Author Topic: Hooooooooooooooleeeeeeeeee SHIIIIIIIIIT. TEHJAYBO HAS FAILED US. (Read 8224 times)

Himu · « **Reply #60 on:** November 12, 2009, 07:02:00 PM »

Same.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #61 on:** November 12, 2009, 11:49:36 PM »

So, basically, I didn't make a thread about it or whatever because of what happened the last time. Obviously I'm still not wanted here for my threads, so thanks to those who wished good luck. Tehjaybo got the rest of it out there basically, it's going to be a long engagement and we aren't getting married like next week or anything. This is what we both want, not that it is anyone's business.

Willco, I really have no idea why you are so fascinated with my life.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #62 on:** November 12, 2009, 11:55:55 PM »

It's kind of like a trainwreck, I can't help but watch.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #63 on:** November 13, 2009, 12:02:52 AM »

Congratulations. Though I am genuinely interested if the both of you still want to stay in Kentucky.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #64 on:** November 13, 2009, 12:12:01 AM »

We want to get the fuck out of Kentucky as soon as possible. Right now we are looking at Massachusetts.

Willco, I know you are actually jealous. You want me, admit it.

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extramarital affair

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As far as the drama I caused, again, apologies. It wasn't just the girl that was bothering me at the moment. It was during exam week and I was stressed as fuck, and me getting accepted into my major was on the line. On more than one occasion, I was pretty drunk too. That probably complicated my threads online even more than they needed too.

Of course, the college shit turned out to be distinguished mentally-challenged anyways, since they kicked me out over basically the biggest load of bullshit I've ever heard in my life.

We worked our shit out anyways, and most of the problem was her psychotic bitch of a younger sister fucking things up for both me and tehjaybo. Oh well, life goes on. I'm probably going to be around more online now anyways, as being a liquor store clerk pretty much sucks balls and I want to talk about film and Dragon Age anyways.

FILM

BITCHES

PS: For the record, I'm never going to freak out like that again.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #65 on:** November 13, 2009, 12:14:43 AM »

If you have a Blu-ray player, let me know.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #66 on:** November 13, 2009, 12:15:19 AM »

Quote from: Willco on November 13, 2009, 12:14:43 AM

If you have a Blu-ray player, let me know.

I have a PS3 branded Blu-ray player, in fact!

Himu · « **Reply #67 on:** November 13, 2009, 12:17:06 AM »

hey bloodwake, are you going to go back to school eventually?

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #68 on:** November 13, 2009, 12:17:16 AM »

Dragon Age

Bloodwake

Bloodwake · « **Reply #69 on:** November 13, 2009, 12:18:54 AM »

Quote from: Himuro on November 13, 2009, 12:17:06 AM

hey bloodwake, are you going to go back to school eventually?

I'm going to film school at some point, but not to become a libertarian like FoC.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #70 on:** November 13, 2009, 12:59:27 AM »

Quote from: Bloodwake on November 13, 2009, 12:12:01 AM

We worked our shit out anyways, and most of the problem was her psychotic bitch of a younger sister fucking things up for both me and tehjaybo. Oh well, life goes on. I'm probably going to be around more online now anyways, as being a liquor store clerk pretty much sucks balls and I want to talk about film and Dragon Age anyways.

I demand awesome Kentucky liquor store stories.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #71 on:** November 13, 2009, 02:48:59 AM »

Quote from: Bloodwake on November 13, 2009, 12:12:01 AM

We worked our shit out anyways, and most of the problem was her psychotic bitch of a younger sister fucking things up for both me and tehjaybo. Oh well, life goes on. I'm probably going to be around more online now anyways, as being a liquor store clerk pretty much sucks balls and I want to talk about film and Dragon Age anyways.

Do you serve blacks?

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #72 on:** November 13, 2009, 05:43:05 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 13, 2009, 02:48:59 AM

Quote from: Bloodwake on November 13, 2009, 12:12:01 AM

We worked our shit out anyways, and most of the problem was her psychotic bitch of a younger sister fucking things up for both me and tehjaybo. Oh well, life goes on. I'm probably going to be around more online now anyways, as being a liquor store clerk pretty much sucks balls and I want to talk about film and Dragon Age anyways.

Do you serve blacks?

Dude, it's Kentucky. They kill census workers, get serious.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #73 on:** November 13, 2009, 10:02:15 AM »

Quote from: The Card Cheat on November 13, 2009, 05:43:05 AM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 13, 2009, 02:48:59 AM
Quote from: Bloodwake on November 13, 2009, 12:12:01 AM

We worked our shit out anyways, and most of the problem was her psychotic bitch of a younger sister fucking things up for both me and tehjaybo. Oh well, life goes on. I'm probably going to be around more online now anyways, as being a liquor store clerk pretty much sucks balls and I want to talk about film and Dragon Age anyways.

Do you serve blacks?

Dude, it's Kentucky. They kill census workers, get serious.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #74 on:** November 13, 2009, 10:36:13 AM »

Quote from: distantmantra on November 13, 2009, 12:59:27 AM

Quote from: Bloodwake on November 13, 2009, 12:12:01 AM
We worked our shit out anyways, and most of the problem was her psychotic bitch of a younger sister fucking things up for both me and tehjaybo. Oh well, life goes on. I'm probably going to be around more online now anyways, as being a liquor store clerk pretty much sucks balls and I want to talk about film and Dragon Age anyways.

I demand awesome Kentucky liquor store stories.

Oh, do I have them.

Less awesome story:

I routinely serve methheads. Like, all the time. Teeth falling out and everything. Plus, the night manager thinks that he is Tucker Max.

Kestastrophe · « **Reply #75 on:** November 13, 2009, 10:47:26 AM »

Quote from: Edge™ of Kosma on November 13, 2009, 07:22:35 AM

Man Kentucky bore is pretty cool.

T234, working in a porn shop. Bloodwake in a liqour store. Tehjaybo doing groceries with a shotgun on his back.

I have to visit this magic land

Don't forget Ardeo, who also works in a liquor store in Kentucky.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #76 on:** November 13, 2009, 11:06:05 AM »

No, trust me, this is not a good thing. His name is Lowell, he shaves his head, he's slightly overweight, and he probably sets back sexual harrassment in the workplace back to the 1960s.

He has the Pabst Blue Ribbon logo tattooed on his bicep and a woman in cheetah print panties on his shoulder. This sums up the man's life quite well, although he likes firearms and Modern Warfare 2

He basically runs up to me and tells me about everything in Modern Warfare 2 all day now since it came out this week. "HOLY SHIT, PERKS AND TACTICAL NUKES. FUCKING AWESOME"

Bloodwake · « **Reply #77 on:** November 13, 2009, 11:29:05 AM »

Trust me, it's outrageous even for Kentucky. He really thinks he is Tucker Max.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #78 on:** November 13, 2009, 11:45:02 AM »

Quote from: mojovonio on November 13, 2009, 11:35:29 AM

How long did Target let you put her engagement ring on layaway for?

There's not even a ring yet. Believe it or not, she requested we get further into the engagement before we think about rings and shit. It also doesn't help that I'm a dirty, dirty poor at the moment.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #79 on:** November 13, 2009, 01:52:02 PM »

Quote from: The Business on November 13, 2009, 12:05:33 PM

Let's be completely honest here, Bloodwake. Does the girl even know?

Ganhyun · « **Reply #80 on:** November 13, 2009, 03:03:55 PM »

Quote from: The Business on November 13, 2009, 12:05:33 PM

Let's be completely honest here, Bloodwake. Does the girl even know?

damn!

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #81 on:** November 13, 2009, 03:22:08 PM »

Quote from: Armitage on November 13, 2009, 03:06:20 PM

I'm not really sure in what ways this is an engagement.

...they pinky swore?

Ganhyun · « **Reply #82 on:** November 13, 2009, 03:22:43 PM »

Quote from: The Card Cheat on November 13, 2009, 03:22:08 PM

Quote from: Armitage on November 13, 2009, 03:06:20 PM
I'm not really sure in what ways this is an engagement.

...they pinky swore?

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