Netflix customer service and tehjaybo and BrandNew watch porn with guys

[The Fake Shemp]

I've had The Tenant in my queue forever, but right before it was about to be shipped out, Polanski got arrested and it went from Short Wait to Long Wait. They've been sending me the next available item in my queue for weeks now, and just shipped out one item (I have the one item out at a time plan), but voluntarily shipped The Tenant as well and pseudo-apologized for the wait by letting me both items out at the same time.

That's like, the best customer service ever.

[TakingBackSunday]

Netflix

The only problem I have with the whole dealio is that my mailman is a lazy fuckburt and only picks up my movies when he feels like it.  It'll be a week that goes by sometimes before he picks it up.

[Disposable White Guy]

Yeah that's pretty typical with my Netflix service too.  I remember being on a western kick and they sent me the original 3:10 to Yuma instead of the remake that was on my queue.  A quick email and I had both at the same time.

I've also never had a problem playing any of their discs except for one that was being a bitch and barely had a scratch on it.  Again, a short email and there was a replacement sent straight to my door.

  NETFLIX

[tehjaybo]

I just recently signed up for Netflix, and I'm extremely pleased with the service.  I'm using instant queue more than the actual DVD queue though.  It's just really handy having whatever I want there whenever I want.  I've completely stopped pirating (aside from the 200GB of Doctor Who that's been going for a few months now...  ).  I haven't even watched the first DVD they sent me yet, but it's Crank II, so I don't think it's exactly in high demand.

Netflix

[The Fake Shemp]

Yeah, instant streaming is pretty ace. I was talking to Prole about it, who was watching MEGASHARK vs GIANT OCTOPUS on it, and we both agreed its great for watching really bad films you'd otherwise be ashamed of having an actual person put into a disc sleeve and ship out to you.

[tehjaybo]

Jesus, some friends and I watched that while we were playtesting Magic decks.  It's so bad.  I don't know why, but I expected it to be entertainingly bad.  No.  It was just fucking terrible.  So we just switched it over to some of the primo softcore porn.  There was some piece of shit from the 70s with disco bush.  It was awful.  But hilarious.

[The Fake Shemp]

... You watched porn with dudes?

[tehjaybo]

Who hasn't.  It wasn't like we were beating off.  Just making fun of terrible porn.  It's pretty fun.

[TakingBackSunday]

Everybody has watched Passion Cove with another dude at one point in their life.

[The Fake Shemp]

... What the fuck.

No. I can say - thankfully - I have not watched porn with guys.

You guys are so homo.

[TakingBackSunday]

It's not like dicks were a-wavin', it was just watching out of mild curiosity.

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when it happened to me, I wasn't the one who turned it on.  shit was uncomfortable

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[The Fake Shemp]

You guys are so homo.

[tehjaybo]

I'm just comfortable enough with my sexuality to not feel weirded out by it.

[TakingBackSunday]

meh, haterz gon' hate

[demi]

I've watched porn with dudes. Feels good, man.

[The Fake Shemp]

I'm just comfortable enough with my sexuality to not feel weirded out by it.

Obviously, you're very comfortable with your homosexuality.

I've watched porn with dudes. Feels good, man.

That's not surprising, considering your lust for bears.

[Diunx]

I have this friend that is always showing me his favorite porn videos of the week everytime I got to his place, no big deal.

[tehjaybo]

 

Just because you're repressed jewness won't allow you to be around dudes because you think you might get an erection and no one will notice doesn't mean everyone else is as self conscious.

No different than going to a strip club with friends and having tits in your face.  Thats pretty much all that softcore is.

[The Fake Shemp]

I have this friend that is always showing me his favorite porn videos of the week everytime I got to his place, no big deal.

 

... There is a huge difference between a loud, noisy strip club (with virtually no lighting) and real women, and sitting around a television with some dudes watching porn.

I always thought the gay subtext was a joke, but apparently it is real.

[OptimoPeach]

I've done it too

[tehjaybo]

I have this friend that is always showing me his favorite porn videos of the week everytime I got to his place, no big deal.

 

... There is a huge difference between a loud, noisy strip club (with virtually no lighting) and real women, and sitting around a television with some dudes watching porn.

I always thought the gay subtext was a joke, but apparently it is real.

smh...

Willco: Trying to troll like Demi.  More at 11..

[demi]

I would watch porn with you Willco.

[CajoleJuice]

I have this friend that is always showing me his favorite porn videos of the week everytime I got to his place, no big deal.

 

... There is a huge difference between a loud, noisy strip club (with virtually no lighting) and real women, and sitting around a television with some dudes watching porn.

I always thought the gay subtext was a joke, but apparently it is real.

How about having an internet Netflix viewing party of Passion Cove?

[Barry Egan]

we watched lots of bang bus in freshman year of university.  It was only awkward when an actual girl would pop in.

[The Fake Shemp]

How about having an internet Netflix viewing party of Passion Cove?

That's just creepy, more than anything.

[The Fake Shemp]

we watched lots of bang bus in freshman year of university.  It was only awkward when an actual girl would pop in.

I think there should be exemptions for clips that are funny. Like when that cameraman got hit in the face with splooge - that was worth showing everyone.

[The Fake Shemp]

I've watched porn with dudes too.

Then I had sex with them.

True story.

Thanks for at least being honest. The other closet homos won't come out and say that the private porn screenings were just a precursor to a gay orgy.

[BlueTsunami]

I dont' think I could be around a group of dudes who are possibly sportin' chubbs at that particular moment

[CajoleJuice]

How about having an internet Netflix viewing party of Passion Cove?

That's just creepy, more than anything.

Damn.  :'(

[The Fake Shemp]

I dont' think I could be around a group of dudes who are possibly sportin' chubbs at that particular moment

Yet, you're a Giants fan.

[BlueTsunami]

So tehjaybo's Magic: The Gathering tournies are just guises for soft core viewing with the boys Moar like Magic: The Stiffening amirite?

I dont' think I could be around a group of dudes who are possibly sportin' chubbs at that particular moment

Yet, you're a Giants fan.

Fuuuuuuuuu 

[tehjaybo]

  You got me. 

[BlueTsunami]

Apparently the night ends with a very tight ritual

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[Human Snorenado]

I've watched porn in mixed groups before and that was weeeeeeeird.  Just a couple of times after coming back from bars downtown in Athens and this one girl and her boyfriend were always trying to get people to watch porn.  Freaking weirdos.

Although, now that I think about it the internet really has changed the dynamics for watching porn.  Since I'm old enough to remember the pre-internets porn era, there was a lot of "dude, check out my dad's smut mags" when you were teenagers and yes, even some "dude, I swiped a porn tape from my dad/older brother/uncle/pastor, come over and check it out!"

[TakingBackSunday]

Yeah, the whole Passion Cove thing was a while back when my dad first got HBO/Showtime, or whatever Passion Cove was on.  My friend turned it on and was like duuuuuuuude awesome.

Yet, it was not awesome, as you couldn't even see some penetration.  fuckin' amateurs

[Diunx]

smh willco, nothing wrong with watching porn with the bros, now watching a romantic comedy with them that's extremly gay.

[Joe Molotov]

Do you like movies about gladiators?

[Diunx]

of course.

[Great Rumbler]

I just watched some Honey and Clover that I rented from Netflix.

[twerd]

also seen porn with guys. we were making fun of it tho. if we were all quiet and breathing heavy, that'd be weird.

[Mandark]

also seen porn with guys. we were making fun of it tho. if we were all quiet and breathing heavy, that'd be weird.

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/38979

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

A friend, three girls we knew, and myself all watched a porn my freshmen year.

Despite there being a female majority, it was awkward as fuck.  One girl was getting into it and I did the commentary of the porn.  Why?  It was fucking awkward.  Getting a boner was the last thing on my mind and I wanted to leave.  However in my 18 year old mind, I didn't want to leave a situation with like I said, more girls than guys.  I'd catch endless shit.  Better sit through an hour of awkwardness than that.  Again, this was what I thought when I was 18.

[Joe Molotov]

Unless these women want to ride your bologna pony.

[The Fake Shemp]

And if they don't you're setting yourself up for failure and shame.

Speak for yourself.

[Reb]

Why would you even? What is the use of? When? Aargh!