Author Topic: Holy shit, Nic Cage is broke LOL (Read 1309 times)

The Fake Shemp · « **on:** November 03, 2009, 01:11:12 PM »

I always wondered why he never read a screenplay he didn't like, and now we know.

HyperZoneWasAwesome · « **Reply #1 on:** November 03, 2009, 01:30:12 PM »

well, I guess he'll have to take even more crappy paycheck-driven films now that he's broke.

coming soon, Bangkok Even More Dangerous, Next Next, Knowing More Stuff, and Conning More Air.

I'd actually like to see that last one.

Akala · « **Reply #2 on:** November 03, 2009, 01:34:14 PM »

poor nic cage.

he has to sell many of his multimillion dollar palaces. :'(

seriously, some of those houses are awesome. being rich people broke looks fun. i think he'll end up okay.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #3 on:** November 03, 2009, 01:37:24 PM »

Wow, what a dumbass. So many of his flicks do well.

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #4 on:** November 03, 2009, 02:46:36 PM »

Been talking about this at work.

Proof there is a god.

Diunx · « **Reply #5 on:** November 03, 2009, 03:39:35 PM »

Being broke for someone like Nic Cage is like being filthy rich for the rest of us.

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #6 on:** November 03, 2009, 03:43:51 PM »

Awesome

Does he have any chance of winning this lawsuit?

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #7 on:** November 03, 2009, 04:53:20 PM »

HOW'D HE GET BROKE!? HOW'D HE GET BROKE!? HOW'D HE GET BROKE!?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #8 on:** November 03, 2009, 04:53:53 PM »

(That really made me laugh, Joe. Good job.)

Shuri · « **Reply #9 on:** November 03, 2009, 05:08:07 PM »

i think he got owned on some really shitty investements

Himu · « **Reply #10 on:** November 03, 2009, 05:10:32 PM »

I guess he'll live the life as a criminal pretty soon.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #11 on:** November 03, 2009, 06:09:55 PM »

Quote from: Shuri on November 03, 2009, 05:08:07 PM

i think he got owned on some really shitty investements

And, allegedly, his financial planner didn't file his taxes, among other things.

GoofyGoober · « **Reply #12 on:** November 03, 2009, 06:18:14 PM »

Once he learns how to act in movies, I might start to care.

I swear if he wasn't the nephew of Francis Coppola he wouldn't be allowed anywhere near a movie set.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #13 on:** November 03, 2009, 06:32:31 PM »

Looking at the property he owns, you've got to wonder if he's just playing the "I'm just an ignorant actor!" angle. You don't buy into those multi million dollar homes without giving it a second thought... at least I would think.

bork · « **Reply #14 on:** November 03, 2009, 06:55:51 PM »

He...he had to sell his Bavarian castle in Germany. :'( :'( :'(

DON'T YOU PEOPLE UNDERSTAND HOW HE'S HURTING?!?!?

WHAT IF YOU HAD TO SELL YOUR BAVARIAN CASTLE OFF?!?! YEAH, NO SNAPPY COMMENTS NOW, HUH BITCH?!

HOW DARE YOU MAKE FUN OF NICHOLAS CAGE FOR NOT KEEPING AN EYE ON HIS OWN FINANCIAL ASSETS AND NOT KEEPING UP WITH HIS TAXES ON HIS OWN!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why is this being filed under "breaking news" on CNN?

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OptimoPeach · « **Reply #15 on:** November 03, 2009, 07:05:23 PM »

I'd watch all of his movies if he acted like Castor Troy in real life

bork · « **Reply #16 on:** November 03, 2009, 07:06:49 PM »

It's really no problem for Nic. If he goes flat-broke, he can just switch faces with someone more successful.

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #17 on:** November 03, 2009, 07:09:39 PM »

He'll sell off his snake skin coat because he'll have to give up his independence and personal freedom to recover.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #18 on:** November 03, 2009, 08:25:30 PM »

what the fuck did he spend his money on? smh

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #19 on:** November 03, 2009, 08:31:51 PM »

He's a comic collector, probably very impulsive when it comes to buying things

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #20 on:** November 03, 2009, 09:11:55 PM »

According to Jenna Jameson, Nic Cage rarely showered.

If he collects junk (comics) and smells bad, he was always destined to be a poor if not homeless. He probably would be if it wasn't for being relatives with the Coppolas.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #21 on:** November 03, 2009, 09:14:29 PM »

Would be funny if he really becomes his character from Raising Arizona

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #22 on:** November 03, 2009, 09:33:51 PM »

I think the chances of Nic Cage becoming penniless and destitute don't really get above zero percent until he gets too old to star in big budget movies. After that, start checking your local underpasses.

Yeti · « **Reply #23 on:** November 03, 2009, 10:27:06 PM »

Can't wait for National Treasure 3: Bavarian Castle

Mandark · « **Reply #24 on:** November 03, 2009, 10:58:48 PM »

Nic Cage & Antoine Walker in a buddy cop comedy?

chronovore · « **Reply #25 on:** November 03, 2009, 11:13:22 PM »

I like Nic Cage, but wish he would be a little more selective about what scripts he chooses. Guess that's even less likely from now on.

His problem appears to be that he trusted his financial advisor too completely, and probably didn't have a second source reviewing it. That's almost as stupid as not having a retirement plan at all.

**looks around nervously**

'Scuse me, I gotta go make a retirement plan.

Diunx · « **Reply #26 on:** November 03, 2009, 11:14:36 PM »

Lord of war was pretty good.

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Author Topic: Holy shit, Nic Cage is broke LOL (Read 1309 times)