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BlueTsunami

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Do any of you dudes cup your balls?
« on: November 03, 2009, 06:09:21 PM »
I'm sitting here, right hand on the mouse, left hand gently cupping my balls. I'm not tweaking it or anything, just letting the warmth transfer through my palms and into the bottom of my balls. Its nothing sexual, just feels safe. Feels good man, it really does.
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The Fake Shemp

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Re: Do any of you dudes cup your balls?
« Reply #1 on: November 03, 2009, 06:12:19 PM »
 :wtf
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Reb

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Re: Do any of you dudes cup your balls?
« Reply #2 on: November 03, 2009, 06:14:21 PM »
No, finger in pooper though.
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BlueTsunami

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Re: Do any of you dudes cup your balls?
« Reply #3 on: November 03, 2009, 06:23:20 PM »
Popping that bootyhole

No but seriously, this is a new thing for me... I wonder if it comes with age
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MCD

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Re: Do any of you dudes cup your balls?
« Reply #4 on: November 03, 2009, 06:28:57 PM »
No.

but I wouldn't mind you to cup mine.

BlueTsunami

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Re: Do any of you dudes cup your balls?
« Reply #5 on: November 03, 2009, 06:33:21 PM »
Only if there's Mutual Cupping Assurance
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Madrun Badrun

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Re: Do any of you dudes cup your balls?
« Reply #6 on: November 03, 2009, 06:39:46 PM »
I'm pretty sure boys when they are babies, maybe you never grew out of it. 

Now I'm imaging Blue with his baby face, in diapers, and cupping his balls.


Now I'm cupping my balls.   :o

demi

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Re: Do any of you dudes cup your balls?
« Reply #7 on: November 03, 2009, 06:41:25 PM »
Only when I'm lying in bed. If I'm gonna touch myself at the PC it aint gonna be for my balls
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BlueTsunami

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Re: Do any of you dudes cup your balls?
« Reply #8 on: November 03, 2009, 06:45:13 PM »
Cuppin' my balls, reading Wikipedia. Doin' thangs.
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Bildi

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Re: Do any of you dudes cup your balls?
« Reply #9 on: November 03, 2009, 07:00:16 PM »
I went to an all-boys school for two years - heaps of them do it there.  In class.

I'm not a cupper myself.

OptimoPeach

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Re: Do any of you dudes cup your balls?
« Reply #10 on: November 03, 2009, 07:00:41 PM »
Only when I'm lying in bed.
Yup. I've been sleeping like that on my stomach since as long as I can remember
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Brehvolution

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Re: Do any of you dudes cup your balls?
« Reply #11 on: November 03, 2009, 07:11:31 PM »
I am wearing boxer briefs which do the cupping for me.  :yuck

Hopefully my boxers will be clean soon.

:bow boxers
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Joe Molotov

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Re: Do any of you dudes cup your balls?
« Reply #12 on: November 03, 2009, 07:41:00 PM »
Let's have a big Evilbore Circle Cupping. No gay stuff, tho.
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BlueTsunami

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Re: Do any of you dudes cup your balls?
« Reply #13 on: November 03, 2009, 08:02:43 PM »
Whoever gets a boner first, loses. Half a chub gets a warning.
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demi

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Re: Do any of you dudes cup your balls?
« Reply #14 on: November 03, 2009, 08:04:43 PM »
I bet Joe has tiny cute balls
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muckhole

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Re: Do any of you dudes cup your balls?
« Reply #15 on: November 03, 2009, 08:22:32 PM »
I'm cupping my balls with an ice pack right now.
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Madrun Badrun

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Re: Do any of you dudes cup your balls?
« Reply #16 on: November 03, 2009, 08:24:16 PM »
 :lol how are they?

Phoenix Dark

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Re: Do any of you dudes cup your balls?
« Reply #17 on: November 03, 2009, 08:26:38 PM »
Feels better if you warm your hands up in the oven (or with hot water) before cupping your balls.
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BlueTsunami

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Re: Do any of you dudes cup your balls?
« Reply #18 on: November 03, 2009, 08:33:47 PM »
Man, the world is lucky I shake hands with my right hand
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muckhole

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Re: Do any of you dudes cup your balls?
« Reply #19 on: November 03, 2009, 08:34:59 PM »
:lol how are they?

Pretty bad, actually. The left on swelled up last night like a tennis ball. It's my own fault though, I haven't been taking it as easy as the doctor said, and now I'm paying for it. Doing absolutely nothing tomorrow.

Man, the world is lucky I shake hands with my right hand

Your spankin' hand!
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BlackMage

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Re: Do any of you dudes cup your balls?
« Reply #20 on: November 03, 2009, 08:57:35 PM »
smell your hand.
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BlueTsunami

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Re: Do any of you dudes cup your balls?
« Reply #21 on: November 03, 2009, 09:13:32 PM »
Smells like Junpei's breath
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Yeti

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Re: Do any of you dudes cup your balls?
« Reply #22 on: November 03, 2009, 10:18:03 PM »
I had a friend who used to get out of the shower, dust his balls with gold bond powder, and then stand in front of a huge box fan. You should try that.
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Re: Do any of you dudes cup your balls?
« Reply #23 on: November 03, 2009, 11:27:19 PM »
I'm cupping them right now being doing it since I have memory, I've also done the box fan in balls thing.
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Re: Do any of you dudes cup your balls?
« Reply #24 on: November 03, 2009, 11:46:09 PM »
Box fans suck.

Pedestal ftw.

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Re: Do any of you dudes cup your balls?
« Reply #25 on: November 04, 2009, 10:39:37 AM »
I cup mine all the time.  My wife says it makes me look like white trash.

Tauntaun

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Re: Do any of you dudes cup your balls?
« Reply #26 on: November 04, 2009, 10:41:35 AM »
I do but then one hand is warm and the other isn't so I have to switch.  :-*
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BlackMage

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Re: Do any of you dudes cup your balls?
« Reply #27 on: November 04, 2009, 11:05:47 AM »
I cup mine all the time.  My wife says it makes me look like white trash.

you got... married?!
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Re: Do any of you dudes cup your balls?
« Reply #28 on: November 04, 2009, 11:10:10 AM »
I keep my macbook on my lap and it nicely warms up my crotch.

Mupepe

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Re: Do any of you dudes cup your balls?
« Reply #29 on: November 04, 2009, 11:11:27 AM »
I cup mine all the time.  My wife says it makes me look like white trash.

you got... married?!
yes, sir.

I do but then one hand is warm and the other isn't so I have to switch.  :-*
Why not have someone hold one hand and cup your balls with the other?  love and comfort, bro.

BlackMage

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Re: Do any of you dudes cup your balls?
« Reply #30 on: November 04, 2009, 12:24:33 PM »
I cup mine all the time.  My wife says it makes me look like white trash.

you got... married?!
yes, sir.

I do but then one hand is warm and the other isn't so I have to switch.  :-*
Why not have someone hold one hand and cup your balls with the other?  love and comfort, bro.

mann the last time i talked to you you were still macking on mcdonalds girl!  :'(
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Tauntaun

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Re: Do any of you dudes cup your balls?
« Reply #31 on: November 04, 2009, 01:54:42 PM »
I do but then one hand is warm and the other isn't so I have to switch.  :-*
Why not have someone hold one hand and cup your balls with the other?  love and comfort, bro.

:heart  We can cup our balls with one hand and then hold hands with the other when you come to NYC.  :-*

mann the last time i talked to you you were still macking on mcdonalds girl!  :'(

Who do you think he married?  Free fries nikka!

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j/k idk who he married. :teehee
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Mupepe

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Re: Do any of you dudes cup your balls?
« Reply #32 on: November 04, 2009, 02:28:14 PM »
I cup mine all the time.  My wife says it makes me look like white trash.

you got... married?!
yes, sir.

I do but then one hand is warm and the other isn't so I have to switch.  :-*
Why not have someone hold one hand and cup your balls with the other?  love and comfort, bro.

mann the last time i talked to you you were still macking on mcdonalds girl!  :'(
:P

It was to my best friend who I had a casual relationship with for the last 4 years.

I do but then one hand is warm and the other isn't so I have to switch.  :-*
Why not have someone hold one hand and cup your balls with the other?  love and comfort, bro.

:heart  We can cup our balls with one hand and then hold hands with the other when you come to NYC.  :-*

mann the last time i talked to you you were still macking on mcdonalds girl!  :'(

Who do you think he married?  Free fries nikka!

spoiler (click to show/hide)
j/k idk who he married. :teehee
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What will our womenz say about that?? :o

Tauntaun

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Re: Do any of you dudes cup your balls?
« Reply #33 on: November 04, 2009, 02:45:37 PM »
They can sniff our hands.  :drake
:)

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Re: Do any of you dudes cup your balls?
« Reply #34 on: November 04, 2009, 03:14:59 PM »
They can sniff our hands.  :drake

I lol'd irl.
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Re: Do any of you dudes cup your balls?
« Reply #35 on: November 06, 2009, 10:39:26 PM »
I'm cupping my balls with an ice pack right now.

Gah! I've just forestalled The Snip for another few months, based on this image.