Author Topic: i told myself something. (Read 1158 times)

recursivelyenumerable · « **on:** November 01, 2009, 03:52:01 PM »

i said, "self, don't be stupid, self!"

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #1 on:** November 01, 2009, 03:54:31 PM »

I've tried that. self doesn't listen to shit!

Tieno · « **Reply #2 on:** November 01, 2009, 03:55:04 PM »

You have to listen to your self.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #3 on:** November 01, 2009, 04:18:55 PM »

A human being is a spirit. But what is spirit? Spirit is the self. But what is the self? The self is a relation that relates itself to itself or is the relation relating itself to itself in the relation.

- Kierkegaard

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #4 on:** November 01, 2009, 04:24:22 PM »

Quote from: Chipopo on November 01, 2009, 04:18:55 PM

A human being is a spirit. But what is spirit? Spirit is the self. But what is the self? The self is a relation that relates itself to itself or is the relation relating itself to itself in the relation.

- Kierkegaard

Why the hell did I ever study philosophy.

Self, stop doing stupid things like studying philosophy.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #5 on:** November 01, 2009, 04:25:31 PM »

I was thinking as I C + Ped: "I've wasted the last 5 years of my life"

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #6 on:** November 01, 2009, 04:26:19 PM »

Bocsius · « **Reply #7 on:** November 01, 2009, 04:31:22 PM »

Big dumb idiot self.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #8 on:** November 01, 2009, 07:35:41 PM »

Quote

I've tried that. self doesn't listen to shit!

You forgot to install a ShitListenerService, that's all.

Trent Dole · « **Reply #9 on:** November 02, 2009, 12:28:39 AM »

I tell myself things but I don't always do them right away...

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #10 on:** November 02, 2009, 12:30:25 AM »

Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on November 01, 2009, 07:35:41 PM

Quote
I've tried that. self doesn't listen to shit!

You forgot to install a ShitListenerService, that's all.

Does a shit listener listen for shit events?

Diunx · « **Reply #11 on:** November 02, 2009, 12:37:36 AM »

the voice in my head speaks chinese.

BlackMage · « **Reply #12 on:** November 02, 2009, 12:40:20 AM »

I must seek Buddha
I must seek Christ

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #13 on:** November 02, 2009, 12:59:33 AM »

Studies show that writing it down will have more an effect on the subconscious. So write it down and possibly throw in a "I will not put the pussy on a pedestal".

EmCeeGrammar · « **Reply #14 on:** November 02, 2009, 05:09:45 AM »

You can't "be" stupid. Believe it or not, this internal dialouge messes folks up.
You can only act stupid or behave stupid. Next time, try saying "don't behave stupidly"
/debbiedownerseriousguy

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #15 on:** November 02, 2009, 06:41:42 AM »

stupid is as stupid does (note bidirectionality of identification)

EmCeeGrammar · « **Reply #16 on:** November 02, 2009, 06:44:52 AM »

Yeah gump had a smart momma.

Bocsius · « **Reply #17 on:** November 02, 2009, 07:56:21 AM »

"Life is like a box of chocolates" doesn't compile.

Beezy · « **Reply #18 on:** November 02, 2009, 10:12:55 AM »

Quote from: Chipopo on November 01, 2009, 04:18:55 PM

A human being is a spirit. But what is spirit? Spirit is the self. But what is the self? The self is a relation that relates itself to itself or is the relation relating itself to itself in the relation.

- Kierkegaard

Quote from: Bocsius on November 02, 2009, 07:56:21 AM

"Life is like a box of chocolates" doesn't compile.

twerd · « **Reply #19 on:** November 02, 2009, 10:22:43 AM »

why wasn't the mollusk invited to the party?

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it was being shellfish.

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