Hooooooooooooooleeeeeeeeee SHIIIIIIIIIT. TEHJAYBO HAS FAILED US.

[The Fake Shemp]

Bloodwake just changed his relationship status to engaged.

That's right, he's going to marry the chick that led to this thread and this thread and many other posts that were deleted at his request.

What the fuck, tehjaybo. You couldn't talk some sense into him?

[Reb]

Never liked him anyway.

[Mupepe]

we all do stupid things.  and we all have the right to be miserable.  let's have sex with him

[The Fake Shemp]

Eww, no. Who knows where his anus has been.

[Van Cruncheon]

i still love tehjaybo

bloodwake not so much

[Reb]

Yeah, tehjaybo for Bloodwake was a good swap.

[Tauntaun]

tehjababeebooya is the best mayne!   

[Phoenix Dark]

Getting married in your uber early 20s

[Barry Egan]

EB should send his fiance the threads he made about her as a wedding gift.  

[Tauntaun]

Does Bloodwake's fiancee know that he can't participate in a secret santa without fucking it up entirely?  i see bad things.

[tehjaybo]

This turned into a tehjaybo love thread.  I could get used to this.


And yes, I did talk to him about it.  He's had his mind made up for a while now, actually.  He announced it a while back, and I THOUGHT it was on facebook already, but apparently not.  It's what he wants.  And I can't stand in the way of it if it is what he wants.  I want the best for him, yeah.  But I also want him to be happy, even if my views of the two aren't the same thing.  Also, btw, they're planning a long engagement, not omg lets go get married right now.

I don't have anything against his girlfriend.  We didn't like each other for a while, and her sister is batshit insane (a few of her sisters, for that matter), but we kind of made up, and we don't talk about it anymore.  Bygones be bygones, and all that.

tl:dr, If Bloodwake is happy, great.  If he gets married and hates it, I own weapons. 

[The Fake Shemp]

Oh my God.

Dude, tehjaybo, a real friend wouldn't have stopped at merely talking. You should have given his girlfriend a frame bang, then it would be to awkward for him to marry her.

[tehjaybo]

pics

Due to long talks that Bloodwake and I had about this, I cannot provide.

EB should send his fiance the threads he made about her as a wedding gift.  

Oh jesus christ....  please don't.

[Phoenix Dark]

This turned into a tehjaybo love thread.  I could get used to this.


And yes, I did talk to him about it.  He's had his mind made up for a while now, actually.  He announced it a while back, and I THOUGHT it was on facebook already, but apparently not.  It's what he wants.  And I can't stand in the way of it if it is what he wants.  I want the best for him, yeah.  But I also want him to be happy, even if my views of the two aren't the same thing.  Also, btw, they're planning a long engagement, not omg lets go get married right now.

I don't have anything against his girlfriend.  We didn't like each other for a while, and her sister is batshit insane (a few of her sisters, for that matter), but we kind of made up, and we don't talk about it anymore.  Bygones be bygones, and all that.

tl:dr, If Bloodwake is happy, great.  If he gets married and hates it, I own weapons. 

[youtube=560,345]BnwLf88t_Wc[/youtube]

[The Fake Shemp]

I'm sorry, mojovonio - I forgot one of the threads is locked away in our secret place.

Let us remember Bloodwake during happier times... like in this thread!

[Tauntaun]

Punch her really hard in the tit next time you see her and say "THIS IS HOW YOU MAKE ME FEEL!" 

Man I offer good advice. 

[Robo]

And yes, I did talk to him about it.  He's had his mind made up for a while now, actually.  He announced it a while back, and I THOUGHT it was on facebook already, but apparently not.

I'm pretty sure it was.  I remember seeing it awhile back, but didn't feel like it was appropriate to say anything.  My position is that the stuff people post on Facebook is generally off-limits to spreading around everywhere else without the person's direct involvement.  For whatever reason (and to Facebook's benefit), it's been excluded from the "don't talk about personal stuff on the internet" clause of rational internet behavior that still applies everywhere else.

Not to be read as a knock on this thread's intentions.

[Tauntaun]

 ^    He's callin you out Willbayco!

[Robo]

 

Willco can do whatever he wants and it's not like Bloodwake didn't involve everyone here in his distinguished mentally-challenged dramatics in the first place.

[T234]

I have met all of the people in question.

I think the lovebirds in question were motherfucking made for each other. Every time I hear the postal service song Clark Gable I think of of those two individuals. My nicca Bloodwake is a man of drama and theatrical problems following him everywhere.The women of the south end of this state are fucking crazy, the remaining members of KY bore will tell you.

[tehjaybo]

He's marrying nerdy girl?

No, this is not the same girl. 

We met this chick (and her sister, which I dated for a while) on St Patty's day '09.

[Kestastrophe]

i still love tehjaybo

bloodwake not so much

.

also, billyofcourse

[Mr. Gundam]

He's marrying nerdy girl?

No, this is not the same girl. 

We met this chick (and her sister, which I dated for a while) on St Patty's day '09.

They met less than a year ago and are already engaged?

HOLY FUCK 

That's pretty damn fast. My wife and I dated for about two years before I proposed. Hell, we were living together when I popped the question.

[Mr. Gundam]

Redhead?

She's blonde.

Going well, but no way am I getting married.

He's marrying nerdy girl?

No, this is not the same girl. 

We met this chick (and her sister, which I dated for a while) on St Patty's day '09.

They met less than a year ago and are already engaged?

HOLY FUCK 

That's pretty damn fast. My wife and I dated for about two years before I proposed. Hell, we were living together when I popped the question.

Its distinguished mentally-challenged because people change pretty drastically at 24, 25, 26. The people they are now won't be anywhere near the people the are in their late 20s.

I agree about waiting, but I wasn't even 25 when I got married (married in July, turned 25 in August)... oh teh noes!

[tehjaybo]

Like I said, they're planning on a long engagement.  I doubt it'll be any time within the next couple of years.  They might even break it off before anything happens.  I dunno.  I'll just have to wait it out and see.

[The Fake Shemp]

Yeah, but you had to lock that shit down, distantmantra. Were you really going to do any better?

[Kestastrophe]

I was 24 when I got married, wife and I had dated for 7 years

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and now she hogs the xbox so I can't play with Willco  :'(

[close]

[The Fake Shemp]

Like I said, they're planning on a long engagement.  I doubt it'll be any time within the next couple of years.  They might even break it off before anything happens.  I dunno.  I'll just have to wait it out and see.

If their engagement is anything like the previous relationship, I expect to see them break it off two or three times.

[The Fake Shemp]

I was 24 when I got married, wife and I had dated for 7 years

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and now she hogs the xbox so I can't play with Willco  :'(

[close]

Yeah, what the fuck is this shit about, dude? Even Zero Hero says you need to stand up and take control of your man box.

[Barry Egan]

kind of like bloodwake in two years!

[tehjaybo]

Or me now.

[T234]

Yeah, but you had to lock that shit down, distantmantra. Were you really going to do any better?

Whoa fucking whoa willco, what the fuck?

[Diunx]

how come you guys never ask me for my facebook :'(

[Tauntaun]

I agree about waiting, but I wasn't even 25 when I got married (married in July, turned 25 in August)... oh teh noes!

Yeah, I was 22 when I got married, just celebrated 5 years yesterday.   

[Brehvolution]

I was 24 when I got married, wife and I had dated for 7 years

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and now she hogs the xbox so I can't play with Willco  :'(

[close]

Sounds like the perfect excuse to get yourself a new 360 and HDTV. Go for the system link > split screen angle.

[Tauntaun]

I was 24 when I got married, wife and I had dated for 7 years

spoiler (click to show/hide)

and now she hogs the xbox so I can't play with Willco  :'(

[close]

Sounds like the perfect excuse to get yourself a new 360 and HDTV. Go for the system link > split screen angle.

It is better.

[tehjaybo]

how come you guys never ask me for my facebook :'(

Say, what's your facebook?

[Mr. Gundam]

Yeah, but you had to lock that shit down, distantmantra. Were you really going to do any better?

Not sure how to take this. 

[Diunx]

how come you guys never ask me for my facebook :'(

Say, what's your facebook?

There is nothing on it, I made it some months ago to check some chick profile

[The Fake Shemp]

Yeah, but you had to lock that shit down, distantmantra. Were you really going to do any better?

Not sure how to take this. 

I think you're taking it pretty well.

[demi]

i still love tehjaybo

bloodwake not so much

.

also, billyofcourse

I would do billy

[tehjaybo]

i still love tehjaybo

bloodwake not so much

.

also, billyofcourse

I would do billy

I know.  And so does he.   

[demi]

I have lots of videogames and I will give them to you billy. Just give me 5 minutes.

[BobFromPikeCreek]

Was the nacho story a Bloodwake story? Is that the girl he's marrying?

[bork]

Well, you seem like one of the lucky ones. A bunch of couples in my social circle got married, well most of them did. I think we were the only ones that broke up.

They're all having problems in their marriage, feeling like they settled where they want to see what their other options were.

Everyone in my circle of friends who has gotten married (myself included) are all doing well; no problems to speak of.  I got married at 26, most of my friends were around the same age, too.

[demi]

Awesome Demi story:

I was on XBL last night, playing SH:Homecumming. I glance over at my friends list, since 50 or so people were online. All of them playing COD expect Demi who was playing Guitar Hero: Aerosmith

Demi

I put it in now and then to see if I can get the last achievement - still 125k off

[Fresh Prince]

So wait are they going to stay in Kentucky?
So wait I actually care?

[Himu]

When I saw this on fb, I did a double take.

[Fresh Prince]

Love will find away

[Himu]

ky lube is pretty good tho

[Barry Egan]

...and rebel.

[Human Snorenado]

As long as it doesn't interfere with whatever career he sought out after dropping out of school, I don't give a fuck if he's marrying a girl or four at his age.

Whoa whoa whoa- we're not all godless Arabs n' Mormons here, you know.  We godfearing Americans have the good taste to have MISTRESSES, sir.

[Van Cruncheon]

rebel

[tehjaybo]

Awesome Demi story:

I was on XBL last night, playing SH:Homecumming. I glance over at my friends list, since 50 or so people were online. All of them playing COD expect Demi who was playing Guitar Hero: Aerosmith

Demi

I wouldn't know.  He won't accept my friend request.   :'(

I BROUGHT YOU BILLY AND THIS IS THE THANKS I GET.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Is there a reason why the EB icon (and their lackeys) circlejerk is shunning Bloodwake?

Question:

Would you buy a very expensive car if it had a 50% failure rate?

People buy Xbox 360's all the time if that is any indication

[Van Cruncheon]

i am not so much shunning him as expressing my distaste for whining and drama

[Phoenix Dark]

Is there a reason why the EB icon (and their lackeys) circlejerk is shunning Bloodwake?

Notice they're all married. Well except the lost causes (Malek, Cajole, Jinfash).

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

i am not so much shunning him as expressing my distaste for whining and drama

Unless it is to announce they're leaving the boards amirite?

FTR, I don't know much about Bloodwake or Kentuckybore drama but his antics aren't that much different than what goes on around here.  Plus there is a lot of piling on in this thread, which made me think he did something far more heinous than turn a couple of threads into an extension of Livejournal.com.

[Himu]

Is there a reason why the EB icon (and their lackeys) circlejerk is shunning Bloodwake?

Notice they're all married. Well except the lost causes (Malek, Cajole, Jinfash).

cajole's not an icon

[Mr. Gundam]

I like Bloodwake. I just hope he isn't jumping in too quickly.