I've had Taco Bell approximately three times in the last five years. Can't say I miss it much, although the first time I got to eat it after being in Japan for three years, it was amazing.

Were you a fattie back then?
Nope! I was an average-built 13 year old.
If memory serves, the conversation went like this:
Him: Welcome to Taco Bell, can I take your order.
Me: Let me get 12 tacos to go.
Him: 12 TACOS!? YOU PIG!

Me: Uhh...it's for three people.
Him: SURE.

Me: .....
I went to that Taco Bell a lot; my father had a comics shop as a side business back then, so I was there a good bit during the summer, working. We probably went to that Taco Bell 3-4 times a week. I only saw that guy that one time.