Author Topic: So i picked up Men's Health and they had their 2007 tech guide (Read 2632 times)

FlameOfCallandor · « **on:** December 14, 2006, 12:56:01 AM »

My roommate gets free magazines, so today i was taking a huge dump while reading men's health. This month was their 2007 tech guide, 100 of the years hottest tech items. Hmm lets see whats on it.

What is this?

The Wii is number 12

While Xbox and the Playstation have been waging war over megabytes and microchips Nintendo's been quietly focusing on what matters to many gamers: interactivity. The wii's controller impressevly channels your movements-a tenis stroke, a football pass- into onscreen action. Time will tell whether we'll still be twitching and gyrating in our living rooms in 6 months from now.

You heard it here first, Nintendo is more manly than Playstation and Xbox.

Beezy · « **Reply #1 on:** December 14, 2006, 01:01:03 AM »

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #2 on:** December 14, 2006, 01:01:55 AM »

you DO know which audience Men's Health caters to, right? RIGHT

wait...your roommate gets MEN'S HEALTH?

somebody's gonna be a twitchin' and a gyratin' in HIS living room, it seems, and there'll be some oh-so-serious waggle

TVC15 · « **Reply #3 on:** December 14, 2006, 01:06:12 AM »

Uh, FoC, that's one of our magazines. And we know somethin' bout wagglin'.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #4 on:** December 14, 2006, 01:06:49 AM »

this thread is destined for greatness

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #5 on:** December 14, 2006, 01:10:39 AM »

Men's Health, huh? FoC, do you ever wake up in the morning and not remember what happened the night before? And... does your asshole hurt?

TVC15 · « **Reply #6 on:** December 14, 2006, 01:12:12 AM »

"How about we do a little wagglin', together, FoC?"

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #7 on:** December 14, 2006, 01:13:54 AM »

The title of this thread suggests HE picked up, but now he blames it on his "roommate" (read: the guy in the chaps pounding him over the radiator right now). Then he talks about how he was "reading" it on the john.

EVILBORE EXCLUSIVO: FLAME OF CALLANDOR FOUND FLAMING

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #8 on:** December 14, 2006, 01:14:45 AM »

My roommates an advertising major so he needs to read up on how to exploit, er I mean market to homos.

TVC15 · « **Reply #9 on:** December 14, 2006, 01:15:12 AM »

Coincidentally, here's the item that rated just ahead of the Wii:

Also note that according to the OP, they keep the Men's Health. . .in the bathroom.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #10 on:** December 14, 2006, 01:16:00 AM »

admit it, FoC: yer into "wii sports".

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #11 on:** December 14, 2006, 01:16:31 AM »

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #12 on:** December 14, 2006, 01:16:40 AM »

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on December 14, 2006, 01:14:45 AM

My roommates an advertising major so he needs to read up on how to exploit, er I mean market to homos.

Confirmed: classic closet case self-loather. TVC will straighten, er, crook you out.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #13 on:** December 14, 2006, 01:17:29 AM »

yup! TVC, you need to ride this Texas steer hard and hang him up wet.

TVC15 · « **Reply #14 on:** December 14, 2006, 01:19:52 AM »

I will waggle it all over his ass and titties.

Vizzys · « **Reply #15 on:** December 14, 2006, 01:22:32 AM »

Quote from: Drinky Crow on December 14, 2006, 01:13:54 AM

The title of this thread suggests HE picked up, but now he blames it on his "roommate" (read: the guy in the chaps pounding him over the radiator right now). Then he talks about how he was "reading" it on the john.

EVILBORE EXCLUSIVO: FLAME OF CALLANDOR FOUND FLAMING

THREAD OF THE YEAR

Christopher · « **Reply #16 on:** December 14, 2006, 01:24:16 AM »

oh shit

this thread.

Muscle and fitness better not be one of "your" magazines TVC! $:-\$

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #17 on:** December 14, 2006, 01:28:27 AM »

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on December 14, 2006, 01:14:45 AM

My roommates an advertising major so he needs to read up on how to exploit, er I mean market to homos.

Sounds like the article sure worked for you!

(Better let him know after you get the ballgag removed.)

Beezy · « **Reply #18 on:** December 14, 2006, 01:34:50 AM »

Quote from: Drinky Crow on December 14, 2006, 01:16:00 AM

admit it, FoC: yer into "wii sports".

Mupepe · « **Reply #19 on:** December 14, 2006, 01:43:47 PM »

Himu · « **Reply #20 on:** December 14, 2006, 01:51:53 PM »

God DAMMIT.

*puts FoC on ignore*

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Author Topic: So i picked up Men's Health and they had their 2007 tech guide (Read 2632 times)