Author Topic: Top 50 worst one-liners/monologues in games (Read 2861 times)

Don Flamenco · « **on:** November 11, 2009, 06:24:05 PM »

[youtube=560,345]ulbotKa5LnM[/youtube]

Your arrows are like you

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #1 on:** November 11, 2009, 06:41:20 PM »

"Now fear my arctic blast"

No energy what so ever.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #2 on:** November 11, 2009, 06:41:35 PM »

"I have to stay alive and write this article before I die!"

"Okay."

"Doctor Rirey"

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #3 on:** November 11, 2009, 06:49:57 PM »

I like girls...but now...it's about justice.

duckman2000 · « **Reply #4 on:** November 11, 2009, 06:53:40 PM »

Number 19 there sounds a lot like our friend the Katana unpacker.

MCD · « **Reply #5 on:** November 11, 2009, 06:54:35 PM »

She is female, 23 years old.

BAD

demi · « **Reply #6 on:** November 11, 2009, 06:58:51 PM »

eh... you could do better.

bork · « **Reply #7 on:** November 11, 2009, 07:15:34 PM »

Quote from: MCD on November 11, 2009, 06:54:35 PM

She is female, 23 years old.

BAD

Col. Campbell

bork · « **Reply #8 on:** November 11, 2009, 07:18:50 PM »

"Hi. What a cute boy. Interested in my body, aren't you?"

"NOT interested."

"OH. You're into THAT."

"I like girls. But now, it's about…JUSTICE."

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #9 on:** November 11, 2009, 07:40:42 PM »

"I like girls. But now, it's about…JUSTICE."

Bebpo · « **Reply #10 on:** November 11, 2009, 07:42:47 PM »

omgggg at Last Alert, Winback, and Megaman 8

The Michigan one was good dead "oh good it wasn't the toilet smelling, it was just a dead body"

This makes a good case for voice acting in games

Bebpo · « **Reply #11 on:** November 11, 2009, 07:45:56 PM »

Winback one is definitely my favorite

A: I guess this means we can FORGET about using the elevator
B: Maybe not! Tom left a message....he wrote it on the floor! In his own blood!
A: ..His own blood!?!?....WAY TO GO KID!

Bildi · « **Reply #12 on:** November 11, 2009, 07:49:24 PM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on November 11, 2009, 07:40:21 PM

The entire top ten could have been Castle Shikigami 2.

"Hold me if I'm dying, and vice versa OK?"

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #13 on:** November 11, 2009, 07:56:38 PM »

Quote from: Bildi on November 11, 2009, 07:49:24 PM

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on November 11, 2009, 07:40:21 PM
The entire top ten could have been Castle Shikigami 2.

"Hold me if I'm dying, and vice versa OK?"

That one is fucking incredible...my mind is blown trying to figure out the vice versa of that sentence.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #14 on:** November 11, 2009, 08:13:37 PM »

Quote from: Kranz Fafka on November 11, 2009, 07:56:38 PM

Quote from: Bildi on November 11, 2009, 07:49:24 PM
Quote from: Genghis Cohen on November 11, 2009, 07:40:21 PM
The entire top ten could have been Castle Shikigami 2.

"Hold me if I'm dying, and vice versa OK?"

That one is fucking incredible...my mind is blown trying to figure out the vice versa of that sentence.

I took it to mean she'd hold him if he were dying.

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #15 on:** November 11, 2009, 08:20:19 PM »

I know that, but it's so awkward, because, and maybe I'm nuts, usually the "vice versa" part would refer back to her. Like "I'll hold you if you're dying, and vice versa, OK?"

Bildi · « **Reply #16 on:** November 11, 2009, 08:37:14 PM »

I think you're right. In this form they just should have made it "and I'll do the same for you, OK?" It's just a masterful comedy of errors.

Himu · « **Reply #17 on:** November 11, 2009, 10:05:54 PM »

Needs more Shenmue

Akala · « **Reply #18 on:** November 11, 2009, 10:11:00 PM »

I remember a few of these.

personally, I think the megaman one was the worst.

many of those games had excuses for how terrible the VA was.

Bildi · « **Reply #19 on:** November 11, 2009, 10:28:30 PM »

The megaman one is pretty special since the guys stuffs up his first line, but they used it anyway.

Oblivion · « **Reply #20 on:** November 11, 2009, 11:26:05 PM »

Wait, which Megaman? X4? Is it the "WHAT AM I FIGHTING FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR?"

MMX4

archie4208 · « **Reply #21 on:** November 11, 2009, 11:29:16 PM »

I'm disappointed this didn't make the list.

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #22 on:** November 11, 2009, 11:31:55 PM »

also, no SOTN. Didn't even have to be the famous opening scene, pretty much all the dialogue is distinguished mentally-challenged.

Himu · « **Reply #23 on:** November 12, 2009, 12:06:33 AM »

The best ever

[youtube=560,345]OMTizJemHO8[/youtube]

pilonv1 · « **Reply #24 on:** November 12, 2009, 06:48:57 AM »

Quote from: Bebpo on November 11, 2009, 07:45:56 PM

Winback one is definitely my favorite

A: I guess this means we can FORGET about using the elevator
B: Maybe not! Tom left a message....he wrote it on the floor! In his own blood!
A: ..His own blood!?!?....WAY TO GO KID!

easily the best one

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #25 on:** November 12, 2009, 10:19:27 AM »

Quote from: Bildi on November 11, 2009, 10:28:30 PM

The megaman one is pretty special since the guys stuffs up his first line, but they used it anyway.

His messes up his line TWICE!

chronovore · « **Reply #26 on:** November 13, 2009, 01:13:21 AM »

Quote from: Jinfash on November 11, 2009, 06:25:45 PM

omg and I've only listened to first 5

Edit:

Dynasty Warriors 3

Michigan: Report from Hell

Evil Zone

What is the DEAL with Evil Zone? The game has a weird, almost rabid following. I played it, thought it was unremarkable.

HyperZoneWasAwesome · « **Reply #27 on:** November 13, 2009, 02:06:21 AM »

I present to all of thee, a passage from the Mobile Light Force 2 instruction booklet.

Enemy Characters

Akuhiroshi
His wife was killed by a killer who enjoed watching her die. However, he only received a very light sentence so he killed the killer at the courthouse and turned into a devil.
"Is this what you call justice!!"

bork · « **Reply #28 on:** November 13, 2009, 03:36:35 AM »

Quote from: chronovore on November 13, 2009, 01:13:21 AM

What is the DEAL with Evil Zone? The game has a weird, almost rabid following. I played it, thought it was unremarkable.

It was, at the time, the most "cinematic" fighting game out there, and did an amazing job of capturing various anime character types in a fighting game. The game play was really simplistic, but the game had some really cool-looking moves, and all the little stuff like each character's story mode having an episodic-like feel made it a fan-favorite. I had quite a bit of fun with the Japanese version way back when, and would be interested in a sequel. I avoided the English version like the plague, however; just hearing the voices when they showed the game at E3 that year was enough to make me steer clear.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #29 on:** November 13, 2009, 04:17:25 AM »

OH MY GOD at Shining Force III (#40)

"Now bear my Arctic Blast!"

That was the gayest line delivery ever

"Before you die, I'm going to tell you a little secret just to make it so you really don't want to die"

chronovore · « **Reply #30 on:** November 15, 2009, 05:32:36 AM »

Girly voice: "It hurts a bit, but... I can walk."

Himu · « **Reply #31 on:** November 15, 2009, 09:42:05 PM »

gayaseed wasu pofected

Beezy · « **Reply #32 on:** November 15, 2009, 10:01:31 PM »

Michigan: Report from Hell

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #33 on:** November 15, 2009, 10:45:49 PM »

This list was missing "I SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE ONE TO FILL YOUR DARK SOUL WITH LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!"

That was embarrassing, and I was playing by myself. My friends had just left, and the thought that someone could have seen me playing that was enough to give me shivers. At least with Ar Tonelico, I know to lock the door before I start playing.

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #34 on:** November 15, 2009, 10:54:23 PM »

I talk about all the cool games I'm playing on this forum, but in reality, I pretty much only play Mana Khemia, with short breaks for Chaos Wars.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #35 on:** November 15, 2009, 10:57:01 PM »

I cannot believe there is a list with the opening monologue from Symphony of the Night not on it.

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #36 on:** November 16, 2009, 09:27:22 AM »

GETSET

The Sceneman · « **Reply #37 on:** November 17, 2009, 02:20:11 AM »

Im kinda glad they didnt include SotN becuase its so played out...

some good shit here. Could use more Tenchu though

ch1nchilla · « **Reply #38 on:** November 17, 2009, 09:59:18 PM »

Is there any Max Payne 2 in there? I can't watch the video right now...

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #39 on:** November 17, 2009, 10:04:04 PM »

Quote from: ch1nchilla on November 17, 2009, 09:59:18 PM

Is there any Max Payne 2 in there? I can't watch the video right now...

no, these are a special kind of bad. not intentionally noir-cheesy.

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Author Topic: Top 50 worst one-liners/monologues in games (Read 2861 times)