Official Bore Thread of Why Does Ethan Hawke Suck SO Much Ass

[ch1nchilla]

He has ruined at least 3 awesome movies for me: Training Day, Before the Devil Knows You're Dead, and Lord of War. When will it stop?  Ethan Hawke

[/spoiler]The trailer for Staten Island set this off, btw.[/spoiler]

[cool breeze]

He was good in Gattaca (if you didn't compare him to Jude Law  )

[Barry Egan]

Before Sunrise

[BlueTsunami]

He's so type casted as the straight man. I'm trying to remember a movie I liked him in... Gattaca?

[Bocsius]

  Dead Poets Society

[ch1nchilla]

He's so type casted as the straight man. complete fucking pussy.

Fixed like woah. He was completely meh in Gattaca, as I recall.

[HyperZoneWasAwesome]

Ever see Taking Lives (you really don't have to BTW), its not what could be called good, but there is an lengthy Angelina Jolie-Hawke sex scene.  She got her kit off (I mean, gosh DAMN) while the Ethester stayed fully clothed, it was very bizzare and at least partially, killed the hawtness of the scene.

Not that I wanted to see Ethan Hawke's Christian-Bale-in-The-Machinist-type-body, but if you can't convincingly make love to one of the most beautiful actresses on earth, how hard must regular acting be?

[Kestastrophe]

I liked him in Before the Devil Knows You're Dead, even though he was overshadowed by Philip Seymour Hoffman.

Uma Thurman is a goddess, he is an ass for passing on that

[Flannel Boy]

Uma Thurman is a goddess

 

[Kestastrophe]

I'll admit she's a brown bagger, but her body is bangin

[Flannel Boy]

[Mr. Gundam]

Before Sunrise and Before Sunset negate your complaints.

[Diunx]

Ever see Taking Lives (you really don't have to BTW), its not what could be called good, but there is an lengthy Angelina Jolie-Hawke sex scene.  She got her kit off (I mean, gosh DAMN) while the Ethester stayed fully clothed, it was very bizzare and at least partially, killed the hawtness of the scene.

Not that I wanted to see Ethan Hawke's Christian-Bale-in-The-Machinist-type-body, but if you can't convincingly make love to one of the most beautiful actresses on earth, how hard must regular acting be?

I watched that scene an then changed the channel.

[ch1nchilla]

Holy shit Uma Thurman needs to get her jammers together.

[Smooth Groove]

He was good in Gattaca (if you didn't compare him to Jude Law  )

Yeah, he was really good in it. 

I loved that movie even though some of the arguments against genetic science were kinda wonky. 

[Phoenix Dark]

I had no problem with him in Before the Devil Knows You're Dead. In fact he had some great moments throughout the film.

Can't really know him for being meh in Training Day. He was just there to witness Denzel rip shit up hardcore

[ch1nchilla]

I had no problem with him in Before the Devil Knows You're Dead. In fact he had some great moments throughout the film.

Can't really know him for being meh in Training Day. He was just there to witness Denzel rip shit up hardcore

Dude he was a totally weak, inexcusably worthless human being in Before the Devil Knows You're Dead, as was Hoffman, but at least Hoffman was a better actor.

[Cravis]

I enjoyed him in Assault on Precinct 13.

[DJ_Tet]

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