Author Topic: The girl next door is on TV right now... (Read 1884 times)

BlackMage · « **on:** November 04, 2009, 11:21:33 PM »

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ELISHAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BlackMage · « **Reply #1 on:** November 04, 2009, 11:22:41 PM »

mother fucking jesus christ damn she is fucking hotttttt

Ganhyun · « **Reply #2 on:** November 04, 2009, 11:24:00 PM »

name said girl.

BlackMage · « **Reply #3 on:** November 04, 2009, 11:25:15 PM »

Elisha Cuthbert!!! ima let her slide on the fact that she is canadian cause this movie is hottt shit ima jerk it to this movie eventhough its on cable.

Ganhyun · « **Reply #4 on:** November 04, 2009, 11:29:01 PM »

ahh yes, now I remember this movie. The one where she plays a pornstar right?

BlackMage · « **Reply #5 on:** November 04, 2009, 11:29:28 PM »

Quote from: Ganhyun on November 04, 2009, 11:29:01 PM

ahh yes, now I remember this movie. The one where she plays a pornstar right?

yessss

Diunx · « **Reply #6 on:** November 04, 2009, 11:43:19 PM »

She didn't get naked movie fucking sucked.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #7 on:** November 04, 2009, 11:44:20 PM »

Quote from: Diunx on November 04, 2009, 11:43:19 PM

She didn't get naked movie fucking sucked.

Seconded.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #8 on:** November 04, 2009, 11:44:57 PM »

Wilco likes men.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #9 on:** November 04, 2009, 11:45:09 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on November 04, 2009, 11:44:57 PM

Wilco likes men.

Seconded.

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #10 on:** November 04, 2009, 11:56:58 PM »

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #11 on:** November 05, 2009, 02:13:58 AM »

DAMMIT BLACKMAGE

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #12 on:** November 05, 2009, 03:08:37 AM »

Her bulbous pasty buttcheecks in "Old School" > *

[youtube=560,345]SenECYgrWh8[/youtube]

Disposable White Guy · « **Reply #13 on:** November 05, 2009, 11:57:54 AM »

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #14 on:** November 05, 2009, 01:27:40 PM »

what's all this then

Robo · « **Reply #15 on:** November 05, 2009, 01:31:42 PM »

Quote from: Diunx on November 04, 2009, 11:43:19 PM

She didn't get naked movie fucking sucked.

This. Cocktease garbage.

Ganhyun · « **Reply #16 on:** November 05, 2009, 02:32:05 PM »

Quote from: RoboJ on November 05, 2009, 01:31:42 PM

Quote from: Diunx on November 04, 2009, 11:43:19 PM
She didn't get naked movie fucking sucked.

This. Cocktease garbage.

I have to say, if she got naked in the movie it would have been better.

Robo · « **Reply #17 on:** November 05, 2009, 02:45:07 PM »

I just feel like I am inherently promised certain things when the premise of a movie is "hot teen porn star moves in next door; hi-jinx, etc".

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #18 on:** November 05, 2009, 04:51:53 PM »

If it had been made in the 80's, she would have been bare-ass nekkid at least once, guaranteed.

80's >>>>>>> 00's

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #19 on:** November 05, 2009, 04:54:06 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov® EDGE™ on November 05, 2009, 04:51:53 PM

If it had been made in the 80's, she would have been bare-ass nekkid at least once, guaranteed.

80's >>>>>>> 00's

Yes. I still get residual boners from watching an uncensored "Zap" as a teenager on HBO

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #20 on:** November 05, 2009, 04:55:10 PM »

00's American pseudo-Puritanism

Also see Jessica Alba I play a stripper that doesn;t strip. At least Monica Bellucie gets her kit off for her art.

Europe > America.

Kestastrophe · « **Reply #21 on:** November 05, 2009, 05:00:26 PM »

Quote from: Fresh Prince on November 05, 2009, 04:55:10 PM

00's American pseudo-Puritanism

Europe > America.

Let's let our daughters dress up like whores and bombard our kids with sexualized commercialism, all behind the self-righteous guise of religion, and then proceed to freak the fuck out when sex is addressed directly

America

Robo · « **Reply #22 on:** November 05, 2009, 05:11:22 PM »

Quote from: Fresh Prince on November 05, 2009, 04:55:10 PM

00's American pseudo-Puritanism

Also see Jessica Alba I play a stripper that doesn;t strip. At least Monica Bellucie gets her kit off for her art.

Europe > America.

The other (superior) Jessica pulled through for us in "Powder Blue", though.

chronovore · « **Reply #23 on:** November 06, 2009, 10:34:12 PM »

Quote from: Fresh Prince on November 05, 2009, 04:55:10 PM

00's American pseudo-Puritanism

Also see Jessica Alba I play a stripper that doesn;t strip. At least Monica Bellucie gets her kit off for her art.

Europe > America.

Yeah, Alba's said she wouldn't know how to deal with her dad if she did a nude scene. Obviously daddy needs to be removed from the picture.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #24 on:** November 07, 2009, 09:12:42 AM »

Quote from: chronovore on November 06, 2009, 10:34:12 PM

Quote from: Fresh Prince on November 05, 2009, 04:55:10 PM
00's American pseudo-Puritanism

Also see Jessica Alba I play a stripper that doesn;t strip. At least Monica Bellucie gets her kit off for her art.

Europe > America.

Yeah, Alba's said she wouldn't know how to deal with her dad if she did a nude scene. Obviously daddy needs to be removed from the picture.

I think I know how she needs to deal with her dad...

spoiler (click to show/hide)

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Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #25 on:** November 07, 2009, 09:15:39 AM »

That movie sucked. It was the riti version of Risky Business.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #26 on:** November 07, 2009, 09:53:38 AM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov® EDGE™ on November 07, 2009, 09:12:42 AM

Quote from: chronovore on November 06, 2009, 10:34:12 PM
Quote from: Fresh Prince on November 05, 2009, 04:55:10 PM
00's American pseudo-Puritanism

Also see Jessica Alba I play a stripper that doesn;t strip. At least Monica Bellucie gets her kit off for her art.

Europe > America.

Yeah, Alba's said she wouldn't know how to deal with her dad if she did a nude scene. Obviously daddy needs to be removed from the picture.

I think I know how she needs to deal with her dad...

spoiler (click to show/hide)
[close]

wtf is that from?

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #27 on:** November 07, 2009, 10:42:41 AM »

From the GAF thread on that gif

spoiler (click to show/hide)

(last segment)
http://www.tnaflix.com/view_video.php?viewkey=53442cdfb5dc8229dfe3

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Barry Egan · « **Reply #28 on:** November 07, 2009, 10:49:30 AM »

Clown Porn was another porn that I remember watching with my roommates in college.

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Author Topic: The girl next door is on TV right now... (Read 1884 times)