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Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich

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there is a ~220lb woman in her underwear playing farmville outside my window
« on: November 02, 2009, 10:29:28 PM »
I mean, what the fuck

I can't even close my blinds cause she'll hear me. :-\
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Beezy

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Re: there is a ~220lb woman in her underwear playing farmville outside my window
« Reply #1 on: November 02, 2009, 10:35:19 PM »
It's amazing how you can guess her weight.

Also, fuck that game.  Mafia Wars :rock
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Phoenix Dark

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Re: there is a ~220lb woman in her underwear playing farmville outside my window
« Reply #2 on: November 02, 2009, 10:36:27 PM »
black facebook friends: help me play mafia wars!
white facebook friends: help me play vampires vs werewolves

 :'(
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muckhole

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Re: there is a ~220lb woman in her underwear playing farmville outside my window
« Reply #3 on: November 02, 2009, 10:39:23 PM »
Outside your window? Like, your bedroom window? Is she stealing your electricity?
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Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich

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Re: there is a ~220lb woman in her underwear playing farmville outside my window
« Reply #4 on: November 02, 2009, 10:41:14 PM »
sorry, didn't word that correctly. Like, I can see her window from my bedroom window. She didn't even keep the light off smh
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Re: there is a ~220lb woman in her underwear playing farmville outside my window
« Reply #5 on: November 02, 2009, 10:44:39 PM »
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 02, 2009, 10:36:27 PM
black facebook friends: help me play mafia wars!
white facebook friends: help me play vampires vs werewolves

 :'(


cool facebook friends: help me eat this delicious cake
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Bildi

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Re: there is a ~220lb woman in her underwear playing farmville outside my window
« Reply #6 on: November 02, 2009, 10:44:59 PM »
She knows you're watching.
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Beezy

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Re: there is a ~220lb woman in her underwear playing farmville outside my window
« Reply #7 on: November 02, 2009, 10:46:25 PM »
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 02, 2009, 10:36:27 PM
black facebook friends: help me play mafia wars!
white facebook friends: help me play vampires vs werewolves

 :'(
:lol
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muckhole

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Re: there is a ~220lb woman in her underwear playing farmville outside my window
« Reply #8 on: November 02, 2009, 10:48:57 PM »
Quote from: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on November 02, 2009, 10:41:14 PM
sorry, didn't word that correctly. Like, I can see her window from my bedroom window. She didn't even keep the light off smh

That's cool. I was wondering if maybe you lived at some kind of commune. Or Event Horizon.
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Van Cruncheon

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Re: there is a ~220lb woman in her underwear playing farmville outside my window
« Reply #9 on: November 02, 2009, 10:50:01 PM »
roll her in flour and aim for the wet spot, duder
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Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich

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Re: there is a ~220lb woman in her underwear playing farmville outside my window
« Reply #10 on: November 02, 2009, 10:51:12 PM »
I only have cornstarch :-\

and she's not even cute

yeah fuck this I'm closing the blinds.
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Bildi

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Re: there is a ~220lb woman in her underwear playing farmville outside my window
« Reply #11 on: November 02, 2009, 10:53:31 PM »
Well you're no Brad Pitt yourself Arbys.

And for your information I only weight 215.
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Diunx

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Re: there is a ~220lb woman in her underwear playing farmville outside my window
« Reply #12 on: November 02, 2009, 10:57:11 PM »
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 02, 2009, 10:36:27 PM
black facebook friends: help me play mafia wars!
white facebook friends: help me play vampires vs werewolves

 :'(

So fucking truth :lol
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Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich

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Re: there is a ~220lb woman in her underwear playing farmville outside my window
« Reply #13 on: November 02, 2009, 11:05:33 PM »
I found her on facebook. :lol

Should I freak her out, play the creepy card, incur the wrath of the HOA and add her right now? The lady is still on the computer FYI
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archie4208

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Re: there is a ~220lb woman in her underwear playing farmville outside my window
« Reply #14 on: November 02, 2009, 11:09:35 PM »
pics plz :drool
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Re: there is a ~220lb woman in her underwear playing farmville outside my window
« Reply #15 on: November 02, 2009, 11:25:07 PM »
Quote from: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on November 02, 2009, 11:05:33 PM
I found her on facebook. :lol

Should I freak her out, play the creepy card, incur the wrath of the HOA and add her right now? The lady is still on the computer FYI

yes.  then message her to put on some cloths!
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Diunx

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Re: there is a ~220lb woman in her underwear playing farmville outside my window
« Reply #16 on: November 02, 2009, 11:30:01 PM »
Are you sure that it isn't Amirox?
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Beezy

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Re: there is a ~220lb woman in her underwear playing farmville outside my window
« Reply #17 on: November 02, 2009, 11:34:37 PM »
Quote from: Diunx on November 02, 2009, 11:30:01 PM
Are you sure that it isn't Amirox?
too small
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Bildi

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Re: there is a ~220lb woman in her underwear playing farmville outside my window
« Reply #18 on: November 03, 2009, 12:09:26 AM »
Quote from: Father_Mike on November 02, 2009, 11:25:07 PM
yes.  then message her to put on some cloths!

On her loins preferably.

Quote from: Diunx on November 02, 2009, 11:30:01 PM
Are you sure that it isn't Amirox?

:lol

*shudder*
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Phoenix Dark

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Re: there is a ~220lb woman in her underwear playing farmville outside my window
« Reply #19 on: November 03, 2009, 12:37:00 AM »
Thread is worthless without pics
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GilloD

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Re: there is a ~220lb woman in her underwear playing farmville outside my window
« Reply #20 on: November 03, 2009, 01:04:27 AM »
That's not a window, that's a doorway. And that's a hell of a way to talk about your girlfriend.
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Tauntaun

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Re: there is a ~220lb woman in her underwear playing farmville outside my window
« Reply #21 on: November 03, 2009, 01:16:36 PM »
Quote from: Professor Prole on November 02, 2009, 10:50:01 PM
roll her in flour and aim for the wet spot, duder

[youtube=560,345]Ck8T45DJjH4[/youtube]

Quote from: GilloD on November 03, 2009, 01:04:27 AM
That's not a window, that's a doorway. And that's a hell of a way to talk about your girlfriend.

:lol  Sick burn.
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M3wThr33

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Re: there is a ~220lb woman in her underwear playing farmville outside my window
« Reply #22 on: November 03, 2009, 02:12:46 PM »
Add me on Facebook! I'll play Mafia Wars with ya!

http://facebook.com/eboot.pbp
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Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich

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Re: there is a ~220lb woman in her underwear playing farmville outside my window
« Reply #23 on: November 03, 2009, 02:14:10 PM »
Quote from: GilloD on November 03, 2009, 01:04:27 AM
That's not a window, that's a doorway. And that's a hell of a way to talk about your girlfriend.

annihilated :'(
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GoofyGoober

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Re: there is a ~220lb woman in her underwear playing farmville outside my window
« Reply #24 on: November 03, 2009, 06:21:14 PM »
Just how close are your windows together if she can hear you closing the blinds?
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