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Brehvolution · « **Reply #1 on:** November 13, 2009, 04:39:41 PM »

Quote from: Borys on November 13, 2009, 04:36:49 PM

Just came back from watching 2012 with my friend.

First things first:

- movie sucked
- worst American movie since Independance Day
- uggo CGI, rubber cars, copy & paste helicopters, ugly smoke, lava, snow etc.
- no tits at all
- plot was *totally* obvious I mean you could make bets who of the cast will die and who won't and win them all

Now for the spoilers some of them are lolworthy:

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- from all the world leaders only the American president (and Italian one, but not shown on screen) sacrifices himself!
- main black guy dates with American president's daughter!
- main good white guy doesn't die!
- neither does anyone from his family!
- second main white guy dies!
- only the African continent prevails!
- the Paki dies!
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The Russian guy was somewhat amusing. One thing this movie does right is the lack of awkward, funny moments - it almost doesn't have them.

No reason to see it then.

Diunx · « **Reply #2 on:** November 13, 2009, 04:42:07 PM »

If this movie was 1:30 and 3d I would probably go see it, but there is no way, there's no FUCKING way! that I'll go see a nearly three hours long Emmerich movie.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #3 on:** November 13, 2009, 04:43:12 PM »

were there aliens?

Barry Egan · « **Reply #4 on:** November 13, 2009, 04:46:15 PM »

so how were the disasters explained? just "the prophecy was true!"

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #5 on:** November 13, 2009, 04:46:41 PM »

Quote from: Borys on November 13, 2009, 04:45:32 PM

No, only fake CG giraffes, rhinoceroses and elephants $:-\$

what's the disaster that destroys the world then? spoil the whole thing, I'll never watch this movie...

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #6 on:** November 13, 2009, 04:48:41 PM »

Quote from: Borys on November 13, 2009, 04:47:20 PM

I won't tell you

Mayans explained them already BTW.

:spitzer

Bacchus7 · « **Reply #7 on:** November 13, 2009, 04:48:55 PM »

Quote from: Borys on November 13, 2009, 04:36:49 PM

- worst American movie since Independance Day

Wat

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #8 on:** November 13, 2009, 04:50:14 PM »

Quote from: Bacchus7 on November 13, 2009, 04:48:55 PM

Quote from: Borys on November 13, 2009, 04:36:49 PM
- worst American movie since Independance Day

Wat

yeah, there have been plenty of shittier movies since that one. plus, it's good for will smith-sploitation.

Ganhyun · « **Reply #9 on:** November 13, 2009, 04:51:15 PM »

Quote from: Borys on November 13, 2009, 04:36:49 PM

- worst American movie since Independance Day

My good sir, this can get you killed, killed I say.

Bebpo · « **Reply #10 on:** November 13, 2009, 04:55:36 PM »

So

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the sun

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is the villian? Did he have a diabolical laugh at some point?

Robo · « **Reply #11 on:** November 13, 2009, 04:58:55 PM »

When was the last time John Cusack was in a good movie? High Fidelity?

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #12 on:** November 13, 2009, 05:02:30 PM »

Quote from: RoboJ on November 13, 2009, 04:58:55 PM

When was the last time John Cusack was in a good movie? High Fidelity?

1408 was pretty good.

Robo · « **Reply #13 on:** November 13, 2009, 05:03:52 PM »

drew · « **Reply #14 on:** November 13, 2009, 05:04:53 PM »

Quote from: Borys on November 13, 2009, 04:36:49 PM

worst American movie since Independance Day

kill yourself please

drew · « **Reply #15 on:** November 13, 2009, 05:07:27 PM »

also its worth noting that you are a disgusting racist

you probably dont even realize it because you only see "the colored on the tee vee hyurck hyurck"

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #16 on:** November 13, 2009, 05:16:09 PM »

Quote from: Borys on November 13, 2009, 04:36:49 PM

- worst American movie since Independance Day

Robo · « **Reply #17 on:** November 13, 2009, 05:18:19 PM »

It's especially confusing when you consider Armageddon came out two years after ID4.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #18 on:** November 13, 2009, 05:18:51 PM »

Quote from: RoboJ on November 13, 2009, 05:18:19 PM

It's especially confusing when you consider Armageddon came out two years after ID4.

Bruce Willis didn't make you cry?

Robo · « **Reply #19 on:** November 13, 2009, 05:19:40 PM »

No, but Aerosmith did.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #20 on:** November 13, 2009, 05:20:55 PM »

Quote from: RoboJ on November 13, 2009, 05:19:40 PM

No, but Aerosmith did.

What about Ben Affleck's acting?

Ganhyun · « **Reply #21 on:** November 13, 2009, 05:22:14 PM »

Quote from: Harry Lime on November 13, 2009, 05:20:55 PM

Quote from: RoboJ on November 13, 2009, 05:19:40 PM
No, but Aerosmith did.
What about Ben Affleck's acting?

That could make anyone cry*

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tears of pain at his horrible acting at times

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Don Flamenco · « **Reply #22 on:** November 13, 2009, 05:22:32 PM »

I'm leavin' on a jetplane...

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #23 on:** November 13, 2009, 05:25:18 PM »

The Day After Tomorrow < *

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #24 on:** November 13, 2009, 05:33:14 PM »

Quote from: Kranz Fafka on November 13, 2009, 05:22:32 PM

I'm leavin' on a jetplane...

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Don Flamenco · « **Reply #25 on:** November 13, 2009, 05:34:27 PM »

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it's less about the song than the corny scene it's sung in.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #26 on:** November 13, 2009, 09:34:49 PM »

My brother said there are dragons in the movie, and that's why the government is building escape ships. Is this true?

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #27 on:** November 14, 2009, 10:17:01 AM »

Quote from: Green Man on November 14, 2009, 04:43:49 AM

Hey you fucking polack son of a bitch, Independence day is amazing and is dear to my hard for a few reasons.

tiesto · « **Reply #28 on:** November 15, 2009, 10:58:41 AM »

Just saw this today... bad movie, with massive plotholes, a totally unlikeable cast, and some fairly crappy CG (but some good CG as well). Also, the Sony product placement was ridiculous; half of the time the movie felt like Kittowny's fever dream.

chronovore · « **Reply #29 on:** December 12, 2009, 08:10:26 AM »

OK, a friend recommended that I see this on the big screen, and I can honestly say I'm very happy that I saw this on the big screen with an excellent sound system. Emmerich never does SFX small, and this movie, the ONLY thing it has going for it is the SFX. Disaster porn? This movie is like the Peter fucking North money shot for most of its length.

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Characters were useless, unbelievable, standard Hollywood cutouts. The setup was about as well-reasoned and thoughtful as can be expected of a movie rushing to get its pants off and start giving logic, physics, and reality the solid fucking it needs. I've never cared less about the entire fate of humanity than as it was depicted in this movie, but I sure loved the roller coaster ride. A hi-def 40" would not contain the full fury of the SFX and I'd have been forced to pay more attention the stuff that's wrong with it. Which is everything else.

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