My last business related hotel stay

[Reb]

I'm already ordering room service, beer and a ridiculous expensive breakfast with the company credit card.

What am I missing?

[tehjaybo]

PPV Porn.

[Akala]

destroy the minibar. or just take it all with you.

[Ganhyun]

Get the PPV porn and see if u can swing a stripper/masseuse/hooker as well*

*Do not do this actually. 

[Mupepe]

Does the hotel have a gift shop?  Go nuts.

[Mr. Gundam]

Does the hotel have a gift shop?  Go nuts.

This.

Rebiak, shower your Secret Santa recipient with untold riches courtesy of your company card.

[Diunx]

And what kind of hotel would leave that beer there? for all they know it could have been poison that a psycho left there.

[Phoenix Dark]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=379286

[Joe Molotov]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=379286

I don't think giving a 3rd grader a forced blowjob would be a good thing to use his company credit card for.

[Phoenix Dark]

wrong thread fuck 

[brawndolicious]

Hotels actually only have softcore porn.  That means that they can't show penetration or even genitalia.  Plus if you're a purist, the actors aren't actually having sex and the guy (probably on some blood-thinning drugs?) is just dry-humping the girl with a flaccid unit.

[Bildi]

I rented a VHS porn tape when I turned 18 and of course it was softcore.  But they messed up and there was a few seconds showing full penetration.  Luckily my VCR had a convenient A-B loop function.