Law students, when can you call yourself a lawyer?

[Fresh Prince]

See above I want to shut somebody up.

[Boogie]

When they've passed the bar exam?

[Fresh Prince]

Thought so. But people who studied law what's with them they're either totally nonchalant about their degree or rub it into your face.

[Bebpo]

Yeah, post-bar

[Madrun Badrun]

Thought so. But people who studied law what's with them they're either totally nonchalant about their degree or rub it into your face.

That's like everyone with a degree though.

[Madrun Badrun]

When you score one flannel girl, or girl equal to or of greater quality.

So flannel girl only gets to be lawyer after becoming a lesbian?  Lets lets hope she sleeps with Malek as it would put her on the right track. 

[Joe Molotov]

I think flannel automatically confers lawyer status upon cute girls.

[Donono]

I don't think they get to truly put Esq. after their name until they man up and pass the bar.

[Don Flamenco]

after you draw an ounce of blood and rub it all over the statue of justice altar you keep in your closet.

if they're bragging, just remind them that the month before finals in their first semester was shittier than 10 rebar enemas with no lube  :'(

[Bocsius]

Call yourself a lawyer when you actually have a job as one.

Until then, you're just a dude that has a piece of paper.