Author Topic: Secret Santa 2009: SHOW OFF WHAT YOU GOT, BITCHES! (Read 103394 times)

Reb · « **Reply #300 on:** December 11, 2009, 03:28:58 PM »

Hope my gift comes soon.

Reb · « **Reply #301 on:** December 12, 2009, 02:57:20 AM »

Score! They're only available in december at one local dutch supermarket chain. So good luck with that!

Akala · « **Reply #302 on:** December 12, 2009, 09:03:07 AM »

GilloD · « **Reply #303 on:** December 13, 2009, 07:00:05 AM »

Sent my gifts off! I think my recipent will enjoy. Nothing too fancy, just some weirdo Korean snacks and trinkets.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #304 on:** December 14, 2009, 01:33:38 AM »

Oklahoma-Bore

Bildi · « **Reply #305 on:** December 14, 2009, 01:43:33 AM »

Awesome gifts.

I wonder if those little smudges mean Joe is left-handed? I only mention it because when you start stalking someone it's those little details that help keep you motivated.

The Sceneman · « **Reply #306 on:** December 14, 2009, 01:46:48 AM »

fuck yeah, Last Dragon!

chronovore · « **Reply #307 on:** December 14, 2009, 10:56:58 AM »

Quote from: The Sceneman on December 14, 2009, 01:46:48 AM

fuck yeah, Last Dragon!

You got the glow? I heard you need the glow.

The Sceneman · « **Reply #308 on:** December 14, 2009, 01:36:56 PM »

Ive got the soundtrack on vinyl, great for parties!

demi · « **Reply #309 on:** December 14, 2009, 01:42:09 PM »

Joe has such hot writing. You should go suck his cock Business.

tehjaybo · « **Reply #310 on:** December 14, 2009, 02:34:55 PM »

Quote from: Groo on December 14, 2009, 01:55:34 AM

I shippedy-doo-dahd my Santa package today.
Watch out for Gundam-shaped flesh lights and lactating school girls' undies in your mailbox soon!

Sounds like a lucky santa-to-be!

Ganhyun · « **Reply #311 on:** December 14, 2009, 03:17:01 PM »

Unsure on the status of the gifts my santa is sending to me. Got a pm a while back stating Id be getting 2 packages. Got 1 from California a while back, but so far nothing else. Being as I have mail issues at times, I hope everything is ok. *

*Translated. I was asked to wait until I got both packages before opening. Im anxious to open my SS stuff from my Santa, so I'm hoping my mailman didn't steal the other package or something.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #312 on:** December 14, 2009, 06:00:31 PM »

Quote from: The Business on December 14, 2009, 01:25:47 AM

A handwritten note from my secret santa! Joe Molotov, thank you very much for being so generous. Merry Christmas!

I hope you enjoy it.

I wasn't really sure what to get you, so I just kinda took a stab in the dark.

Quote from: Bildi on December 14, 2009, 01:43:33 AM

Awesome gifts.

I wonder if those little smudges mean Joe is left-handed? I only mention it because when you start stalking someone it's those little details that help keep you motivated.

Actually, I'm right-handed but I write with my hand crooked over like a left-handed person. I don't know why I learned to write like that, but by the time somebody told me "UR DOING IT WRONG!" I was already set in my ways, writing slow and getting killer hand cramps. Then somebody invented the Internet and Microsoft Word, hooray for typing!

Brehvolution · « **Reply #313 on:** December 15, 2009, 09:13:29 AM »

My gift should be bought and shipped tomorrow.

tehjaybo · « **Reply #314 on:** December 15, 2009, 11:02:34 AM »

My recipient should get their package tomorrow. So maybe one of those frowns will be turned upside down.

Reb · « **Reply #315 on:** December 15, 2009, 04:18:52 PM »

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #316 on:** December 15, 2009, 04:20:56 PM »

I got my gift and my recipient got theirs. As far as I'm concerned, Secret Santa is over. Too bad. Better luck next year, guys.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #317 on:** December 15, 2009, 04:42:25 PM »

If you don't get your presents by Christmas, you can bitch and moan. Until then, calm down.

The Sceneman · « **Reply #318 on:** December 15, 2009, 04:43:38 PM »

My gift should have arrived by now.... my worst fear is that it got lost in the post somewhere

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #319 on:** December 15, 2009, 04:46:31 PM »

Quote from: The Sceneman on December 15, 2009, 04:43:38 PM

My gift should have arrived by now.... my worst fear is that it got lost in the post somewhere

Your person rarely ever posts, so he might have it.

GoofyGoober · « **Reply #320 on:** December 15, 2009, 09:22:51 PM »

I hope the frowns get healed soon.

My only regret is I didn't wrap the contents. So my recipient, sorry for not wrapping. Well that and due to shipping costs I cheeped out and got a small shipping box.

GoofyGoober · « **Reply #321 on:** December 15, 2009, 09:56:11 PM »

I totally considered grabbing a box from work. But a customer box to Japan was sitting at $30 for shipping. The small box was $13. The next larger was $20.

Money was super tight, I should have sprung for the larger box so I could have kept one item in it's retail package.

GilloD · « **Reply #322 on:** December 15, 2009, 10:58:25 PM »

I didn't get mine yet, but the Korean Customs office is fucking batty as hell, so we'll see. I mailed mine out on Monday- They said 2 weeks, but we've actually been seeing times more like 1 week with other packages. Teehee.

muckhole · « **Reply #323 on:** December 16, 2009, 11:27:55 AM »

Package at the post office!

TEEEPO · « **Reply #324 on:** December 16, 2009, 12:47:51 PM »

everyday i'm getting packages in the mail thinking they're from my secret santa, only to hastly open the box before reading where it's from and giving a sigh in disappointment :'(

Brehvolution · « **Reply #325 on:** December 16, 2009, 01:34:31 PM »

My gift ships today.

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$98 just in shipping $:-\$

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tehjaybo · « **Reply #326 on:** December 16, 2009, 01:36:14 PM »

Quote from: Zero Hero EDGE™ on December 16, 2009, 01:34:31 PM

My gift ships today.

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I got lucky, mine was only around $20-$30...

Dedication

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Ganhyun · « **Reply #327 on:** December 16, 2009, 01:57:47 PM »

Quote from: Zero Hero EDGE™ on December 16, 2009, 01:34:31 PM

My gift ships today.

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damn!

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #328 on:** December 16, 2009, 02:00:19 PM »

I never got my gift. fuck you guys.

jk, wish I would've gotten in on this. can we do "secret easter bunny" or something...

muckhole · « **Reply #329 on:** December 16, 2009, 02:57:39 PM »

My gifts!

(Apologies if these next two show up rotated, it seems to be a problem with Photobucket that no amount of editing, re-uploading or clearing my cache seems to fix)

Looking good, Viggo! My Secret Santa reveals himself to be Akala.

But wait, there's more!

Akala was kind enough to use electrical tape on the wrapping, so as to save me from being shocked by his awesome giftage.

And here's the haul in it's glory.

A copy of Cormac McCarthy's The Road, a Bluray of There's Something About Mary, a Bluray of Bruno, a container of Tony Chachere's Creole seasoning, an Aunt Sally's Original Praline, and a personal note from the man himself, Akala.

Excellent gifts, thank you so much Akala! Merry Christmas!

(Again, sorry for the giant pics, Photobucket's editing tools just dont seem to be working for me today.)

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #330 on:** December 16, 2009, 04:50:12 PM »

Quote from: muckhole on December 16, 2009, 02:57:39 PM

(Again, sorry for the giant pics, Photobucket's editing tools just dont seem to be working for me today.)

Your enormous 320×240 pictures just aren't going to cut it around here, muckhole. Leper this filth.

Ganhyun · « **Reply #331 on:** December 16, 2009, 04:54:05 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov® EDGE™ on December 16, 2009, 04:50:12 PM

Quote from: muckhole on December 16, 2009, 02:57:39 PM
(Again, sorry for the giant pics, Photobucket's editing tools just dont seem to be working for me today.)

Your enormous 320×240 pictures just aren't going to cut it around here, muckhole. Leper this filth.

Giant cock pics?

*Looks at pics and sees SS stuff instead of giant cock pics*

FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

Seriously though,they aren't that big on the screen.

Akala · « **Reply #332 on:** December 16, 2009, 06:46:14 PM »

Brehvolution · « **Reply #333 on:** December 16, 2009, 07:04:05 PM »

Quote from: Ganhyun on December 16, 2009, 04:54:05 PM

Quote from: Joe Molotov® EDGE™ on December 16, 2009, 04:50:12 PM
Quote from: muckhole on December 16, 2009, 02:57:39 PM
(Again, sorry for the giant pics, Photobucket's editing tools just dont seem to be working for me today.)

Your enormous 320×240 pictures just aren't going to cut it around here, muckhole. Leper this filth.

Giant cock pics?

I sent cock pics with my gift.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #334 on:** December 16, 2009, 09:17:56 PM »

One upped again.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #335 on:** December 16, 2009, 09:57:42 PM »

Tehyjaybo is in one of those movies.

Check that DVD in the sleeve.

muckhole · « **Reply #336 on:** December 16, 2009, 11:22:21 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov® EDGE™ on December 16, 2009, 04:50:12 PM

Quote from: muckhole on December 16, 2009, 02:57:39 PM
(Again, sorry for the giant pics, Photobucket's editing tools just dont seem to be working for me today.)

Your enormous 320×240 pictures just aren't going to cut it around here, muckhole. Leper this filth.

That's odd, I'm now at my gf's, and the pics are still super huge (1024X768) on her browser too.

I blame Windows 7! Leper Joe Molotov! Ban Harry Lime!

GilloD · « **Reply #337 on:** December 16, 2009, 11:36:20 PM »

Gaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh where is miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine. Alternately, I hope my package gets to it's recipent soon. I feel kind of bad, I didn't pack it full of DVDs and Comic Books, but it has some unique stuff.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #338 on:** December 16, 2009, 11:42:48 PM »

Not Christmas yet, bitches. Stop with the whining.

GoofyGoober · « **Reply #339 on:** December 17, 2009, 12:08:24 AM »

Awesome gifts TehJaybo.

tehjaybo · « **Reply #340 on:** December 17, 2009, 12:16:40 AM »

I'm glad you like it, man! And yes, I'm in the sleeved dvd. The title is Brains! The Zombie Musical! and it is a student film. It's on par with the rest of the movies, which are all absolutely terrible, haha. Let me know if you watch them and what your reaction is. I would love to tell the director what someone who enjoys horror movies thought of our sham of a movie!

Glad it got there in one piece that that you liked it!

tehjaybo · « **Reply #341 on:** December 17, 2009, 11:27:51 AM »

I was woken up today by a car horn honking in front of my house. I stumbled out in my Halo boxers to be greeted by a mailman giving me a very odd look. What, he woke me up, I wasn't getting dressed! He handed me a pad and said "Sign please.... sir....." I signed and got my package, which was from JAPAN! I squealed and jumped for joy, because only two things come from Japan, and this was no giant robot, unless it was in pieces. It was... MY SECRET SANTA GIFT!!!!!!1!!
[Names blanked to protect the innocent.]

After fidgeting with the strange Japanese box for around 15 minutes trying to figure out how to open it (there weren't any seams that I could see!!) I decided to use good 'ol Kentucky know-how. I pulled the box-cutter off of my belt. (I was now wearing pants) My secret santa revealed himself to be... Groo!

All the pretty packages... what could I do? Oh yeah, OPEN THEM!

What have we here....
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- A handkerchief map of Tokyo
- 3 various Japanese snack/candy items which look tasty!
- What appears to be either a puzzle, or landmarks from Japan. Awesome!
- A T-shirt with Santa punching a child while saying "I'm not daddy!"

On the back it says "Merry Christmas!" while Santa chokeholds one child and karate chops another.

Groo

Fun fact, I used to do that kind of iron-down bead art. This makes me want to do it even more! Time to find some pegboards and some beads!

archie4208 · « **Reply #342 on:** December 17, 2009, 11:56:32 AM »

Those snacks look tasty.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #343 on:** December 17, 2009, 11:59:06 AM »

Those snacks are from Muji! Awesome Engrish shirt!

Groo, did you make the Bubble Bobble guys? I made my wife those for Christmas, too.

tehjaybo · « **Reply #344 on:** December 17, 2009, 12:19:46 PM »

Quote from: distantmantra on December 17, 2009, 11:59:06 AM

Groo, did you make the Bubble Bobble guys? I made my wife those for Christmas, too.

Is that some kind of marriage ritual? Am I Groo's waifu now?

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Ganhyun · « **Reply #345 on:** December 17, 2009, 12:25:47 PM »

Groo!!

Brehvolution · « **Reply #346 on:** December 17, 2009, 12:29:38 PM »

Awesome gifts are awesome

demi · « **Reply #347 on:** December 17, 2009, 12:58:55 PM »

hmph, my DOTS are cooler

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #348 on:** December 17, 2009, 01:05:48 PM »

Quote from: tehjaybo on December 17, 2009, 12:19:46 PM

Quote from: distantmantra on December 17, 2009, 11:59:06 AM
Groo, did you make the Bubble Bobble guys? I made my wife those for Christmas, too.

Is that some kind of marriage ritual? Am I Groo's waifu now?

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Yep, you're gay married.

My wife really likes Bubble Bobble, so I tried making little Christmas ornaments of Bub and Bob out of these pearler beads.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #349 on:** December 17, 2009, 04:25:51 PM »

I'm not daddy!

Reb · « **Reply #350 on:** December 17, 2009, 04:33:55 PM »

Quote from: tehjaybo on December 17, 2009, 11:27:51 AM

After fidgeting with the strange Japanese box

It's a Dutch box.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #351 on:** December 17, 2009, 06:52:17 PM »

Is that anything like a Dutch oven?

originalz · « **Reply #352 on:** December 18, 2009, 03:11:23 AM »

Got my shit.

Uncharted 2 shirt, a Wii motion plus, Xbox money, and some avatar gear. All in all, a good haul.

ch1nchilla · « **Reply #353 on:** December 18, 2009, 03:38:14 AM »

Groo's gifts make mine look completely inadequate. :\

The Sceneman · « **Reply #354 on:** December 18, 2009, 04:35:14 AM »

EB secret santa is all about 1upping :'(

Fuck I hope my gift arrived! Recipient please post!

tiesto · « **Reply #355 on:** December 18, 2009, 09:04:57 AM »

Quote from: ch1nchilla on December 18, 2009, 03:38:14 AM

Groo's gifts make mine look completely inadequate. :\

Dude, your gifts were awesome and much appreciated. Haven't had a chance to spend the Nintendo points yet or listen to the CD tho!

Brehvolution · « **Reply #356 on:** December 18, 2009, 01:54:48 PM »

My gift has landed.

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Dec 18, 2009 5:52 PM Arrived at FedEx location PARIS FR

GoofyGoober · « **Reply #357 on:** December 18, 2009, 04:33:46 PM »

Quote from: originalz on December 18, 2009, 03:11:23 AM

Got my shit.

Uncharted 2 shirt, a Wii motion plus, Xbox money, and some avatar gear. All in all, a good haul.

I screwed up and didn't include the letter. I basically said I trolled your post history to look to see what you have bought or said you wanted in the past and bought things. Hope you like them. Sorry about the XL shirt. But you could imagine it was a frenzy at PAX when they were giving out the SWAG. I got what ever they tossed my way.

M3wThr33 · « **Reply #358 on:** December 18, 2009, 05:40:16 PM »

So I showed the initial Nerds Ropes and the Gamestop gift card. Here's the rest.

Sweet. Just what I needed to keep me busy throughout the year!

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #359 on:** December 18, 2009, 05:41:54 PM »

Glad you like them, I went right off your list!

You'll be getting something else in the mail. Something you can only get in Seattle. Unfortunately it's sold out at the moment so you won't get it until January.

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Author Topic: Secret Santa 2009: SHOW OFF WHAT YOU GOT, BITCHES! (Read 103394 times)