Michael
First off: Yuck. J Travolta in JUST overalls with big honkin Furry Lovin wings. *barf*
What made this movie REALLY lame was the horrible pie sung by McDowell:
Pie
Pie
Me oh my
Nothi
ng tastes sweet, wet, salty and dry
all at once o well it's pie
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Apple!
Pumpkin!
Minced
an' wet bottom.
Come to your place everyday if you've got em'
Pie
Me o my
I love pie
So apparently Michael COMES TO MOTHERFUCKING EARTH to line dance with women, smoke, eat too much, and get two dumbass reporters together. Apparently God doesnt have much on his plate.
Phenomenon
Basically this was about some hick in the middle of nowhere getting a tumor the size of his own fist and learning spanish/italian/portugese real fast because of magical tumor powers. The best part is the end when he dies right after gaining the love of a basket-weaving woman attracted to men with giant tumors, and the world loses one more talented tumor-ridden linguist.
...I just...I mean...
