Dobbs: "I've got proof that Obama is not just a Kenyan, but an reptilian alien from another planet! ... And I'm going to show it on air!"
CNN Executive: "Uh, that's distinguished mentally-challenged - we're not going to let you say that, Lou."
Dobbs: "Oh, I see. He got to you too. Well, Roger Ailes believes me!"
CNN Executive: "Fine, go to him. We don't care."
Dobbs: "Well then I quit!"
CNN Executive: "Ok."
Dobbs: "I'm leaving! Forever! FOR GOOD!"
CNN Executive: "Alright."
Dobbs: "And I'm never coming back! ... EVER!"
CNN Executive: "Great."