unintentional drug abuse is the best kind of drug abuse

[drohne]

so you're copy editing and you've been staring at a sentence for fifteen minutes and you feel that it must be capable of expression in standard english but you give it up and pop an ambien and try to sleep. but then the correct phrasing hits you as you start zoning out, and it slots in just right, and here you are feeling kind of woozy but happy and awake and little inclined to sleep. if i take more ambien i'll just start hallucinating and laying weird memory gaps. if i smoke some weed i'll feel terriffic but won't be able to function -- my birthday, that cocktail, lotsa teqila -- long story short i wake up bleeding from the face in some artist's studio in highand fucking park. name was cory or skyler or something. hm. i don't think i can get another one of those going through sheer force of will. i could just...llie down and think pleasant thoughts

[drohne]

FUCK IT IM ROLLING A JOINT

MY TOMORROW MORNING IS PRETTY PRETTY CLEAR

[OptimoPeach]

you give it up and pop an ambien and try to sleep.

Ambien is crazy shit. This one time (when I was 16 or 17), a friend and I had just gotten done blazing, and we were heading back to his mom's house. His mom was still up and I'm your typical paranoid stoner, but he assured me that she would be totally clueless because she was recovering from surgery and was on some heavy sleep meds -- apparently one of them being Ambien. Anyway, we came in, greeted her, did some chitchat and then headed for his room. I came out 10 minutes later for a glass of water and she said, "When did you guys get here?"

[OptimoPeach]

FUCK IT IM ROLLING A JOINT

MY TOMORROW MORNING IS PRETTY PRETTY CLEAR

[Akala]

the problem I always had writing when on drugs was that what I thought were the most beautiful words I'd ever assembled (before totally crashing) ended up being something rambling, delving into how BLUE IS GOOD and scrawled on crumpled loose-leaf.

 

[drohne]

alright, i rolled the joint and neither wanted to test its structural integrity nor get that fucking high. so i just smoked the odd shavings in a bowl. and i now i shall either sleep or listen to stuff in i tunes that will either be pleasant or INITIATE PROUSTIAN INVOLUNTARY RECALL OF SHIT IM TRYING TO FORGET ABOUT

[BlueTsunami]

drohne is going to go through a real life Memento experience, soon enough

[Human Snorenado]

Taking Ambien and then not sleeping is the jam.  The next day you know you were awake cause you see like 3 pounds of half eaten chinese delivery food laying around, and your cd collection is in weird stacks that don't make any kind of categorical sense and then omg it looks like I drew on the cat with a sharpie, that's awesome, BUT YOU DON'T REMEMBER ANY OF THAT SHIT.

[Don Flamenco]

Taking Ambien and then not sleeping is the jam.  The next day you know you were awake cause you see like 3 pounds of half eaten chinese delivery food laying around, and your cd collection is in weird stacks that don't make any kind of categorical sense and then omg it looks like I drew on the cat with a sharpie, that's awesome, BUT YOU DON'T REMEMBER ANY OF THAT SHIT.

whoa. sounds freaky.  I didn't realize ambien caused those kinds of black outs.