Author Topic: WHO ELSE GOT FIRED AND THEN HAD SOME ASSHOLE CUT THE BATTERY OUT OF THEIR CAR?  (Read 2073 times)

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T234

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ON THE SAME FUCKING NIGHT NO LESS

FUCK FUCK FUCKETY FUCK
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T234

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I ain't actually got the porn shop job yet  :'(

EDIT: I actually got fired from WAL-MART, EATER OF SHIT
« Last Edit: November 20, 2009, 06:07:42 AM by T234 »
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treythemovie

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So what did you steal?

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Seriously though, sounds like that day sucked
« Reply #3 on: November 20, 2009, 06:44:46 AM »
So what did you steal?

I hope it was a car battery.   :teehee

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Re: Seriously though, sounds like that day sucked
« Reply #4 on: November 20, 2009, 07:58:13 AM »
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T234

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Dude what did you do to get kicked out of a fucking Wal-Mart position?

Politics between management and attendance.
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Reb

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Werent you fired before over your attire?
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Re: WHO ELSE GOT FIRED AND THEN HAD SOME JERKFACE CUT THE BATTERY OUT OF THEIR
« Reply #7 on: November 20, 2009, 10:24:45 AM »
Politics between management and attendance.


They thought you should actually show up at work? Some nerve!

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Did you push over their magazine rack when you left?

Human Snorenado

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Dude what did you do to get kicked out of a fucking Wal-Mart position?

Politics between management

feel bad for you...

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and attendance.

...and not so much.
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Human Snorenado

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Did you push over their magazine rack when you left?

I forgot, who started that joke anyways.

some meathead named kinesis over at gaf way back in the day.  apparently an eb or gs wouldn't let him return a strategy guide... i think.  so he valiantly struck back against their magazine rack... supposedly.
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T234

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Attendance is only responsible for a very small part of me getting fired. Mostly it was because of the manager in question has a several year old vendetta against some very close friends of mine from their time working there.
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Tauntaun

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Dude what did you do to get kicked out of a fucking Wal-Mart position?

Politics between management and attendance.

You're black? :omg

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muckhole

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Re: Seriously though, sounds like that day sucked
« Reply #13 on: November 20, 2009, 11:20:36 AM »
So what did you steal?

I hope it was a car battery.   :teehee

 :lol :lol So cold.

Don't worry T234, better times ahead.
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I don't know how I could explain away being fired from Wal-Mart when being interviewed for my next job
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The Fake Shemp

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No offense, having worked big box retail for years, you simply cannot get fired for those issues.

If a manager had a vendetta against, he would have to accumulate a paper trail to cover his ass - which means you should have saw it coming.

Target, Wal-Mart, etc. are especially nervous of litigation, so I have a difficult time thinking that you were blind sided by this.

Or you are underselling your tardiness issues.
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The Fake Shemp

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Not really.

Just that either this was not unexpected or that his tardiness issues were legitimately bad.

Like, says, a continuous stretch of showing up late to work or no call/no show.

If you are in danger of being shitcanned, attendance is the easiest way for a manager to pull the trigger in retail.

But its rarely a surprise.
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Human Snorenado

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Pretty much, yeah.  If you're being written up for being late, especially for being just barely late like five minutes or something, someone is looking to fire your ass and using that as the reason.
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Olivia Wilde Homo

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At my stint in retail hell, three times of being late (without calling ahead) or not showing up was worthy of getting fired.  I can't imagine Walmart would be any different.
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Human Snorenado

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Yeah, plus if you KNOW that the higher-ups apparently don't like you (even if it's just because of some of your friends) then you can't give them any excuse to take you down.
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Phoenix Dark

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guess it's time to start googling "walmart shootout" every day
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Don Flamenco

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Did you push over their magazine rack when you left?

I forgot, who started that joke anyways.

some meathead named kinesis over at gaf way back in the day.  apparently an eb or gs wouldn't let him return a strategy guide... i think.  so he valiantly struck back against their magazine rack... supposedly.


first time I saw it was on cag in like 2004...some guy named Denis Duck Fat

FlameOfCallandor

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Did you push over their magazine rack when you left?

I forgot, who started that joke anyways.

some meathead named kinesis over at gaf way back in the day.  apparently an eb or gs wouldn't let him return a strategy guide... i think.  so he valiantly struck back against their magazine rack... supposedly.


I think that was the funniest Gaf thread ever. Everyone was giving him shit.

OptimoPeach

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Did you push over their magazine rack when you left?

I forgot, who started that joke anyways.

some meathead named kinesis over at gaf way back in the day.  apparently an eb or gs wouldn't let him return a strategy guide... i think.  so he valiantly struck back against their magazine rack... supposedly.


first time I saw it was on cag in like 2004...some guy named Denis Duck Fat
The Kinesis post was back in '03 or '02. It was Electronic Boutique, and he was trying to return Def Jam Vendetta :lol I was just looking for that thread the other day, but I guess it was lost when GAF became NeoGAF
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FlameOfCallandor

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I think someone (goodcow?) kept a backup of some of the threads?

OptimoPeach

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Yeah, that's here, but for whatever reason he apparently didn't save that thread
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FlameOfCallandor

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Is Gumby's hat thread anywhere to be found?

OptimoPeach

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I don't see that one there either
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Diunx

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You can't get fired if you don't have a job :'(
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treythemovie

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Yeah, that's here, but for whatever reason he apparently didn't save that thread
At least the original quote is saved here: http://www.goodcowfilms.com/farm/basement/ga-archive/ga-forum-quotes-12-11-2003.htm