I was woken up today by a car horn honking in front of my house. I stumbled out in my Halo boxers to be greeted by a mailman giving me a very odd look. What, he woke me up, I wasn't getting dressed! He handed me a pad and said "Sign please.... sir....." I signed and got my package, which was from JAPAN! I squealed and jumped for joy, because only two things come from Japan, and this was no giant robot, unless it was in pieces. It was... MY SECRET SANTA GIFT!!!!!!1!!
[Names blanked to protect the innocent.]
After fidgeting with the strange Japanese box for around 15 minutes trying to figure out how to open it (there weren't any seams that I could see!!) I decided to use good 'ol Kentucky know-how. I pulled the box-cutter off of my belt. (I was now wearing pants) My secret santa revealed himself to be...
Groo!All the pretty packages... what could I do? Oh yeah, OPEN THEM!
What have we here....
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- A handkerchief map of Tokyo
- 3 various Japanese snack/candy items which look tasty!
- What appears to be either a puzzle, or landmarks from Japan. Awesome!
- A T-shirt with Santa punching a child while saying "I'm not daddy!"
On the back it says "Merry Christmas!" while Santa chokeholds one child and karate chops another.
Groo
Fun fact, I used to do that kind of iron-down bead art. This makes me want to do it even more! Time to find some pegboards and some beads!