Had vicious epic Mexican food, went clubbing, got extremely awesomely fucking slammed, convinced girlfriend to have a threesome with other girl, other girl agreed, club closes at 5:30, we roll out to a cab, other girl bails, I'm drunk so I act like an asshole to my girlfriend about it, hop in cab, take cab from Roppongi to home in Shinjuku, BILL IS MOTHERFUCKING $35 USD WHAT THE FUCK, wells fargo blocks charge, I call Wells Fargo to tell them once again that I'm in Tokyo indefinitely, they still act like dicks, I close wells fargo account drunkenly, FINALLY FUCKING END UP IN BED, just wake up now at 1:32 pm. Last night was like 70% awesome, besides the OMG I'M GOING TO HAVE A THREESOME to utter dissappointment. Anyway, time to do it all again. And I WILL have a threesome within this week.