »

Quote from: Edge™ of Kosma on October 13, 2009, 02:11:24 PM

Dont you feel bad for her?

No. She is working hard to make herself look that way. No normal or sane person is going to eat that shit.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #27 on:** October 13, 2009, 02:25:45 PM »

The GAF thread is an abortion: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?s=084160e5b5324714a9b8ceef19c31e16&t=376900

The only "good" thing to come out of it:

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #28 on:** October 13, 2009, 08:52:48 PM »

The worst is that it's basically fat and sugar in liquid form with bits of pasta and "veggies" suspended in it.

I like sauces more then the next guy, but fffuuu

GoofyGoober · « **Reply #29 on:** October 13, 2009, 10:19:35 PM »

I didn't see the part she put sugar in, but it was like 1 gallon of Mayo to .5 LB of noodles.

Mama had it rite, a salad liquid with noodles and onion/celery bits now and then.

I hate macaroni salad as it's typcially to much dressing but that is the worst I've ever seen and made me quesy.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #30 on:** October 13, 2009, 10:32:25 PM »

Is she from the south? Just going off of her accent, between all the wheezes and gasps...

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #31 on:** October 13, 2009, 10:53:25 PM »

Holy fucking christ. I was starting to gag as soon as she added the mayo. I couldn't even imagine eating that.

duckman2000 · « **Reply #32 on:** October 13, 2009, 10:58:34 PM »

To be fair, Sara here is plenty cooler than the fauxhawk dude who films himself making faces to the audio of her cooking.

EvilBoris · « **Reply #33 on:** October 14, 2009, 01:44:32 AM »

nightmarish.. I could only watch a minute. have to flick through some food porn now

http://www.timeoutsydney.com.au/restaurants/sydneyfoodawards/

Bildi · « **Reply #34 on:** October 14, 2009, 02:05:20 AM »

I started to gag at 0:05. The worst was when she put it in her mouth at the end.

[youtube=560,345]Vg4E3WqqU1I[/youtube]

Faith in cooking (and humanity in general) restored.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #35 on:** October 14, 2009, 03:06:55 AM »

Fucking Area Giovanni man. FUuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #36 on:** October 14, 2009, 03:07:57 AM »

Metal spatula on a teflon pan

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #37 on:** October 14, 2009, 03:08:59 AM »

She put the egg in a cold pan too bu bu bu dem' titties

Bildi · « **Reply #38 on:** October 14, 2009, 03:56:11 AM »

Less cookin'.

More motorboatin'.

GoofyGoober · « **Reply #39 on:** October 14, 2009, 06:05:03 AM »

at the nerdcore pointing out metal on teflon and putting the cooking spray on a cold pan. Most people would be watching the boobs

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #40 on:** October 14, 2009, 06:31:50 AM »

poke poke

Metal spatula on the pan makes me cringe. $:-\$

Brehvolution · « **Reply #41 on:** October 14, 2009, 10:12:24 AM »

Didn't see a spatula or a pan.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #42 on:** October 14, 2009, 09:59:11 PM »

The video completely blows my mind. A cup of fucking sugar in macaroni salad? I've never seen my mom, grandma, aunt, etc put any sugar in that; nor have I ever put sugar in mine.

I can't even suggest it's a White Thing because I've had macaroni salad at many white peoples' houses and never noticed sugar

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #43 on:** October 14, 2009, 10:04:39 PM »

M3wThr33 · « **Reply #44 on:** October 14, 2009, 10:22:02 PM »

Quote from: mojovonio on October 13, 2009, 12:20:55 PM

Wait, WHY DID SHE LIST THE AMOUNT OF CALORIES AND FAT IN THE MAYONNAISE!

WTF is wrong with this woman. She seems out of breath even from the seemingly mild activity she's doing.

SOMEONE STOP HER!

Yeah. At first I thought it was a parody video until I saw the others.
She just doesn't care.

Himu · « **Reply #45 on:** October 14, 2009, 10:29:52 PM »

Quote from: GoofyGoober on October 14, 2009, 06:05:03 AM

at the nerdcore pointing out metal on teflon and putting the cooking spray on a cold pan. Most people would be watching the boobs

Huh? It's one of the basics of cooking. You don't do that shit. But yeah the boobs are awesome.

duckman2000 · « **Reply #46 on:** October 14, 2009, 11:22:19 PM »

Quote from: Malek on October 14, 2009, 10:04:39 PM

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OMG

Bildi · « **Reply #47 on:** October 14, 2009, 11:31:36 PM »

I looked at one of her other videos and .... HER EARS ARE FAT. HER FUCKING EARS ARE OBESE.

[youtube=560,345]H8EecQR4OlY[/youtube]

duckman2000 · « **Reply #48 on:** October 14, 2009, 11:34:09 PM »

Yeah, she's definitely the whole package. But despite being nauseated by it, I'll give her credit for sticking to her guns and doing whatever the fuck she wants. The calorie counter suggests that she's well aware of it, so what the hell, go on girl, treat that body like a temple of doom.

And she's still cooler than this dude:

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Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #49 on:** October 14, 2009, 11:38:17 PM »

yeah, that dude has labeled himself a waste just by sticking his face on youtube

wifebeater, unshaven, douche necklace - and hey, nice hair, gimp!

i love certain southern foods which might make some of you delicate flower bodytemple types shudder, but i'll admit sugaring up your macaroni salad is pretty insane

duckman2000 · « **Reply #50 on:** October 14, 2009, 11:43:45 PM »

I'm down for some southern decadence from time to time, but yeah, there are limits. This doesn't seem so much southern as it does stupid.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #51 on:** October 14, 2009, 11:45:42 PM »

I'll admit that that stuffed chicken recipe looked tasty. maybe a tad bit too much parmesan but I'm still young

however, Aria's egg looked kind of pitiful with no cheese or garlic or anything even slightly creative. I know that that (cooking) not the point of the video but it shows how you can't really combine porning and cooking and end up with a decent end result in either.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #52 on:** October 14, 2009, 11:47:27 PM »

Quote from: am nintenho on October 14, 2009, 11:45:42 PM

however, Aria's egg looked kind of pitiful with no cheese or garlic or anything even slightly creative. I know that that (cooking) not the point of the video but it shows how you can't really combine porning and cooking.

I actually eat fried eggs with just some salt and pepper (Sunny side up too, I don't understand why people are afraid and need it over easy). Some buttered toast and you've got a simple but good breakfast.

Himu · « **Reply #53 on:** October 14, 2009, 11:55:20 PM »

sunny side up

with salt and pepper

brawndolicious · « **Reply #54 on:** October 14, 2009, 11:55:25 PM »

It's not bad if you actually do that but you shouldn't make a video of it.

duckman2000 · « **Reply #55 on:** October 14, 2009, 11:57:18 PM »

Fried eggs with goat cheese and black pepper

Salt

Himu · « **Reply #56 on:** October 14, 2009, 11:58:10 PM »

Pissing on salt on eggs? WTF

duckman2000 · « **Reply #57 on:** October 14, 2009, 11:59:03 PM »

Salt is for people that don't know how to use spices.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #58 on:** October 14, 2009, 11:59:59 PM »

Quote from: am nintenho on October 14, 2009, 11:45:42 PM

I know that that (cooking) not the point of the video

are you sure? are you sure that you know this?

Himu · « **Reply #59 on:** October 15, 2009, 12:00:03 AM »

Quote from: duckman2000 on October 14, 2009, 11:59:03 PM

Salt is for people that don't know how to use spices.

Whaaaat?

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