Author Topic: BREAKING: 13 dead, 31 injured in Fort Hood shooting, FoC tragically still alive. (Read 13497 times)

The Fake Shemp · « **on:** November 05, 2009, 04:00:10 PM »

Seven people are dead in shootings at Fort Hood in Texas, a Pentagon official said. One person is in custody and one was cornered, sources tell retired Army Gen. Russell Honore.

... Who would attack Fort Hood?

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #1 on:** November 05, 2009, 04:04:11 PM »

or am I

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #2 on:** November 05, 2009, 04:06:07 PM »

I WOULD GIVE ANYTHING TO HAVE HAD THIS HAPPEN TO FOC INSTEAD

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #3 on:** November 05, 2009, 04:21:27 PM »

It's every parent's nightmare to have FlameOfCallandor outlive your son.

... Damn, they're saying up to 30 people injured now.

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #4 on:** November 05, 2009, 04:23:53 PM »

Damn you guys are cold blooded.

Mupepe · « **Reply #5 on:** November 05, 2009, 04:31:45 PM »

$:-\$ I have friends there.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #6 on:** November 05, 2009, 04:34:38 PM »

Quote from: Rob Thomas on November 05, 2009, 04:31:45 PM

$:-\$ I have friends there.

Hope they're all ok.

duckman2000 · « **Reply #7 on:** November 05, 2009, 04:37:07 PM »

Alright, too soon

Bocsius · « **Reply #8 on:** November 05, 2009, 04:42:18 PM »

I'm an idiot. $:-\$

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #9 on:** November 05, 2009, 04:42:41 PM »

Quote from: duckman2000 on November 05, 2009, 04:37:07 PM

Alright, too soon

I'm guessing it was gonna be a MW2 reference?

duckman2000 · « **Reply #10 on:** November 05, 2009, 04:42:47 PM »

More acceptable than mine

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on November 05, 2009, 04:42:41 PM

Quote from: duckman2000 on November 05, 2009, 04:37:07 PM
Alright, too soon

I'm guessing it was gonna be a MW2 reference?

Yeah, but it was pretty weak.

Crushed · « **Reply #11 on:** November 05, 2009, 05:01:55 PM »

if troops had gun, this wouldn't have happen

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #12 on:** November 05, 2009, 05:04:57 PM »

If the shooters had FoC, this wouldn't have happened.

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #13 on:** November 05, 2009, 05:05:14 PM »

Quote from: Crushed on November 05, 2009, 05:01:55 PM

if troops had gun, this wouldn't have happen

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #14 on:** November 05, 2009, 05:26:45 PM »

Quote from: mojovonio on November 05, 2009, 05:07:20 PM

Ok ok ok, wait.

So what... 2 armed people went in to a MILITARY base and shot it to shit?

Uhhhhh, aren't these guys... you know.... trained for these kind of situations?

These medals? Yeah, this one is for filing paperwork, this one is for rubber band wars, oh yeah this one is for surfing...

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #15 on:** November 05, 2009, 05:36:04 PM »

Yeah, my money is on a Gomer Pyle incident

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #16 on:** November 05, 2009, 05:37:12 PM »

The shooter was an officer that was in his late 30s and about to be shipped off to Iraq.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #17 on:** November 05, 2009, 05:41:13 PM »

Also, MSNBC said he had as an "arabic sounding" last name.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #18 on:** November 05, 2009, 05:43:52 PM »

Official IDs a shooter as Army Major Malik Nadal Hasan

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #19 on:** November 05, 2009, 05:44:22 PM »

That's pretty Arabic sounding

edit: Wow, I didn't see the 12 dead part $:-\$

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #20 on:** November 05, 2009, 05:45:22 PM »

Nothing Arabic/Muslim about malik/malek.

Crushed · « **Reply #21 on:** November 05, 2009, 05:45:34 PM »

uh oh, his name was Major Malik Nadal Hasan

better get out of america now before republicans call for the internment of all browns

chronovore · « **Reply #22 on:** November 05, 2009, 05:45:53 PM »

Quote from: Willco on November 05, 2009, 04:21:27 PM

It's every parent's nightmare to have FlameOfCallandor outlive your son.

... Damn, they're saying up to 30 people injured now.

Is that from this? I loved this:
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/victim_in_fatal_car_accident

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #23 on:** November 05, 2009, 05:48:07 PM »

New GOP rule: NO MORE ARMY OFFICERS PROMOTED UNLESS YOUR NAME IS JOE SMITH OR DAVID SMITH.

Crushed · « **Reply #24 on:** November 05, 2009, 05:52:23 PM »

Dick Cheney to emerge from vermin lair, lick chops, declare Obama incapable of stopping terror.

Diunx · « **Reply #25 on:** November 05, 2009, 06:11:36 PM »

Can't wait for the Micheal Bay adaptation.

Crushed · « **Reply #26 on:** November 05, 2009, 06:17:56 PM »

I bet this Mohammedan Moslem attack against America was planned by 0bumgo in retaliation for America rejecting him yesterday.

Diunx · « **Reply #27 on:** November 05, 2009, 06:18:56 PM »

has anyone seen jinfash posting on the forums today?

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #28 on:** November 05, 2009, 06:19:46 PM »

lulz, speculation at GAF that because he was Muslim he wanted to take out some Americans

Quote

the odds of the name being a coincidence seem pretty slim

Then again....

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #29 on:** November 05, 2009, 06:22:27 PM »

Quote from: OptimoPeach on November 05, 2009, 06:19:46 PM

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the odds of the name being a coincidence seem pretty slim

Then again....

ffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

Oblivion · « **Reply #30 on:** November 05, 2009, 06:42:39 PM »

Obama: Okay, okay, you guys win, I won't pass health care reform, AIGHT?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #31 on:** November 05, 2009, 06:56:21 PM »

I have a cousin there. He's ok thankfully

RIP to the victims

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #32 on:** November 05, 2009, 07:14:56 PM »

They're saying he was an Army Psychiatrist, that's fucked.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #33 on:** November 05, 2009, 07:20:55 PM »

He was a Psychiatrist in Washinton but apparently not a very good one and that's why he got shipped down to bumfrak Texas and was about to be sent overseas.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #34 on:** November 05, 2009, 07:37:35 PM »

That pretty much contradicts everything people are saying actually.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #35 on:** November 05, 2009, 07:38:46 PM »

The Dallas Fox affiliate was just saying that he had gotten poor performance reviews.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #36 on:** November 05, 2009, 07:40:12 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov® EDGE™ on November 05, 2009, 07:20:55 PM

He was a Psychiatrist in Washinton but apparently not a very good one and that's why he got shipped down to bumfrak Texas and was about to be sent overseas.

Washington state?

drew · « **Reply #37 on:** November 05, 2009, 07:55:28 PM »

Quote from: Malek on November 05, 2009, 05:45:22 PM

Nothing Arabic/Muslim about malik/malek.

as if youd know you inbred hermit loser FUCK

oh wait, i forgot abut the internet, you probably do know then, all my other statements still stand

Ganhyun · « **Reply #38 on:** November 05, 2009, 08:00:05 PM »

RIP to those who passed on. And as others have said, weapons access is restricted on U.S. military bases inside the U.S. to certain areas.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #39 on:** November 05, 2009, 08:04:47 PM »

Quote from: Drewsy on November 05, 2009, 07:55:28 PM

Quote from: Malek on November 05, 2009, 05:45:22 PM
Nothing Arabic/Muslim about malik/malek.

as if youd know you inbred hermit loser FUCK

oh wait, i forgot abut the internet, you probably do know then, all my other statements still stand

well that was an unprovoked attack

Ganhyun · « **Reply #40 on:** November 05, 2009, 08:05:47 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on November 05, 2009, 08:04:47 PM

Quote from: Drewsy on November 05, 2009, 07:55:28 PM
Quote from: Malek on November 05, 2009, 05:45:22 PM
Nothing Arabic/Muslim about malik/malek.

as if youd know you inbred hermit loser FUCK

oh wait, i forgot abut the internet, you probably do know then, all my other statements still stand

well that was an unprovoked attack

I thought Drewsy was known for that?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #41 on:** November 05, 2009, 08:07:23 PM »

Updated: Death toll now stands at 13, another suspect has been detained for questioning.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #42 on:** November 05, 2009, 08:11:05 PM »

Quote from: Ganhyun on November 05, 2009, 08:05:47 PM

Quote from: CajoleJuice on November 05, 2009, 08:04:47 PM
Quote from: Drewsy on November 05, 2009, 07:55:28 PM
Quote from: Malek on November 05, 2009, 05:45:22 PM
Nothing Arabic/Muslim about malik/malek.

as if youd know you inbred hermit loser FUCK

oh wait, i forgot abut the internet, you probably do know then, all my other statements still stand

well that was an unprovoked attack

I thought Drewsy was known for that?

oh he is

he is

Ganhyun · « **Reply #43 on:** November 05, 2009, 08:12:02 PM »

Quote from: Edge™ of Kosma on November 05, 2009, 08:07:14 PM

America should invade America in retaliation.

How should it be split? Got several possibilities.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #44 on:** November 05, 2009, 08:27:51 PM »

Quote from: Malek on November 05, 2009, 05:45:22 PM

Nothing Arabic/Muslim about malik/malek.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #45 on:** November 05, 2009, 09:23:03 PM »

The shooter is alive.

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BREAKING NEWS: Army: Fort Hood shootings suspect is alive; death toll from attack remains 12.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #46 on:** November 05, 2009, 09:51:24 PM »

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #47 on:** November 05, 2009, 09:55:26 PM »

Shooter's crazy Internet ramblings.

ManaByte · « **Reply #48 on:** November 06, 2009, 01:36:22 AM »

Quote from: The Business on November 06, 2009, 12:24:23 AM

Because there's only one Nidal Hasan in the world?

Nightline and other news reports say that's him.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #49 on:** November 06, 2009, 02:54:46 AM »

It must have been them viddy games.

but honestly it sounds like due to his type of job, he was getting harassed a lot for his ethnicity and religion and I guess the guy just snapped.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #50 on:** November 06, 2009, 02:56:49 AM »

Yes, it was obviously bigotry that led him to shoot up a center full of soldiers.

EmCeeGrammar · « **Reply #51 on:** November 06, 2009, 03:00:27 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 05, 2009, 08:27:51 PM

Quote from: Malek on November 05, 2009, 05:45:22 PM
Nothing Arabic/Muslim about malik/malek.

(Image removed from quote.)

Damn, me and Malek look kind of the same.
Maybe we are long lost brothers, with a genetic disposition towards avoidant personality disorder.

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #52 on:** November 06, 2009, 03:01:30 AM »

Quote from: Willco on November 05, 2009, 09:55:26 PM

Shooter's crazy Internet ramblings.

Quote from: obamalied

Any muslim that doesn't immediately denounce your blood lusting violent murderous throughts is a freak and a heathen. You are stained with pigs blood. Pigs blood upon you

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #53 on:** November 06, 2009, 09:11:25 AM »

Man if only Obama didn't send troops of to war. THIS IS BLOOD ON OBAMA'S HANDS!!!!!!!

Crushed · « **Reply #54 on:** November 06, 2009, 09:19:21 AM »

Clearly this was either a highly-trained terrorist sleeper unit receiving orders from Terror High Command, or his worship of the moon god caused Sudden Jihad Syndrome to kick in.

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #55 on:** November 06, 2009, 09:21:56 AM »

I'm eagerly awaiting all the outcry from the left against the commander in chief responsible for this!!!

Brehvolution · « **Reply #56 on:** November 06, 2009, 09:23:56 AM »

Because Obama is to blame for everything to you fegs.

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #57 on:** November 06, 2009, 09:26:31 AM »

Quote from: Zero Hero EDGE™ on November 06, 2009, 09:23:56 AM

Because Obama is to blame for everything to you distinguished effete fellows.

You mean the commander in chief isn't responsible for everything??

B-b-but michael moore... the last 6 years... everything the left told me is a lie... :'(

brawndolicious · « **Reply #58 on:** November 06, 2009, 09:28:26 AM »

flame, can you think of any possible use you have to society?

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #59 on:** November 06, 2009, 09:29:19 AM »

Don't even try to deny that their would be protests from code pink and other groups on the left if Bush was still president.

Olbermann would probably cream himself, declaring Bush the worst person ever etc...

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Author Topic: BREAKING: 13 dead, 31 injured in Fort Hood shooting, FoC tragically still alive. (Read 13497 times)