Author Topic: Poland is to EU as .... is to USA? (Read 2292 times)

Tieno · « **on:** October 15, 2009, 03:18:05 PM »

Genuinely curious, what's the Poland of USA?

Reb · « **Reply #1 on:** October 15, 2009, 03:19:06 PM »

Some southern state full of distinguished mentally-challenged fellows.

demi · « **Reply #2 on:** October 15, 2009, 03:19:58 PM »

Florida

demi · « **Reply #3 on:** October 15, 2009, 03:20:33 PM »

Hm... maybe Michigan. I think PD is the Borys of America.

Bocsius · « **Reply #4 on:** October 15, 2009, 03:21:52 PM »

Well, there is that classic Loveline game "Florida or Germany.."

But since Poland isn't Germany (thanks to the US

), I guess it can't be Florida.

Default: West Virginia.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #5 on:** October 15, 2009, 03:26:47 PM »

I wonder how many American states have a literacy rate of 99.8% or a homicide rate of 1.28 per 100,000.

duckman2000 · « **Reply #6 on:** October 15, 2009, 03:27:45 PM »

Quote from: demi on October 15, 2009, 03:20:33 PM

Hm... maybe Michigan. I think PD is the Borys of America.

Michigan has Ann Arbor, although I suppose that advantage is lessened somewhat by its proximity to Ypsilanti. Ohio, though, is a real contender here.

Bocsius · « **Reply #7 on:** October 15, 2009, 03:34:13 PM »

In actuality, it seems Poland may very well be our Poland.

archie4208 · « **Reply #8 on:** October 15, 2009, 03:37:00 PM »

Alabama

Kestastrophe · « **Reply #9 on:** October 15, 2009, 03:44:55 PM »

What quality makes Poland, Poland? If its just distinguished mentally-challenged fellow density, then it has to be Texas. I am certain that there is some "six degrees of separation" analysis where everything shitty over the last 20 years has some relationship to Texas.

tiesto · « **Reply #10 on:** October 15, 2009, 03:47:10 PM »

Buffalo, specifically the suburb of Cheektowaga. Lots of polacks there. Unfortunately, it being Buffalo, most of them are fat $:-\$ $:-\$ $:-\$

Tieno · « **Reply #11 on:** October 15, 2009, 04:26:21 PM »

Quote from: Kestastrophe on October 15, 2009, 03:44:55 PM

What quality makes Poland, Poland? If its just distinguished mentally-challenged fellow density, then it has to be Texas. I am certain that there is some "six degrees of separation" analysis where everything shitty over the last 20 years has some relationship to Texas.

Borys makes Poland. Hardly know anything about the country, but that's enough.

duckman2000 · « **Reply #12 on:** October 15, 2009, 04:31:25 PM »

Quote from: Tieno on October 15, 2009, 04:26:21 PM

Borys makes Poland. Hardly know anything about the country, but that's enough.

A lot of pollution, and Polish lingonberry thieves constantly get mistaken for game during hunting season in Sweden. Also, they are really bad at war and prone to complete invasion. And yeah, Borys.

Reb · « **Reply #13 on:** October 15, 2009, 04:44:05 PM »

Well the Polish seem to be good at list wars.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #14 on:** October 15, 2009, 04:47:32 PM »

and sausage.

tiesto · « **Reply #15 on:** October 15, 2009, 05:11:10 PM »

And dodging AIDS

Reb · « **Reply #16 on:** October 15, 2009, 05:24:23 PM »

stomping expensive garments

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #17 on:** October 15, 2009, 05:29:14 PM »

I wouldn't pick one state in particular- instead I'd give it to a region, like Appalachia. Backwoods, poorly educated, bad teeth and don't like outsiders/black people.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #18 on:** October 15, 2009, 05:35:22 PM »

Quote from: The Card Cheat on October 15, 2009, 05:29:14 PM

I wouldn't pick one state in particular- instead I'd give it to a region, like Appalachia. Backwoods, poorly educated, bad teeth and don't like outsiders/black people.

Same difference really. *spits in mah jug*

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Kara · « **Reply #19 on:** October 15, 2009, 06:39:50 PM »

There isn't internal population pressure of that big a margin here to warrant a comparison AFAIK. We just put shitholes like South Carolina on welfare. I wish someone would invade them. (Again.)

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #20 on:** October 15, 2009, 06:43:49 PM »

Quote from: duckman2000 on October 15, 2009, 03:27:45 PM

Quote from: demi on October 15, 2009, 03:20:33 PM
Hm... maybe Michigan. I think PD is the Borys of America.

Michigan has Ann Arbor, although I suppose that advantage is lessened somewhat by its proximity to Ypsilanti. Ohio, though, is a real contender here.

Big words from someone who wasn't born there

demi · « **Reply #21 on:** October 15, 2009, 07:17:46 PM »

Ohio has precious Cedar Point. Michigan has...

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #22 on:** October 15, 2009, 07:36:22 PM »

Any Appalachian state would qualify.

Michigan is more like central Europe (like Czech Republic or Hungary)

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #23 on:** October 15, 2009, 07:42:04 PM »

Quote from: Edge™ of Kosma on October 15, 2009, 07:36:47 PM

Quote from: T EXP on October 15, 2009, 07:36:22 PM
Any Appalachian state would qualify.

Michigan is more like central Europe (like Czech Republic or Hungary)

Poland is central europe.

The UN disagrees:

http://unstats.un.org/unsd/methods/m49/m49regin.htm#europe

Quote

Eastern Europe
Belarus
Bulgaria
Czech Republic
Hungary
Poland
Republic of Moldova
Romania
Russian Federation
Slovakia
Ukraine

duckman2000 · « **Reply #24 on:** October 15, 2009, 07:42:24 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 15, 2009, 06:43:49 PM

Quote from: duckman2000 on October 15, 2009, 03:27:45 PM
Quote from: demi on October 15, 2009, 03:20:33 PM
Hm... maybe Michigan. I think PD is the Borys of America.

Michigan has Ann Arbor, although I suppose that advantage is lessened somewhat by its proximity to Ypsilanti. Ohio, though, is a real contender here.

Big words from someone who wasn't born there

I'd probably hate everything if I was born, raised and currently living in Michigan. Ann Arbor is the sole oasis of enlightenment in this pubic hair on the urinal of mankind.

tiesto · « **Reply #25 on:** October 15, 2009, 07:45:09 PM »

In terms of GDP, well, Missouri

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #26 on:** October 15, 2009, 07:46:54 PM »

Actually, Missouri being the American Poland does make sense.

duckman2000 · « **Reply #27 on:** October 15, 2009, 07:47:28 PM »

Quote from: Edge™ of Kosma on October 15, 2009, 07:46:08 PM

Its a matter of defition. If

Lulz, Kosma flipping out and losing it again.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #28 on:** October 15, 2009, 07:50:52 PM »

Quote from: Edge™ of Kosma on October 15, 2009, 07:46:08 PM

The UN doesnt include Central Europe as a region even Malek. So stop acting smart.

"Central" sounds made up, as if poor Eastern European countries--like Poland--are re-branding.

Come visit CENTRAL Europe.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #29 on:** October 15, 2009, 07:53:05 PM »

Quote from: Edge™ of Kosma on October 15, 2009, 07:50:13 PM

Here Malek some reading on Central Europe. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Central_Europe

Too busy reading up on Eastern Europe http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eastern_Europe

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #30 on:** October 15, 2009, 07:54:21 PM »

Poland is to the EU as Mexico is to the US. This is because of the cheap labour etc.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #31 on:** October 15, 2009, 07:55:24 PM »

Kentucky = Republic of Moldova

Clay County, Kentucky = Transdniester

Oblivion · « **Reply #32 on:** October 15, 2009, 08:02:28 PM »

Quote from: demi on October 15, 2009, 03:20:33 PM

Hm... maybe Michigan. I think PD is the Borys of America.

Does that make fistfulofmetal the kosma of America?

Bocsius · « **Reply #33 on:** October 15, 2009, 08:17:21 PM »

Quote from: Edge™ of Kosma on October 15, 2009, 07:56:09 PM

Quote from: Malek on October 15, 2009, 07:53:05 PM
Quote from: Edge™ of Kosma on October 15, 2009, 07:50:13 PM
Here Malek some reading on Central Europe. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Central_Europe

Too busy reading up on Eastern Europe http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eastern_Europe

Yeah just looking at all the maps and divisions shows how clear everything is in Europe. On one map youre Eastern Europe, on the other Central.

And on both maps, you're still Polish.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #34 on:** October 15, 2009, 10:09:40 PM »

Canada

Kara · « **Reply #35 on:** October 15, 2009, 11:38:51 PM »

Why can't Central Europe be a subdivision of Eastern Europe? It's a bit nonsensical but that's how I've usually arranged it.

Or is Malek just trolling. If he is excuse my tangent.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #36 on:** October 16, 2009, 12:30:23 AM »

I would just say that it's central europe geographically and eastern europe wrt having been a part of the soviet union.

Tiesto's map suggests Poland is somewhere in the agricultural areas, I guess Nebraska?

Mandark · « **Reply #37 on:** October 16, 2009, 12:52:38 AM »

Quote from: Malek on October 15, 2009, 03:26:47 PM

I wonder how many American states have a literacy rate of 99.8% or a homicide rate of 1.28 per 100,000.

They don't measure real literacy, just how many people can read Polish.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #38 on:** October 16, 2009, 03:16:28 AM »

Isn't it kinda ironic that New York and Netherlands have the same GDP?

duckman2000 · « **Reply #39 on:** October 16, 2009, 04:03:37 AM »

Quote from: Borys on October 16, 2009, 02:26:04 AM

Poland = Mexico

I can agree with that.

Nonsense. Mexico is more like Greece. A bit dirty, but also pretty. Poland is just failed industry.

Kara · « **Reply #40 on:** October 16, 2009, 01:40:34 PM »

Quote from: Edge™ of Kosma on October 16, 2009, 06:03:53 AM

Quote from: Borys on October 16, 2009, 02:26:04 AM
Poland = Mexico

I can agree with that.

Were not good enough in Football to be Mexico.

Rest easy, Mexico isn't good in football either.

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Author Topic: Poland is to EU as .... is to USA? (Read 2292 times)