Author Topic: Lost Season 6 Thread - Series Finale: Sunday, May 23rd! (Read 170752 times)

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #480 on:** February 09, 2010, 09:58:42 PM »

NOBODY CARES ABOUT KATE JUST KILL HER OFF ALREADY

Rman · « **Reply #481 on:** February 09, 2010, 09:59:49 PM »

Wild Claire

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #482 on:** February 09, 2010, 10:00:09 PM »

Quote from: fistfulofmetal on February 09, 2010, 09:40:39 PM

yep. this episode sucks

Whatever dude, I think the hint of some possible Kate x Claire action makes this episode AUTOMATICALLY AMAZING.

BamYouHaveAids · « **Reply #483 on:** February 09, 2010, 10:00:42 PM »

OMG the revealed something extremely obvious albeit meaningless at the end, BEST SHOW EVER! emmys for everyone.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #484 on:** February 09, 2010, 10:02:02 PM »

hopefully next ep with bizarro locke will make up for it

Barry Egan · « **Reply #485 on:** February 09, 2010, 10:05:26 PM »

haaaaaaaaattteerrrzzzz

EmCeeGrammar · « **Reply #486 on:** February 09, 2010, 10:07:05 PM »

Quote from: Eel O'Brian on February 09, 2010, 10:02:02 PM

hopefully next ep with bizarro locke will make up for it

Really, cus I think the next episode will end with locke and sawyer looking at the DOOR of wherever the fuck they are going. I'll put e cred on this.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #487 on:** February 09, 2010, 10:09:30 PM »

Quote from: EmCeeGrammar on February 09, 2010, 10:07:05 PM

Quote from: Eel O'Brian on February 09, 2010, 10:02:02 PM
hopefully next ep with bizarro locke will make up for it

Really, cus I think the next episode will end with locke and sawyer looking at the DOOR of wherever the fuck they are going. I'll put e cred on this.

Green Shinobi · « **Reply #488 on:** February 10, 2010, 12:10:30 AM »

So Locke in season 5 is actually the smoke monster? Real, badass island Locke is gone?

Btw, I call bullshit on someone as outspoken as Frogurt sitting back and not saying anything for so long. He would have made his presence felt in the first season, hell, the first episode.

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #489 on:** February 10, 2010, 12:53:29 AM »

K I'm already sick of the alternate reality bullshit. WOW CLAIRE ALMOST HAD HER BAYBEH AND ETHAN WAS HER DOCTOR MY MIND IS BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN. I hope they end it sooner rather than later.

And who gives a fuck about these dirty hippies and their magical spring? Gimme some Smokey action.

Quote from: Eel O'Brian on February 09, 2010, 09:58:07 PM

i can't believe they only have like 16 episodes left and they wasted one on that

I have a feeling I'm gonna be saying this a lot.

Quote from: BamYouHaveAids on February 09, 2010, 09:50:09 PM

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HOLY SHIT at the Sawyer and Kate Scene....
such good actors!

i know i said i would never read a gaf lost thread again, but are u shitting me? are these people serious?

Was it neoism? Every post that guy (girl? hopefully a girl) makes is drooling fanboy drivel

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #490 on:** February 10, 2010, 01:04:44 AM »

The knob-slobbing that's going on in that GAF thread right now is fucking amazing

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #491 on:** February 10, 2010, 01:15:17 AM »

Sawyer, Desmond and Locke are the only affective actors on this show

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #492 on:** February 10, 2010, 01:23:20 AM »

Michael Emerson is like 50% awesome, 25% decent, and 25% is-that-Emerson's-twin-brother-that-doesn't-know-how-to-act?

Snuflupagulus · « **Reply #493 on:** February 10, 2010, 01:44:42 AM »

Next week's episode: A tight shot of Hurley gorging on Dharma peanut butter for 42 minutes. Occasional ass-fiddling.

Already more memorable than this episode. Embarrassing.

BamYouHaveAids · « **Reply #494 on:** February 10, 2010, 01:53:07 AM »

Quote from: OptimoPeach on February 10, 2010, 12:53:29 AM

Quote from: BamYouHaveAids on February 09, 2010, 09:50:09 PM
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HOLY SHIT at the Sawyer and Kate Scene....
such good actors!

i know i said i would never read a gaf lost thread again, but are u shitting me? are these people serious?
Was it neoism? Every post that guy (girl? hopefully a girl) makes is drooling fanboy drivel

yep

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #495 on:** February 10, 2010, 02:07:45 AM »

Man, fuck this show. It's the last season, and we're getting fed more vague horse shit? Why does everything have to be so fucking vague?

HE IS INFECTED

INFECTED WITH WHAT

I CAN'T EXPLAIN GIVE HIM THIS MEDICINE

WHATS IN THE MEDICINE

I CANT EXPLAIN IT JUST TRUST ME

... REALLY?! REALLYY?!!!#$!234

Green Shinobi · « **Reply #496 on:** February 10, 2010, 02:09:45 AM »

The best ever was "If I told you, you'd have to kill me."

Juliet

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #497 on:** February 10, 2010, 02:12:16 AM »

The other part that sucks is that once a season, a character goes, "NO I WANT YOU TO ANSWER SOME QUESTIONS FIRST!"

And then the antagonist says reveals yet another mystery and that stumps the entire cast into submission.

(They did it again today.)

HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT WILL HAPPEN

BECAUSE I SAW IT HAPPEN TO YOUR SISTER GASP!!!!

... Well, in that case, I'll just stop asking questions and remain completely in the dark because - ugh! - fuck this show.

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #498 on:** February 10, 2010, 02:59:20 AM »

This actually happened:

Jack: Are you from here? From the island?
Japanese Hippie: I was brought here.
Jack: What do you mean "brought here"?
Me: I bet he says, "You know what I mean."
Japanese Hippie: ...You know what I mean.
Jack: OH OKAY THEN LOL
Me: I FUCKING KNEW IT

Not that the show hasn't always been like this, but like someone else said, you think that with there being a limited amount of episodes left they'd be done wasting time on fuckin mini-mysteries

demi · « **Reply #499 on:** February 10, 2010, 04:55:44 AM »

HAHAHAHAHA I didnt think that spoiler I read would be true! Claire the new Rousseau

Barry Egan · « **Reply #500 on:** February 10, 2010, 07:48:22 AM »

which is weird because it sort of implies that it was Rousseau who was infected the whole time and not her crew mates.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #501 on:** February 10, 2010, 07:59:00 AM »

this new device they're using is annoying. by having "flash sideways" now they have guaranteed to have a set series of episodes basically written out for them. you're gonna have the sawyer episode, the locke episode, the hurley episode, probs a charlie episode. etc. it's annoying because they're moved away from that last season and now we're right back where we started. ugh

GilloD · « **Reply #502 on:** February 10, 2010, 08:46:57 AM »

If there's a lesson to be learned here: Use your time wisely. LOST is in like DOUBLE HURRY UP mode and just keeps dispensing goofy plot points. ALso, big ups for being like 15 episodes away from being done and introducing like 70 new characters.

bud · « **Reply #503 on:** February 10, 2010, 09:38:40 AM »

worst episode ever.

THERE'S A DARKNESS GROWING IN HIM

bud · « **Reply #504 on:** February 10, 2010, 09:39:10 AM »

i'm still laughing

bud · « **Reply #505 on:** February 10, 2010, 09:39:20 AM »

i still am

BamYouHaveAids · « **Reply #506 on:** February 10, 2010, 10:09:23 AM »

i still don't get why claire willingly got into a car with a lady that held her at gunpoint in handcuffs less than an hour ago, or why kate was so nonchalantly strolling around town in her stolen cab after assaulting a us marshal, who actually saw her hijack it.

it was like a mass effect loyalty mission.

kate: "escaping from the police is urgent and my first priority but i guess i have time to find out why this family no longer wants to adopt your child. best to get that out of the way first, the other stuff can wait."

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #507 on:** February 10, 2010, 10:28:17 AM »

Quote from: BamYouHaveAids on February 10, 2010, 10:09:23 AM

i still don't get why claire willingly got into a car with a lady that held her at gunpoint in handcuffs less than an hour ago, or why kate was so nonchalantly strolling around town in her stolen cab after assaulting a us marshal, who actually saw her hijack it.

And how did she find Claire again anyway? It probably took her a while to find a disreputable-looking mechanic and then she had to come back to where she kicked Claire out, assuming she could even remember where it was as there were likely other things on her mind.

But, really, Kate's character is just annoying. She's like an elephant crashing through the forest, she has no idea at all what she's doing but she's going to do it as loudly as possible.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #508 on:** February 10, 2010, 10:33:47 AM »

Watching Lost is like suffering from battered spouse syndrome. The show treats you terrible and constantly abuses you, but you just keep hoping against hope that it will find a way to turn it around - because underneath all the abusive behavior, it's a real swell show.

At the rate that the show is wasting episodes and refusing to answer anything of substance, I can't imagine the series finale being anything but terrible.

demi · « **Reply #509 on:** February 10, 2010, 10:39:50 AM »

Told you guys, it was a Kate episode....

I went straight to bed when I got home, I didnt watch the episode till I downloaded it this morning.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #510 on:** February 10, 2010, 10:41:11 AM »

"THE TIME FOR QUESTIONS IS OVER!"

Yeah, because, they aren't going to answer them anyway so don't even bother.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #511 on:** February 10, 2010, 10:50:07 AM »

I am hoping the last episode builds up to a riveting climax, where Jacob promises to answer all the questions everyone has - and right when he opens his mouth, the camera switches to a shot of the entire Lost staff mooning and farting at the audience. The screen fades to black, and before all the loyal viewers can begin to verbalize their outrage, they are greeted with one last, final image...

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Mupepe · « **Reply #512 on:** February 10, 2010, 11:06:28 AM »

that episode was fucking terrible. I do believe that's the first new Lost episode where I started doing other shit while it was on. I wasn't even looking at the screen or listening during the alternate reality shit. Godfuckingdamn.

bud · « **Reply #513 on:** February 10, 2010, 11:36:39 AM »

''there's a darkness growing in him''

Mupepe · « **Reply #514 on:** February 10, 2010, 11:42:19 AM »

What's in it?

Mupepe · « **Reply #515 on:** February 10, 2010, 11:42:44 AM »

I can't tell you

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #516 on:** February 10, 2010, 11:49:06 AM »

The same thing happened to...your sister!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #517 on:** February 10, 2010, 11:52:45 AM »

Where is my sister?!

demi · « **Reply #518 on:** February 10, 2010, 11:53:37 AM »

Anyone else just want to rip off Hurley's shirt and fuck him?

Mupepe · « **Reply #519 on:** February 10, 2010, 11:55:39 AM »

Poison

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Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #520 on:** February 10, 2010, 11:57:32 AM »

how stupid was it

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when jack took the poison and crouching tiger beat him like a dog to make him spit it out, when he could have just grabbed granny glasses and made him swallow it

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Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #521 on:** February 10, 2010, 11:58:41 AM »

also it's cute how kate manages to find so many people eager and willing to lend a helpin' hand to a confessed murderer

demi · « **Reply #522 on:** February 10, 2010, 11:59:00 AM »

Theres pretty much no defending this episode. THE stinker. Where's Solo at

Mupepe · « **Reply #523 on:** February 10, 2010, 12:02:42 PM »

granny glasses

I hate the japanese guy and i hate the dirty hippie fuck so much. it was friggin awesome when they showed the temple and there's all this crazy shit and then bam. a comic book character with his white fuck toy. lame.

Mupepe · « **Reply #524 on:** February 10, 2010, 12:03:46 PM »

Kate pissed me off because she's such a fucking woman on the show. Like the worst stereotype of a selfish stupid woman. Jin even asks, what are you going to do when you find him? we'll figure that out together. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?? HE DIDN'T WANT YOU THERE WHY ARE YOU GOING WHAT FUCKING SENSE DOES THAT EVEN MAKE? ARE YOU TWELVE FUCKING YEARS OLD? GODFUCKINGDAMN.

demi · « **Reply #525 on:** February 10, 2010, 12:04:45 PM »

She wants that dick mayne. All the bitches in the show are like that.

Mupepe · « **Reply #526 on:** February 10, 2010, 12:06:10 PM »

Pretty much. This show has the worst female characters ever. Jack is the only decent female on the show.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #527 on:** February 10, 2010, 12:07:59 PM »

anyone else get the vibe that the actor playing master po knows his part is pretty worthless?

there's like this palpable look of disdainful resignation that washes over his face whenever he has a cryptically nonsensical line of dialogue

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #528 on:** February 10, 2010, 12:08:58 PM »

Quote from: Rob Thomas on February 10, 2010, 12:06:10 PM

Pretty much. This show has the worst female characters ever. Jack is the only decent female on the show.

hahahahahaha

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #529 on:** February 10, 2010, 12:13:16 PM »

Quote from: Rob Thomas on February 10, 2010, 12:03:46 PM

Kate pissed me off because she's such a fucking woman on the show. Like the worst stereotype of a selfish stupid woman. Jin even asks, what are you going to do when you find him? we'll figure that out together. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?? HE DIDN'T WANT YOU THERE WHY ARE YOU GOING WHAT FUCKING SENSE DOES THAT EVEN MAKE? ARE YOU TWELVE FUCKING YEARS OLD? GODFUCKINGDAMN.

Like I said:

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But, really, Kate's character is just annoying. She's like an elephant crashing through the forest, she has no idea at all what she's doing but she's going to do it as loudly as possible.

Mupepe · « **Reply #530 on:** February 10, 2010, 12:22:59 PM »

Quote from: Eel O'Brian on February 10, 2010, 12:07:59 PM

anyone else get the vibe that the actor playing master po knows his part is pretty worthless?

there's like this palpable look of disdainful resignation that washes over his face whenever he has a cryptically nonsensical line of dialogue

Yes, yes, yes.

He looks like he wants his character to die as soon as possible. To be honest, almost everyone outside the main cast looks pretty bored and like they're half assing it.

Quote from: Great Rumbler on February 10, 2010, 12:13:16 PM

Quote from: Rob Thomas on February 10, 2010, 12:03:46 PM
Kate pissed me off because she's such a fucking woman on the show. Like the worst stereotype of a selfish stupid woman. Jin even asks, what are you going to do when you find him? we'll figure that out together. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?? HE DIDN'T WANT YOU THERE WHY ARE YOU GOING WHAT FUCKING SENSE DOES THAT EVEN MAKE? ARE YOU TWELVE FUCKING YEARS OLD? GODFUCKINGDAMN.

Like I said:

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But, really, Kate's character is just annoying. She's like an elephant crashing through the forest, she has no idea at all what she's doing but she's going to do it as loudly as possible.

Yeah, that's pretty much it right there. She's so obnoxious in that she never thinks about what she does and she never regrets anything. i learned that in S4 when she slaps Sawyer for basically telling her how it is when she wants to run back to Jack. She is the worst character on the show in every way. Her character on the show is a selfish bitch, she has some of the worst lines and she's a terrible actress.

Himu · « **Reply #531 on:** February 10, 2010, 12:25:35 PM »

The only redeeming aspect of Kate is that her actress can, at times, look hot.

Last night was the most boring night of television I experienced in a while.

Himu · « **Reply #532 on:** February 10, 2010, 12:35:46 PM »

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #533 on:** February 10, 2010, 01:39:50 PM »

[youtube=560,345]1aPc3mZpbpU[/youtube]

Narrator: The time for questions is OVER
Sawyer: What is this place?

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #534 on:** February 10, 2010, 08:40:42 PM »

This is officially the gayest show on tv now.

I could barely keep myself interested in the season premiere when it aired and skipped the Kate episode altogether so I went back and watched all of them this afternoon online. I can't believe I actually liked this show at one time. I really have no desire to see how this fucking thing turns out. First 3 seasons were great, the fourth was short but tolerable, fifth was interesting until we found out the Dharma group were nothing but a bunch of A-Team quality bad guys, but this season.....good fucking night. This is Hideo Kojima quality bullshit.

The only thing that'll save this show is if the Globetrotters get stranded on the island.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #535 on:** February 10, 2010, 08:44:33 PM »

meadowlark lemon was born in my hometown

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #536 on:** February 10, 2010, 08:47:45 PM »

Quote from: The Fake Shemp on February 10, 2010, 02:07:45 AM

Man, fuck this show. It's the last season, and we're getting fed more vague horse shit? Why does everything have to be so fucking vague?

HE IS INFECTED

INFECTED WITH WHAT

I CAN'T EXPLAIN GIVE HIM THIS MEDICINE

WHATS IN THE MEDICINE

I CANT EXPLAIN IT JUST TRUST ME

... REALLY?! REALLYY?!!!#$!234

Just watched the ep and wanted to quote this because I felt exactly the same way. I wanted to yell at the fucking TV.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #537 on:** February 10, 2010, 09:17:23 PM »

Any real person, at that point, would be like "Okay, I'm going to come over there and I'm going to hit you and I'm going to keep hitting you until you ANSWER THE DAMN QUESTION!"

demi · « **Reply #538 on:** February 10, 2010, 09:20:28 PM »

As long as we see more of Hurley displaying dat stomach in his red shirt like a giant stop sign, I will watch this show forever and ever

Himu · « **Reply #539 on:** February 10, 2010, 09:46:47 PM »

I can only predict the finale being awful. Of course, the Lost fanboys will eat it up even if it's Jack taking a shit on a plane for 2 hours.

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Author Topic: Lost Season 6 Thread - Series Finale: Sunday, May 23rd! (Read 170752 times)