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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #2700 on: January 21, 2010, 05:12:46 PM »
Its very easy to replace date with rape yes, but I wont go into details

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #2701 on: January 21, 2010, 05:20:14 PM »
The one girl who was wearing flannel in one of my classes was wearing flannel again today.  If this continues next week, my goal for the semester is to out-stalk malek.  I have the advantage of going to classes.

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #2702 on: January 21, 2010, 05:23:33 PM »
Going to class? Not worth it.

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« Reply #2703 on: January 21, 2010, 05:27:31 PM »
I need a way to make up for my lack of stalking skills

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #2704 on: January 21, 2010, 05:27:43 PM »
What is with you guys and flannel?

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« Reply #2705 on: January 21, 2010, 05:29:35 PM »
It's cuddly and warm and soothing when you are all alone.

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« Reply #2706 on: January 21, 2010, 05:33:08 PM »
What is with you guys and flannel?

people who wear flannel are good with wood

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« Reply #2707 on: January 21, 2010, 05:34:11 PM »
What is with you guys and flannel?
flannel girls tend to be sluttier.

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #2708 on: January 21, 2010, 05:35:30 PM »
Flannel Girls has just become a form of unrequited love. Every dude has their own Flannel Girl, well, except for Mojo and Kosma.
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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #2709 on: January 21, 2010, 05:39:37 PM »
Mojo kind of does, only it's with a girl who he was with for several years.  It's odd but I find his story way more sad than malek's, or mine.

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« Reply #2710 on: January 21, 2010, 05:45:02 PM »
People like Flannel Girl because Flannel Girl has legs!, whereas cute girl is pretty much already forgotten.   

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« Reply #2711 on: January 21, 2010, 05:47:39 PM »
What about my too-much-make-up girl from my Kant class.  She has a boyfriend, and looked at me today.  I assume she wanted to cheat and totally devour my cock.  Then I disagreed with her about something and she gave me a semi-dirty look.   :'(  My heart is broken.   

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #2712 on: January 21, 2010, 05:51:08 PM »
 :lol

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« Reply #2713 on: January 21, 2010, 05:52:23 PM »
I actually did have a pretty decent girl offer to get me a coffee for watching her stuff in the lab today.  I kind of laughed when she said it and looked away, which fucked up any chance of furthering the conversation.  She also has a boyfriend though.  Every girl in all my classes either talk about their boyfriends or about how they are getting married.  It makes me very unhopeful.   

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« Reply #2714 on: January 21, 2010, 05:56:08 PM »
People like Flannel Girl because Flannel Girl has legs!, whereas cute girl is pretty much already forgotten.  

Cute Girl has long legs!  :drool


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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #2715 on: January 21, 2010, 05:58:16 PM »
hey FM would you be my client if/when I become a psychiatrist?

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #2716 on: January 21, 2010, 05:59:18 PM »
I don't do pills.  I think that's part of the problem. 

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« Reply #2717 on: January 21, 2010, 06:06:32 PM »
Thanks Kosma.

What kind of job was it again?

Electrical engineer.
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« Reply #2718 on: January 21, 2010, 06:28:14 PM »


I think Arvie should be put on a regimen of 7g of Northern Lights per day and then be told to report back. The results would be hilarious.
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« Reply #2719 on: January 21, 2010, 06:29:26 PM »
what are those?

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« Reply #2720 on: January 21, 2010, 06:33:19 PM »
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« Reply #2721 on: January 21, 2010, 06:38:04 PM »
god damn. :pimp
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« Reply #2722 on: January 21, 2010, 06:39:09 PM »
:drool

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« Reply #2723 on: January 21, 2010, 06:44:51 PM »
For you corny:

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« Reply #2725 on: January 21, 2010, 06:51:23 PM »
smh druggies
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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #2726 on: January 21, 2010, 06:54:37 PM »
Pot > Underage girls.
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« Reply #2727 on: January 21, 2010, 08:16:05 PM »
Pot > Underage girls.
and natalie portman.

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« Reply #2728 on: January 21, 2010, 08:32:52 PM »
What about my too-much-make-up girl from my Kant class.  She has a boyfriend, and looked at me today.  I assume she wanted to cheat and totally devour my cock.  Then I disagreed with her about something and she gave me a semi-dirty look.   :'(  My heart is broken.   

I think she wanted to do the dirty with you.
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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #2729 on: January 21, 2010, 08:51:39 PM »
Well she did look at me.  Right in the eyes. 

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #2730 on: January 21, 2010, 09:18:12 PM »
I got high just looking at that sticky
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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #2731 on: January 21, 2010, 09:22:38 PM »
Was the thing you disagreed with her asking to have sex with you by any chance?

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #2732 on: January 21, 2010, 09:28:08 PM »
No it was that writing could exist in the absence space.

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« Reply #2733 on: January 21, 2010, 09:38:54 PM »
homework is hard  :(
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Prove the following: Let G = (V,E) be an undirected graph. If every vertex of G has even degree,
then every maximal trail of positive length in G has the same start and end vertex.

conceptually it's easy to see but writing a formal proof is a bitch. 

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« Reply #2734 on: January 21, 2010, 09:52:55 PM »

He is a computer science major, too. 

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« Reply #2735 on: January 21, 2010, 09:59:59 PM »
SWEET, SWEET CHEEBA :drool
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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #2736 on: January 21, 2010, 10:04:44 PM »
Pot > Underage girls.

Now, lets not get crazy here...
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« Reply #2737 on: January 21, 2010, 10:04:45 PM »
homework is hard  :(
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Prove the following: Let G = (V,E) be an undirected graph. If every vertex of G has even degree,
then every maximal trail of positive length in G has the same start and end vertex.

conceptually it's easy to see but writing a formal proof is a bitch. 

wait no it's really fucking easy.

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« Reply #2738 on: January 21, 2010, 10:05:21 PM »
Having a message board conversation with yourself? That can't be good.

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« Reply #2739 on: January 21, 2010, 10:05:43 PM »
Having a message board conversation with yourself? That can't be good.


No it sure can't!

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #2740 on: January 21, 2010, 10:12:48 PM »
This thread is getting kind of bonkers.
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« Reply #2741 on: January 21, 2010, 10:13:09 PM »
This thread is getting kind of bonkers.

Shut up, fatass.
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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #2742 on: January 21, 2010, 10:15:37 PM »
Hey, I was actually talking to someone I actually know in real life, just now... on facebook.  The conversation went like this:

Quote from: dude
Countdown to fernie t-minus 1 sleep...
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sleeps are my favorite unit of time.
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they are the most functional of times.
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Most functional indeed. Take it's application in physics. The Sound Sleep Theorem states that the velocity of an object when calculated in distance/sleeps will always equal 0. This of course breaks when dealing with velocities of sleepwalkers.
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It just got unbelievably nerdy in here.

 :'(

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« Reply #2743 on: January 21, 2010, 10:20:07 PM »
besides, having a conversation with yourself can be soothing in times of loneliness.

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just think about all you have to live for arvie1!
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O thanks dude.  I had forgotten.  You're my best friend arvie2.  You know that.

so there Malek.  I win.

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #2744 on: January 21, 2010, 10:21:58 PM »
This thread is getting kind of bonkers.

Shut up, fatass.

Dont tell fatass to shut up.
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« Reply #2745 on: January 21, 2010, 10:26:53 PM »
This thread is getting kind of bonkers.

Shut up, fatass.

Dont tell fatass to shut up.

You're always there for me! :bearhug
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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #2746 on: January 21, 2010, 10:36:51 PM »
fistful have you ever smoked weed before?
No, I'm not a tool.
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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #2747 on: January 21, 2010, 10:43:37 PM »
No, I'm not a tool.

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #2748 on: January 21, 2010, 10:45:35 PM »
This thread is getting kind of bonkers.

Shut up, fatass.

Dont tell fatass to shut up.

You're always there for me! :bearhug

Yeah boo, you're one of my many fap sources. Cant let you go down like that.
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« Reply #2749 on: January 21, 2010, 10:59:13 PM »
I think some people in this thread might have to get reported :/
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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #2750 on: January 21, 2010, 11:00:20 PM »
how's the hormone treatment going
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« Reply #2751 on: January 21, 2010, 11:01:09 PM »
I think some people in this thread might have to get reported :/

DMC4 > Bayonetta
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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #2752 on: January 21, 2010, 11:28:58 PM »
This thread is getting kind of bonkers.

Shut up, fatass.

Dont tell fatass to shut up.

You're always there for me! :bearhug

Yeah boo, you're one of my many fap sources. Cant let you go down like that.

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #2753 on: January 21, 2010, 11:51:58 PM »
I'm sitting in one of my Lit classes and there's this girl sitting next to me with dyed red hair and frock coat and scarf and all sorts of semi-homeless-chic attire. I'm jotting down notes like mad, because I had to get the e-book form of the text and can't make notes on the book pages. Meanwhile, she's writing something down next to me on legal notepad. I realize I it doesn't quite look like notes, and she's got her ipod blaring in her ears, so I figure she won't notice me peeking over.

On the notepad she had written down a venn diagram of Job Internship and House Party. Under Internship, she had "business casual attire" and some other random things I couldn't read. Under House Party she had "American Apparel" and "free pot" and "Cocaine". I suddenly got curious as to what was in the middle of the venn diagram, but she kept covering her scribblings with her hand. Maybe she was aware of my snooping. None the less, she keeps listing down things in her venn diagram and I can't tell if this is some strange assignment or her weekend plans.

Also of note, soon into the lecture she starts shaking her pen madly while writing down her list. About halfway into the lecture she stops with the venn diagram and her knee starts shaking like crazy and her foot is going tap-tap-tap-tap-tap-tap-tap-tap-tap-tap-tap-tap! I'm starting get a bit worried.

Then she starts a new page, and I think she might actually start writing notes. There's some actual text in the upper left corner. I ignore cocaine girl for awhile, but look back over because I'm a bit tired of my own note writing. What I see is that she's filled half the page with random curvy foilage patterns. Halfway down the foilage stops and she's drawn a zig-zagging wall across the page. Underneath this she's drawn what can only be described as the detached tails of the chesire cat. I'm just confused now and various parts of her body are still shaking. I sneak back to my notes.

But then of course, I look over again and she's started drawing the detached tails into letters. The cat-tails read "THE MAN OF THE CROW". I'm like wtf. At this point I am just a little frightened of her and wondering if I should scoot over a seat.

Anyways, class ends, I get the fuck out and think I'm free. Only that the bus I choose to get onto has her on it. And on the second stop everyone gets off except for her and I, and she's sitting right across from me. So I moved seats.
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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #2754 on: January 21, 2010, 11:55:06 PM »
damn, thats fucked up.

did she stare at you?
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« Reply #2755 on: January 21, 2010, 11:56:58 PM »
She gave me a look when I got on the bus, but I avoided eye contact after that.

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #2756 on: January 22, 2010, 12:11:50 AM »
was she hot?

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« Reply #2757 on: January 22, 2010, 12:19:07 AM »
She knew you were looking at her notes.
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« Reply #2758 on: January 22, 2010, 12:33:23 AM »
fistful have you ever smoked weed before?
No, I'm not a tool.

You must've been asked this a hundred times already but why don't you try it once to gain a perspective as to what it's like?

He can't stalk Natalie Portman with dulled senses.
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« Reply #2759 on: January 22, 2010, 01:01:02 AM »
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