Author Topic: i hate myself and want to die (Read 1146 times)

recursivelyenumerable · « **on:** October 26, 2009, 08:16:51 AM »

... OR SO I THOUGHT
but now I'm dead and it SUCKS
take my advice: don't die. it's not as good an idea as it seems. grass is always greener etc.

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #1 on:** October 26, 2009, 08:20:24 AM »

Are you in Hell? Say hi to Synbios and White Man for us

Reb · « **Reply #2 on:** October 26, 2009, 08:22:22 AM »

He hacked the hell internets to gain access to this forum from the afterlife.

Which internets? all of them.

Bildi · « **Reply #3 on:** October 26, 2009, 08:50:12 AM »

Is Satan gay?

Reb · « **Reply #4 on:** October 26, 2009, 08:50:21 AM »

Dude, you should go get laid.

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Positive Touch · « **Reply #5 on:** October 26, 2009, 09:01:57 AM »

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Bildi · « **Reply #6 on:** October 26, 2009, 09:15:53 AM »

Quote from: Rebiak on October 26, 2009, 08:50:21 AM

Dude, you should go get laid.

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I'm tired. Too tired to get up and go to bed.

Reb · « **Reply #7 on:** October 26, 2009, 09:26:29 AM »

Quote from: Bildi on October 26, 2009, 09:15:53 AM

Quote from: Rebiak on October 26, 2009, 08:50:21 AM
Dude, you should go get laid.

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I'm tired. Too tired to get up and go to bed.

You should stop stroking your staff.

Third · « **Reply #8 on:** October 26, 2009, 10:36:56 AM »

How can you die and still post on the internet? I don't think you're really dead.

Bocsius · « **Reply #9 on:** October 26, 2009, 10:39:36 AM »

He's mostly dead.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #10 on:** October 26, 2009, 11:00:30 AM »

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #11 on:** October 26, 2009, 11:04:23 AM »

Crawling in my skin
These wounds, they will not heal.

Akala · « **Reply #12 on:** October 26, 2009, 11:31:19 AM »

Quote from: Positive Touch on October 26, 2009, 09:01:57 AM

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I always thought the chorus to that was "every Sunday, what's the hassle?"

Rman · « **Reply #13 on:** October 26, 2009, 12:24:45 PM »

*yawns

lordmaji · « **Reply #14 on:** October 26, 2009, 12:48:10 PM »

I'm stuck at work on my damn birthday... first thing when I get here, a grumpy bitch that works here acts like an ass not even a minute after I get here. lol yay

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #15 on:** October 26, 2009, 12:57:00 PM »

Happy birthday, son.

Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich · « **Reply #16 on:** October 26, 2009, 02:11:10 PM »

good morning recursive

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #17 on:** October 26, 2009, 05:27:00 PM »

You sure you don't want to die? We could go out together and make it look like some kind of terrible computer science accident - I think it would involve wheely chairs and energy drinks.

lordmaji · « **Reply #18 on:** October 26, 2009, 08:56:14 PM »

thanks guys

EmCeeGrammar · « **Reply #19 on:** October 27, 2009, 12:06:51 AM »

I dunno I like that period of sleep when the brain is mostly off. I imagine death is like that.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #20 on:** October 27, 2009, 12:17:27 AM »

Melancholia by Charles Bukowski

the history of melancholia
includes all of us.
me, I writhe in dirty sheets
while staring at blue walls
and nothing.
I have gotten so used to melancholia
that
I greet it like an old
friend.
I will now do 15 minutes of grieving
for the lost redhead,
I tell the gods.
I do it and feel quite bad
quite sad,
then I rise
CLEANSED
even though nothing
is solved.
that's what I get for kicking
religion in the ass.
I should have kicked the redhead
in the ass
where her brains and her bread and
butter are
at ...
but, no, I've felt sad
about everything:
the lost redhead was just another
smash in a lifelong
loss ...
I listen to drums on the radio now
and grin.
there is something wrong with me
besides
melancholia.

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Author Topic: i hate myself and want to die (Read 1146 times)